DISCLAIMER: I don't own Elvis, "Blue Christmas", Elrond, Aragorn, or anything else. Just these messed up lyrics.
Story: I was a lil hyper when I was watching the extended version of LotR:FotR when Aragorn said "He needs Elvish mediciene." I thought he'd said "He needs Elvis mediciene." Then I had to use the bathroom and I thought up part of this...
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::After Frodo is stabbed and Aragorn is looking at him::
Aragorn: He needs Elvis mediciene.
Sam: Not Elvish?
Aragorn: NO! Elvis!
::fastforward to Rivendell, Elrond is healing Frodo Elvis-style; several elves appear behind him with instruments; they begin playing the tune to "Blue Christmas"::
**to the tune of "Blue Christmas" by Elvis Presley**
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: You'll have a blue
Elves [sung] (you have to have heard the Elves-version to get this): Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: Face if
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: I can't heal you
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: You'll be so cold
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: If my helain can't help you
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: Bloody wounds showing red,
On a shirt made of white
It won't help a bit
If I can't help you.
You'll have a blue face that's for certain;
And when that coldness starts spreadin',
You'll be turning all white,
From the Nazgul's stab,,
But you'll have a blue, blue, blue face.
::when the Elvis mediciene fails, Elrond turns to normal, boring Elvish mediciene and looks very sad about it::
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Wow, that was a short song. But funny! Just imagine all those elves doing their lil "ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!" thing! *falls over laughing* how funny certain lines and Pepsi One can be...
Story: I was a lil hyper when I was watching the extended version of LotR:FotR when Aragorn said "He needs Elvish mediciene." I thought he'd said "He needs Elvis mediciene." Then I had to use the bathroom and I thought up part of this...
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
::After Frodo is stabbed and Aragorn is looking at him::
Aragorn: He needs Elvis mediciene.
Sam: Not Elvish?
Aragorn: NO! Elvis!
::fastforward to Rivendell, Elrond is healing Frodo Elvis-style; several elves appear behind him with instruments; they begin playing the tune to "Blue Christmas"::
**to the tune of "Blue Christmas" by Elvis Presley**
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: You'll have a blue
Elves [sung] (you have to have heard the Elves-version to get this): Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: Face if
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: I can't heal you
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: You'll be so cold
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: If my helain can't help you
Elves [sung]: Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh! Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!
Elrond [sung Elvis-style]: Bloody wounds showing red,
On a shirt made of white
It won't help a bit
If I can't help you.
You'll have a blue face that's for certain;
And when that coldness starts spreadin',
You'll be turning all white,
From the Nazgul's stab,,
But you'll have a blue, blue, blue face.
::when the Elvis mediciene fails, Elrond turns to normal, boring Elvish mediciene and looks very sad about it::
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wow, that was a short song. But funny! Just imagine all those elves doing their lil "ooh-ooh ooh-ooh!" thing! *falls over laughing* how funny certain lines and Pepsi One can be...