DISCLAIMER: I don't own Travis Tritt, the Elves, Aragorn, Elrond, "It's A Great Day To Be Alive", or much of anything else. I only own this version of the lyrics and the shadows that fill Celeborn's bed. This and another song came to me while watching the extended LotR.
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::The Fellowship is in Lothlorien. Aragorn and Legolas are no where to be seen. Suddenly, a voice starts singing and splashing is heard::
**to the tune of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt**
Aragorn [sung]: I've got lembas cookin' in the fire's wave,
I've got three-day beard, I don't plan to shave,
And it's a goofy thing, but I've just got to say,
Hey, I'm cleanin' myself.
*the remaining Fellowship members exchange odd looks*
Legolas [sung]: Yeah, I think I'll clean my hair with some Elf shampoo,
Feels pretty good and that's the truth,
It's neither drink nor drug induced,
Naw, I'm just cleain' alright.
Elves (yes, all of them) [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*Elrond appears on the flet with a little, twevle-string, black mandolin, which he is playing*
Elrond [sung]: It's been fifteen years since I left home,
I said "Good luck" to every Elf I'd sown,
Gave them my best and then I left them alone.
Man, I hope they're doin' alright.
*Aragorn appears with an electric guitar and a little wireless sender/reciever for it, looking oddly clean*
Aragorn [sung]: Now I look in the my room and what do I see?
Arwen there starin' back at me,
Dressed in my robe, but harmless as can be,
Lord, I guess she's doin' alright.
Elves [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*Celeborn appears with an acoustic bass guitar (a/n: have you seen one of them?! *drools* they're BEAUTIFUL!)*
Celeborn [sung]: Sometimes I'm lonely,
Sometimes it's only, me and the shadows that fill my bed,
Sometime's I'm fallin', deperately callin',
Howlin' for Gal-al-aladriel.
*Aragorn steps forward*
Aragorn [sung]: Well, I might go find me a brand new road or
Take my ol' horsy for a three-day ride,
Might even get my a nice clean shave.
*several more elves appear with various instruments*
Elves [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*all the elves except Elrond and Legolas (who was among the various elves) disappear*
Sam: Mr. Strider, Mr. Elrond, sirs, that was very strange.
*Elrond hands the mandolin to Sam*
Elrond: You can have it if you never tell anyone about what just happened.
*they all nod and Elrond disappears mysteriously*
*Aragorn takes off the guitar and goes down the ladder of the flet humming the tune*
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Hehehehehehehehe! It's a great day to be an Elf! Um, yeah, please review and request. I might do the Beverly Hillbillies theme song next (mwehehe, Boromir with a banjo...)
P.S. Ava De Longe--I'm very sorry, but I'm not familiar with that song and therefore I am unable to put that in this. Again, I'm very sorry.
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::The Fellowship is in Lothlorien. Aragorn and Legolas are no where to be seen. Suddenly, a voice starts singing and splashing is heard::
**to the tune of "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" by Travis Tritt**
Aragorn [sung]: I've got lembas cookin' in the fire's wave,
I've got three-day beard, I don't plan to shave,
And it's a goofy thing, but I've just got to say,
Hey, I'm cleanin' myself.
*the remaining Fellowship members exchange odd looks*
Legolas [sung]: Yeah, I think I'll clean my hair with some Elf shampoo,
Feels pretty good and that's the truth,
It's neither drink nor drug induced,
Naw, I'm just cleain' alright.
Elves (yes, all of them) [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*Elrond appears on the flet with a little, twevle-string, black mandolin, which he is playing*
Elrond [sung]: It's been fifteen years since I left home,
I said "Good luck" to every Elf I'd sown,
Gave them my best and then I left them alone.
Man, I hope they're doin' alright.
*Aragorn appears with an electric guitar and a little wireless sender/reciever for it, looking oddly clean*
Aragorn [sung]: Now I look in the my room and what do I see?
Arwen there starin' back at me,
Dressed in my robe, but harmless as can be,
Lord, I guess she's doin' alright.
Elves [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*Celeborn appears with an acoustic bass guitar (a/n: have you seen one of them?! *drools* they're BEAUTIFUL!)*
Celeborn [sung]: Sometimes I'm lonely,
Sometimes it's only, me and the shadows that fill my bed,
Sometime's I'm fallin', deperately callin',
Howlin' for Gal-al-aladriel.
*Aragorn steps forward*
Aragorn [sung]: Well, I might go find me a brand new road or
Take my ol' horsy for a three-day ride,
Might even get my a nice clean shave.
*several more elves appear with various instruments*
Elves [sung]: And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
And it's a great day to be an Elf,
I know my hair's still shinin' when I clothe myself,
There's some bad trees in my neighbor's wood,
But why can't tree be just this good?
*all the elves except Elrond and Legolas (who was among the various elves) disappear*
Sam: Mr. Strider, Mr. Elrond, sirs, that was very strange.
*Elrond hands the mandolin to Sam*
Elrond: You can have it if you never tell anyone about what just happened.
*they all nod and Elrond disappears mysteriously*
*Aragorn takes off the guitar and goes down the ladder of the flet humming the tune*
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Hehehehehehehehe! It's a great day to be an Elf! Um, yeah, please review and request. I might do the Beverly Hillbillies theme song next (mwehehe, Boromir with a banjo...)
P.S. Ava De Longe--I'm very sorry, but I'm not familiar with that song and therefore I am unable to put that in this. Again, I'm very sorry.