A/N: Ok, My NEXT chapter! Oh, and Thanks Dave for the help..u may not know
it, but your fan fic helped me.
Harry was getting into bed when Ron came in. He looked as tired as Harry felt. As Ron was getting into bed, it fell apart.
"Ohh..about your bed. . ." Harry started, but before he finished, Ron's eyes were flaming, so Harry said, "Fred and George did it." Ron got up, went into the 7th year's dorm and Harry heard some crashes. He got up and ran to see what it was. Ron was beating the shit out of Fred, as George screamed like a girl. Wide-eyed, Harry watched Ron throw Fred to the ground, got out a gun, and shot him. It was no Harry's turn to scream like a girl and wet his panties. As fast as he could run, Harry flew out the portrait, and into the closest office of a teacher, and that would be Snape's.
"Pro-professor! Ron's gone mad, and-" but before Harry could finish, he saw Snape putting on make-up and wearing a dress. Harry screamed like a girl again, and ran out the door. He suddenly stopped in front of Ron with his gun.
" Hello, Harry. Join us!" and with that, a bunch of zombies came out of no where. Harry then relized that they were Hermione, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Ginny, Fred, George, Lavender, Parveti, Padma and Cho.
"NEVER!" He screamed, and turned to run the other way, but he couldn't. In front of him was a giant. . . FUZZY PINK BUNNY.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Harry cried, "ANYTHING BUT BEING EATEN BY A FUZZY PINK BUNNY!!! PLEASE!!!!" but the bunny at him whole.
Harry jumped up from bed and looked around. He was all sweaty and hot. 'It was all a dream' he though. On his left, Ron was snoring, tangled in his blankets. Harry grabbed his dad's old invisibility cloak and ran to Snape's office. The sight he saw was horrible. His dream was a bit realistic. There was Snape, wearing a dress and putting make-up on. 'I actually saw that happining," Harry thought, and pinched himself. 'Yup, this is real, alright.' and he ran back to the Gryffindor tower and into bed. 'Best be safe' Harry thought again, and took a "Anti-Dream Pill" and went to sleep.
Harry woke up with the sun in his face. He didn't want to open his eyes, but remembered the trip today. He opened his eyes, and in front of his was a FUZZY PINK BUNNY!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed, rolling over, but fell head first onto the floor.
"It's just me, Harry," Hermione said, laughing. She was holding a stuffed pink bunny, and Harry gave out a sigh of relief.
"What the the hell?" Ron said, sitting up in his bed.
"Nothing, Ronald Arthur Weasley," Hermione said, throwing a book at him again, but for fun and not learning. "Better get packing, boys. We're leaving in less than 2 hours." and with that, Hermione started to leave the room, but slipped on the rug. She jumped back up and said, "I'm ok!" and ran out. Harry got up and put some clothes on. He searched through every piece of clothing he had. 'What's the use in packing only some? I hardly have any clothes to start with' and he grabbed everything and jammed it in his bag. Ron, on the otherhand, was looking at each clothing seperatly.
"Hey, Harry. Which would the girls like better? This, or this?" Ron said, holding up some swimming boxers. One was plain black and the other was checker colored.
"Um. . .go with the black," Harry replied. He didn't have any swimming boxers, only one. It was a tanish color and was a bit big for him. Thanks to Hermione, though, she shrunked them into a perfect fit for him. When they had finished, they dragged the luggage down the tower stairs. About five times had Ron fallen over Harry, they made it to the bottom, where Hermione was waiting.
"C'mon, you guys. We need to get good train seats. It's best going to be an hour or so until we get there," and Hermione grabbed her big backpack and flunged it over her shoulder, exiting through the portrait, but tripped on her way. Ron roared with laughter, but Hermione took a pair of sock and shoved them into Ron's mouth.
"Merry Christmas," She said angrily, and went ahead of them as Ron pulled the socks out.
"Hey, I was looking for these!" Ron said, happily, and stuffed them in his pocket. They ran as fast as they could to catch up to Hermione, but when they did, it was only because they were at the train.
"Will the front do?" She asked them, and they nodded, too tired to speak. As they entered the train, the only people in sight were Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. Being as quiet as possible, they snuck into the first compartment, and Hermione closed it.
"Will you guys please put my backpack on the top rack? I'm too short to reach," Hermione said, and sat down. Ron and Harry both sighed and lifted her backpack on the rack. Next was Harry's. It was an easily light luggage, but wasn't as light as Hermione's. Ron, now, had the heaviest. It took them 8 trys to get it on.
"There we go," Ron said happily, but then it fell on his head. They decided to keep that on the seat. The door slammed open, and there was Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, in they're sneering looks,
"Now look who's here early," Malfoy said, coldly. "Mudblood, Muggle Lover, and Scar face." Crabbe and Goyle roared with laughter, as Ron got up and reached for his wand. But by that time, Professor McGonagall came in.
"Is there a problem?" She asked calmly.
"Oh, no professor. Not at all," Malfoy replied innocently and beckond Crabbe and Goyle to follow, and McGonagall left. Ron sat down and crossed his arms.
"I was really going to mess him up," he huffed. "Next time, he'll get it." and the train started to leave the station.
DONE! This one took me a long time. Only because I decided to write it all in one day. But it was fun. Hope ya liked it. Next chapter will be called, "The Arrival". Review, plz!!
