A/N: OK! This is a small spinoff of The Pencil Show, which was written by Hikaness! It has absolutly nothing to do with The Pencil Show, so...It is The....um....*scans two people in the audience franticly for an office supply; One holds up a paper clip* um....The Paper Clip Show! It's not the best, but it'll do for now. Now! On with the kidnapping...er, interview!
Voice: AND NOW, STRAIGHT FROM EMPTY SPAM CAN! THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
*Skye and Ray walk in from the right side of the stage, waving their hands*
Ray: Welcome to The Paper Clip Show!
Skye: Where we kidnap..er, borrow, random Super Smash Brothers Melee characters and...
Ray: Force them to REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: You did think up a theme song, right?
Skye: *crosses fingers* YUP! *bursts into song*
I have a rat, rat, rat!
His name is Joes, Joes, Joes!
He likes to pat, pat, pat
And eat my toes, toes, toes!
Skye: YAY!!!!!
Ray: Riiiiight. I'm sure. Our very special first guest is-*gets cut off by Skye*
Skye: Thats my line! Our very special first guest is-*gets killed by Ray*
Ray: *Hides Mallet* *says very fast* Ourveryspecialfirstguestis.....Link!
Skye: *rezzes* Hey! Hika was right! It IS fun!
Ray: Have you been raiding Hika's supply of Immortality Spray?
Skye: Yes! I mean, No!
Hika: *Makes a random appearance* I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Spork too! *Makes a random disappearance*
Skye: Our very special first guest is.....Link! Bring 'em in, Random Mr. Saturns!
*Random Mr. Saturns come in, pushing Link in front of them*
Link: o.O Where am I?
Skye: Tell him, Voice!
Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-I'm done.
Skye: Thank you. As Voice clearly says, you are at The Paper Clip show, and you are at our MERCY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: *mumbles* yeah, what she said....*Hits Skye with Mallet*
Skye: *dies again*
Link: You killed your co-host! You silly jackass!
Ray: *shrugs* She'll be back.
Skye: *rezzes* Yup! Now, for the first question! Link, did you know that you are indistinguishable from a Ping-Pong ball?
Link: o.O Really? What's a Ping-Pong ball?
Ray: -.- Never mind...Next Question! Got Spam?
Link: ...
Skye: I'll take it as a "no". All right! um...Ray. You read this one.
Ray: ^_^ OK! *takes card* Will you marry me? *realizes what was said* HEY!
Link: NO! NO, I WILL NOT!
Skye: ^_^ Good, just making sure you're not gay.
Link: *runs around, brandishing his sword* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out the the empty Spam can, still screaming*
Ray: Wonder why he didn't do that sooner....
Skye: *shrugs* Dunno
Ray: We'll see you next time on...
Skye: THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!!!
Both: *walk off the stage, waving*
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A/N: YAY! OK! Now that THAT is done, I feel like doing more. So get in your questions for KIRBY! by way of herrosgalaxy@yahoo.com!
Because if I asked you to send them in reviews....well, you wouldn't be seeing TPCS anymore.
~*Skye*~
Voice: AND NOW, STRAIGHT FROM EMPTY SPAM CAN! THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
*Skye and Ray walk in from the right side of the stage, waving their hands*
Ray: Welcome to The Paper Clip Show!
Skye: Where we kidnap..er, borrow, random Super Smash Brothers Melee characters and...
Ray: Force them to REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: You did think up a theme song, right?
Skye: *crosses fingers* YUP! *bursts into song*
I have a rat, rat, rat!
His name is Joes, Joes, Joes!
He likes to pat, pat, pat
And eat my toes, toes, toes!
Skye: YAY!!!!!
Ray: Riiiiight. I'm sure. Our very special first guest is-*gets cut off by Skye*
Skye: Thats my line! Our very special first guest is-*gets killed by Ray*
Ray: *Hides Mallet* *says very fast* Ourveryspecialfirstguestis.....Link!
Skye: *rezzes* Hey! Hika was right! It IS fun!
Ray: Have you been raiding Hika's supply of Immortality Spray?
Skye: Yes! I mean, No!
Hika: *Makes a random appearance* I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Spork too! *Makes a random disappearance*
Skye: Our very special first guest is.....Link! Bring 'em in, Random Mr. Saturns!
*Random Mr. Saturns come in, pushing Link in front of them*
Link: o.O Where am I?
Skye: Tell him, Voice!
Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-I'm done.
Skye: Thank you. As Voice clearly says, you are at The Paper Clip show, and you are at our MERCY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: *mumbles* yeah, what she said....*Hits Skye with Mallet*
Skye: *dies again*
Link: You killed your co-host! You silly jackass!
Ray: *shrugs* She'll be back.
Skye: *rezzes* Yup! Now, for the first question! Link, did you know that you are indistinguishable from a Ping-Pong ball?
Link: o.O Really? What's a Ping-Pong ball?
Ray: -.- Never mind...Next Question! Got Spam?
Link: ...
Skye: I'll take it as a "no". All right! um...Ray. You read this one.
Ray: ^_^ OK! *takes card* Will you marry me? *realizes what was said* HEY!
Link: NO! NO, I WILL NOT!
Skye: ^_^ Good, just making sure you're not gay.
Link: *runs around, brandishing his sword* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs out the the empty Spam can, still screaming*
Ray: Wonder why he didn't do that sooner....
Skye: *shrugs* Dunno
Ray: We'll see you next time on...
Skye: THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!!!
Both: *walk off the stage, waving*
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A/N: YAY! OK! Now that THAT is done, I feel like doing more. So get in your questions for KIRBY! by way of herrosgalaxy@yahoo.com!
Because if I asked you to send them in reviews....well, you wouldn't be seeing TPCS anymore.
~*Skye*~