I have a rat, rat, rat!
His name is Joes, Joes, Joes!
He likes to pat, pat, pat!
And eat my toes, toes, toes!
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Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
*Skye and Ray wave to the 8 people in the audience*
Skye: Welcome to The Paper Clip Show!
Ray: Where we kidnap...er, borrow, random Super Smash Brothers and Super Smash Brothers Melee characters...
Skye: AND FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Skye: ANYSHOE! We have had our FIRST WHOLE HEAP AND A BUNCH OF REVIEWERS, and questions for our second guest! We now present to you....KIRBY! Bring 'em in, Random Mr. Saturns!
*Random Mr. Saturns come in, pushing Kirby in front of them*
Skye: KIRBY! HIIIII!!!
Kirby: o.O Where am I?
Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
Kirby: X.X Link warned me of this...
Skye: Well, now that you're here, there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: Ahem. First question....
Skye: OH! Yes. EVERYONE who asked Kirby a question gets a cameo! Audience, please welcome our FIRST reviewer....ANTHONY!
Anthony: Hello! First question is...*takes out envelope* Kirby: How much can you suck up? *proceeds to fill Kirby with paper clips to the point of explosion*
Kirby: *swallows paper clips* Yum.
Everyone: o.O
Skye: How many paper clips was that?
Anthony: 99,562,784,616,007,935,793,916,591,673,845,916,428,285,916,358 paper clips....
Everyone: O.o
Kirby: -.-;
Ray: My question, becuase I'M the co-host!
Skye: *whispers* You're supposed to let the guests go first....
Ray: Oops. Oh well. NEXT QUESTION! HOW COME YOU HAVE NO HAIR, FOR PETE'S SAKE?!
Kirby: *sniffles* I wasn't born with any...
Ray: OK THEN! aJay, your turn...
aJay: First of my questions! Kirby, what would happen if you swallowed dog crap?
Kirby: I get sick.
Skye: Er, pardon my asking, but why did you swallow dog crap?
Ray: And HOW!
Skye: Never mind then...It might be worse than the goldfish incident....
Ray and Skye: *shudder*
Kirby: The what?
Skye: Never mind....just..don't let the little kid next door eat goldfish crackers next to the fish tank....
Ray: NEXT QUESTION!
aJay: Why pink?
Kirby: Pink is cool! Why NOT pink?
Everyone: o.O
Skye: ANYSHOE!
aJay: Are you and George Bush on intimate terms?
Kirby: How did you find out? SHIT! NO! NO WE ARE NOT!
Anthony: *raises eyebrow* Tut, tut, such language.
Skye: *huffs* And with that @$$-#%@$^&, too.
Everyone: *raises eyebrows*
Skye: O.O YOU HEARD NOTHING!
aJay: What is the square root of 56320.15?
Kirby: 237.31866761804. But don't quote me on that.
Everyone: O.O
Skye: Well, we have a gay pink chubby anorexic bald naked math whiz Star Warrior. Before he attacks us all, Phil has yet another question.
Phil: *pokes Kirby* Why are you the greatest character ever born?
Kirby: *puffs out chest...er...you get the idea* Thank you. Thank you. Autographs later, please.
Simdork the Author: And I get to ruin your joy! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
Kirby: -_- I'm a Star Warrior. And a star....I have my own TV show, didja know that?
Everyone: *nods*
STA: Why are you naked?
Kirby: *looks down* Meep. TOWEL! TOWEL!
Voice: *drops towel*
Everyone: O.O
STA: How do you eat so much and still be small? Are you bulimic?
Kirby: *puffs out chest* I have good metabolism.
Skye: *cough* right *cough*
Kirby: ¬_¬
Hika: *randomly appears* You look like 'Keru! *randomly disappears*
DeathofBaGook: Moving on! Are you gay? I mean, you're a guy, and you're pink...Does that disturb you?
Kirby: *looks at feet*
Waddledee: *runs in* I SAW YOU AT THE GAYS ANONYMAS MEETING! When's the next one?