Harry was getting into bed when Ron came in. He looked as tired as Harry felt. As Ron was getting into bed, it fell apart.
"Ohh..about your bed. . ." Harry started, but before he finished, Ron's eyes were flaming, so Harry said, "Fred and George did it." Ron got up, went into the 7th year's dorm and Harry heard some crashes. He got up and ran to see what it was. Ron was beating the shit out of Fred, as George screamed like a girl. Wide-eyed, Harry watched Ron throw Fred to the ground, got out a gun, and shot him. It was no Harry's turn to scream like a girl and wet his panties. As fast as he could run, Harry flew out the portrait, and into the closest office of a teacher, and that would be Snape's.
"Pro-professor! Ron's gone mad, and-" but before Harry could finish, he saw Snape putting on make-up and wearing a dress. Harry screamed like a girl again, and ran out the door. He suddenly stopped in front of Ron with his gun.
" Hello, Harry. Join us!" and with that, a bunch of zombies came out of no where. Harry then relized that they were Hermione, Draco, Crabbe, Goyle, Ginny, Fred, George, Lavender, Parveti, Padma and Cho.
"NEVER!" He screamed, and turned to run the other way, but he couldn't. In front of him was a giant. . . FUZZY PINK BUNNY.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Harry cried, "ANYTHING BUT BEING EATEN BY A FUZZY PINK BUNNY!!! PLEASE!!!!" but the bunny at him whole.
Harry jumped up from bed and looked around. He was all sweaty and hot. 'It was all a dream' he though. On his left, Ron was snoring, tangled in his blankets. Harry grabbed his dad's old invisibility cloak and ran to Snape's office. The sight he saw was horrible. His dream was a bit realistic. There was Snape, wearing a dress and putting make-up on. 'I actually saw that happining," Harry thought, and pinched himself. 'Yup, this is real, alright.' and he ran back to the Gryffindor tower and into bed. 'Best be safe' Harry thought again, and took a "Anti-Dream Pill" and went to sleep.
Harry woke up with the sun in his face. He didn't want to open his eyes, but remembered the trip today. He opened his eyes, and in front of his was a FUZZY PINK BUNNY!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Harry screamed, rolling over, but fell head first onto the floor.
"It's just me, Harry," Hermione said, laughing. She was holding a stuffed pink bunny, and Harry gave out a sigh of relief.
"What the the hell?" Ron said, sitting up in his bed.
"Nothing, Ronald Arthur Weasley," Hermione said, throwing a book at him again, but for fun and not learning. "Better get packing, boys. We're leaving in less than 2 hours." and with that, Hermione started to leave the room, but slipped on the rug. She jumped back up and said, "I'm ok!" and ran out. Harry got up and put some clothes on. He searched through every piece of clothing he had. 'What's the use in packing only some? I hardly have any clothes to start with' and he grabbed everything and jammed it in his bag. Ron, on the otherhand, was looking at each clothing seperatly.
"Hey, Harry. Which would the girls like better? This, or this?" Ron said, holding up some swimming boxers. One was plain black and the other was checker colored.
"Um. . .go with the black," Harry replied. He didn't have any swimming boxers, only one. It was a tanish color and was a bit big for him. Thanks to Hermione, though, she shrunked them into a perfect fit for him. When they had finished, they dragged the luggage down the tower stairs. About five times had Ron fallen over Harry, they made it to the bottom, where Hermione was waiting.
"C'mon, you guys. We need to get good train seats. It's best going to be an hour or so until we get there," and Hermione grabbed her big backpack and flunged it over her shoulder, exiting through the portrait, but tripped on her way. Ron roared with laughter, but Hermione took a pair of sock and shoved them into Ron's mouth.
"Merry Christmas," She said angrily, and went ahead of them as Ron pulled the socks out.
"Hey, I was looking for these!" Ron said, happily, and stuffed them in his pocket. They ran as fast as they could to catch up to Hermione, but when they did, it was only because they were at the train.
"Will the front do?" She asked them, and they nodded, too tired to speak. As they entered the train, the only people in sight were Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle. Being as quiet as possible, they snuck into the first compartment, and Hermione closed it.
"Will you guys please put my backpack on the top rack? I'm too short to reach," Hermione said, and sat down. Ron and Harry both sighed and lifted her backpack on the rack. Next was Harry's. It was an easily light luggage, but wasn't as light as Hermione's. Ron, now, had the heaviest. It took them 8 trys to get it on.
"There we go," Ron said happily, but then it fell on his head. They decided to keep that on the seat. The door slammed open, and there was Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, in they're sneering looks,
"Now look who's here early," Malfoy said, coldly. "Mudblood, Muggle Lover, and Scar face." Crabbe and Goyle roared with laughter, as Ron got up and reached for his wand. But by that time, Professor McGonagall came in.
"Is there a problem?" She asked calmly.
"Oh, no professor. Not at all," Malfoy replied innocently and beckond Crabbe and Goyle to follow, and McGonagall left. Ron sat down and crossed his arms.
"I was really going to mess him up," he huffed. "Next time, he'll get it." and the train started to leave the station.
DONE! This one took me a long time. Only because I decided to write it all in one day. But it was fun. Hope ya liked it. Next chapter will be called, "The Arrival". Review, plz!!