DISCLAIMER: I don't own Earl Scruggs, the Earl, "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett", or anything else. Not even Faramir's Earl.
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::Many years after the Ring is destroyed, Faramir is sitting in front of a fire when a little boy runs up to him::
Little Boy: Daddy, can you tell me about the ring of power?
*Faramir nods and stands up; two Gondorian soldiers appear, one has a banjo and the other a guitar; Faramir magically gets an Earl (it's a kind of Gibson banjo, they're really beautiful)*
**to the tune of "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies Theme)" by Flatt And Scruggs**
Faramir [sung]: Come an' listen to my story 'bout an evil ring,
Four poor lil hobbits had to take it away,
Then one day the were strollin' to Bree,
And they found this Strider guy.
[spoken] Aragorn, that is,
Ellessar, Nothern Ranger.
[sung] Well, the next thing ya know they're all in Riv'dell.
Elrond said, "Guys, get away from here!"
Said, "Mount Doom is the place ya need to be."
So they formed a Fellowship and went to Mordor.
[spoken] Evil place, evil things.
Gandorian Soldier With Guitar (GSWG) [spoken]: They went a lot of places!
*interesting little muscial break*
Faramir [spoken]: Well, it came time to split apart, but they would meet again,
Boromir died and Sam and Frodo ran away and two guys got caught.
But they all got back together in a locallity,
And had a heapin' helpin' of my hospotality.
[spoken] Gondor, that is. They destoryed it. Ended its reign.
We all live peacful now, ya know?
*the little boy looks at his father strangely; Eowyn walks in*
Eowyn: You haven't been scaring our boy again, have you Faramir?
Faramir (in thick Southern accent): Not really.
*Eowyn groans*
Eowyn: Not again!
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Well, that was certainly a challenge. Anyway, reuqest, review, ya know the drill.
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::Many years after the Ring is destroyed, Faramir is sitting in front of a fire when a little boy runs up to him::
Little Boy: Daddy, can you tell me about the ring of power?
*Faramir nods and stands up; two Gondorian soldiers appear, one has a banjo and the other a guitar; Faramir magically gets an Earl (it's a kind of Gibson banjo, they're really beautiful)*
**to the tune of "The Ballad Of Jed Clampett (The Beverly Hillbillies Theme)" by Flatt And Scruggs**
Faramir [sung]: Come an' listen to my story 'bout an evil ring,
Four poor lil hobbits had to take it away,
Then one day the were strollin' to Bree,
And they found this Strider guy.
[spoken] Aragorn, that is,
Ellessar, Nothern Ranger.
[sung] Well, the next thing ya know they're all in Riv'dell.
Elrond said, "Guys, get away from here!"
Said, "Mount Doom is the place ya need to be."
So they formed a Fellowship and went to Mordor.
[spoken] Evil place, evil things.
Gandorian Soldier With Guitar (GSWG) [spoken]: They went a lot of places!
*interesting little muscial break*
Faramir [spoken]: Well, it came time to split apart, but they would meet again,
Boromir died and Sam and Frodo ran away and two guys got caught.
But they all got back together in a locallity,
And had a heapin' helpin' of my hospotality.
[spoken] Gondor, that is. They destoryed it. Ended its reign.
We all live peacful now, ya know?
*the little boy looks at his father strangely; Eowyn walks in*
Eowyn: You haven't been scaring our boy again, have you Faramir?
Faramir (in thick Southern accent): Not really.
*Eowyn groans*
Eowyn: Not again!
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Well, that was certainly a challenge. Anyway, reuqest, review, ya know the drill.