Kirby: 7:00, January 5th.
Everyone: O.O
DOBG: I KNEW IT!
Skye: *politely* Were you there too?
DOBG: Uh...no. Uh...........Do you like Link? Tell the truth!
Kirby: No. I like Bowse- No one.
DOBG: Right...Do you, like, go shopping, like, for, like, girly stuff? Like,
like, nail polish? And, like, make up? Cuz, you're like, pink?
Kirby: O.O *pulls out crucifix* VALLEY GIRL! NOOOOO!!!!
DOBG: *giggles* Do you like the smell of nail polish?
Kirby: No.
DOBG: WELL YOU SHOULD!!
Kirby: Meep. *cowers in the corner* Don't hurt me!
Skye: And lastly...What evil, terrible, conceited plot do you have this time?
Anthony: This time? What's he done before?
Roy: Kirby? Kirby? Shigeru Myamoto needs you...Said something about Nightmare in Dreamland?
Kirby: ^_^ YAY! Bye, everyone! Time for my press conference!
~Kirby walks out, Roy following~
Skye: WAIT!
Roy: Hmmm?
Skye: *snatches Roy and plops him in a burlap bag* Thank you. G'bye everyone!
~Everyone randomly disappears~
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A/N: Well....that was interesting. ^^ Next time only one person will get a cameo. ^^ ONE PERSON AT RANDOM! Prolly my favourite question...Next victim is Roy, by the way. See you in....whenever I feel like it! Email questions to herrosgalaxy@yahoo.com or, more preferably, sporkofdoom@hotmail.com. ^.^ Please read and review!
~Skye
SHAMELESS PLUGS! My other stories, (The Teo Myst, Bogarts Mill, and TSS), Kippinator's Stories (Here in Yesterday) and Bosquito Mostquito's Stories/Poems (Children of the Blood, Road Trip, and One Night). Enjoy! www.geocities.com/herrosgalaxy for the Guest List.
His name is Joes, Joes, Joes!
He likes to pat, pat, pat!
And eat my toes, toes, toes!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
*Skye and Ray wave to the 8 people in the audience*
Skye: Welcome to The Paper Clip Show!
Ray: Where we kidnap...er, borrow, random Super Smash Brothers and Super Smash Brothers Melee characters...
Skye: AND FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Skye: ANYSHOE! We have had our FIRST WHOLE HEAP AND A BUNCH OF REVIEWERS, and questions for our second guest! We now present to you....KIRBY! Bring 'em in, Random Mr. Saturns!
*Random Mr. Saturns come in, pushing Kirby in front of them*
Skye: KIRBY! HIIIII!!!
Kirby: o.O Where am I?
Voice: WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SPAM CAN, HOME OF THE PAPER CLIP SHOW!
Kirby: X.X Link warned me of this...
Skye: Well, now that you're here, there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ray: Ahem. First question....
Skye: OH! Yes. EVERYONE who asked Kirby a question gets a cameo! Audience, please welcome our FIRST reviewer....ANTHONY!
Anthony: Hello! First question is...*takes out envelope* Kirby: How much can you suck up? *proceeds to fill Kirby with paper clips to the point of explosion*
Kirby: *swallows paper clips* Yum.
Everyone: o.O
Skye: How many paper clips was that?
Anthony: 99,562,784,616,007,935,793,916,591,673,845,916,428,285,916,358 paper clips....
Everyone: O.o
Kirby: -.-;
Ray: My question, becuase I'M the co-host!
Skye: *whispers* You're supposed to let the guests go first....
Ray: Oops. Oh well. NEXT QUESTION! HOW COME YOU HAVE NO HAIR, FOR PETE'S SAKE?!
Kirby: *sniffles* I wasn't born with any...
Ray: OK THEN! aJay, your turn...
aJay: First of my questions! Kirby, what would happen if you swallowed dog crap?
Kirby: I get sick.
Skye: Er, pardon my asking, but why did you swallow dog crap?
