'Sean':Well,it's not 1:00 am this time at least...but it's still not funny...

Sarah:You are aware that I personally don't care,right?

'Sean':I didn't ask if you didn't care....just post the story..

Sarah:See what I have to deal with,people?

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Heero: You have one week to get your affairs in order...

Quatre: I suggest you take care of anything you know that you have to..*sips his tea*

Duo: Then it's with us..got it?

Sarah: Can I interrupt for a second here?

Trowa: It'll be interesting..living with us..

Duet: I'm just glad to have another girl in the house..

Sarah: Hey?!I'm still here!Can I interject here?

Wufei: What now?

Sarah: *stirrs absentmindedly at a cup of hot chocolate* Umm..why me?

Heero: 'Why me' what?

Sarah: Why am I going with you?

Duo: You were told to..

Trowa: Besides..we need as many level heads as we can manage..

Sarah: But what if I'm not level headed?

Heero: Oh,but you are..

Wufei: We made sure of that..

Sarah:I'm starting to feel like you're going to haul me off and kill me..you aren't..right?

Trowa: No..not kill you persay, but...haul you off,yes..

Quatre: We need your help..

Duet: You're going to help us..

Sarah: I'm going to help you..in college..because I was told to..because i'm level headed and because you need my help...okay,but WHY?

Trowa: Well,the whole college thing is just a front...that'll help you get your schooling..

Sarah:*level stare*Schooling for...

Duo: You'll be helping us soon enough..

Heero: Don't scare the child..

Duet: She's scared as it is,Heero..

Sarah: So..let me try and follow here..you've been watching me to make sure that i'm..supposed to come with you?

Wufei: Yeah,that's about right...

Duo: We knew you'd be perfect..

Trowa: Besides..it's not like you didn't dream of this..right?

Heero: Remember a few years ago? When you thought this would happen..then gave up on the idea because it was..'illogical'

Sarah: How'd you know about that?

Trowa: Heero has 'his ways'....

Sarah: So..a week?To tell my family I'm going to college with complete strangers who just happen to be cartoon characters..that'll go real well..my mom'll love that.

Wufei: Once you leave, all will be revealed..

Duet: Yes,O Great Fortune Teller,'Fei!

Sarah: Again..why do I feel like you're going to haul me off and kill me?

Trowa: Relax..we'll stay with you through this week..

Duo: Soothe the pain of leaving..

Heero: And anyway,that way you can't run away or anything..

Sarah: And I would do that because..?

Duet: I think that was a compliment..

Heero: Can't get anything past you..

Trowa: I'll take you home..

Wufei: And we'll all stay with you..

Sarah: NANI?

Duet: It'll be fun..

Duo: Yeah...Great fun!^_^

Quatre:(who has been very quiet throughout this whole thing) You'll get to meet Capitan Safe Sex and Sexy Naked Man..

Sarah: Why does that scare me?

Trowa: Just wait till you see it..

Duo&Duet: We are NOT going to do that..

All Sans Duo and Duet: ...

Sarah: A week left of sanity...gre~at..

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'Sean': Again..not funny..

Sarah:CAN YOU OFFER INSPIRATION WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE?!

'Sean': ... ... ...no... ... ...

Sarah: Tori...I feel your pain with Kegawa...only mine's a moose..and i didn't even drown him in a cup of coffee!*sigh* Why me..?