Ray: And HOW!
Skye: Never mind then...It might be worse than the goldfish incident....
Ray and Skye: *shudder*
Kirby: The what?
Skye: Never mind....just..don't let the little kid next door eat goldfish crackers next to the fish tank....
Ray: NEXT QUESTION!
aJay: Why pink?
Kirby: Pink is cool! Why NOT pink?
Everyone: o.O
Skye: ANYSHOE!
aJay: Are you and George Bush on intimate terms?
Kirby: How did you find out? SHIT! NO! NO WE ARE NOT!
Anthony: *raises eyebrow* Tut, tut, such language.
Skye: *huffs* And with that @$$-#%@$^&, too.
Everyone: *raises eyebrows*
Skye: O.O YOU HEARD NOTHING!
aJay: What is the square root of 56320.15?
Kirby: 237.31866761804. But don't quote me on that.
Everyone: O.O
Skye: Well, we have a gay pink chubby anorexic bald naked math whiz Star Warrior. Before he attacks us all, Phil has yet another question.
Phil: *pokes Kirby* Why are you the greatest character ever born?
Kirby: *puffs out chest...er...you get the idea* Thank you. Thank you. Autographs later, please.
Simdork the Author: And I get to ruin your joy! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
Kirby: -_- I'm a Star Warrior. And a star....I have my own TV show, didja know that?
Everyone: *nods*
STA: Why are you naked?
Kirby: *looks down* Meep. TOWEL! TOWEL!
Voice: *drops towel*
Everyone: O.O
STA: How do you eat so much and still be small? Are you bulimic?
Kirby: *puffs out chest* I have good metabolism.
Skye: *cough* right *cough*
Kirby: ¬_¬
Hika: *randomly appears* You look like 'Keru! *randomly disappears*
DeathofBaGook: Moving on! Are you gay? I mean, you're a guy, and you're pink...Does that disturb you?
Kirby: *looks at feet*
Waddledee: *runs in* I SAW YOU AT THE GAYS ANONYMAS MEETING! When's the next one?
Kirby: 7:00, January 5th.
Everyone: O.O
DOBG: I KNEW IT!
Skye: *politely* Were you there too?
DOBG: Uh...no. Uh...........Do you like Link? Tell the truth!
Kirby: No. I like Bowse- No one.
DOBG: Right...Do you, like, go shopping, like, for, like, girly stuff? Like,
like, nail polish? And, like, make up? Cuz, you're like, pink?
Kirby: O.O *pulls out crucifix* VALLEY GIRL! NOOOOO!!!!
DOBG: *giggles* Do you like the smell of nail polish?
Kirby: No.
DOBG: WELL YOU SHOULD!!
Kirby: Meep. *cowers in the corner* Don't hurt me!
Skye: And lastly...What evil, terrible, conceited plot do you have this time?
Anthony: This time? What's he done before?
Roy: Kirby? Kirby? Shigeru Myamoto needs you...Said something about Nightmare in Dreamland?
Kirby: ^_^ YAY! Bye, everyone! Time for my press conference!
~Kirby walks out, Roy following~
Skye: WAIT!
Roy: Hmmm?
Skye: *snatches Roy and plops him in a burlap bag* Thank you. G'bye everyone!
~Everyone randomly disappears~
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A/N: Well....that was interesting. ^^ Next time only one person will get a cameo. ^^ ONE PERSON AT RANDOM! Prolly my favourite question...Next victim is Roy, by the way. See you in....whenever I feel like it! Email questions to herrosgalaxy@yahoo.com or, more preferably, sporkofdoom@hotmail.com. ^.^ Please read and review!
~Skye
SHAMELESS PLUGS! My other stories, (The Teo Myst, Bogarts Mill, and TSS), Kippinator's Stories (Here in Yesterday) and Bosquito Mostquito's Stories/Poems (Children of the Blood, Road Trip, and One Night). Enjoy! www.geocities.com/herrosgalaxy for the Guest List.