:Disclaimer: I may not own Stargate, but I'm asking for it for my birthday! :D

:Notes: OKAY. People last time thought I was against Australians. I'm not. Only Steve Irwin! Grr. Thanks to Meg & Alex for the beta'ing. Love yah guys. :D
:More Notes: Wrote this in math, drinking coffee and wanting more. Cartesian plans are the most boring things I've ever seen
in my LIFE.

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Daniel swayed back and forth in the chair he was sitting in, whilst visiting Jack. Jack, bonking him in the nose with the
paper airplane he'd just finished out of a notice marked 'Important', followed him with his eyes. Back, forth, left right.
"What's your problem?"

"Coffee."

"Out of it again, are we?"

"Coffee."

"Use mine."

"Cr#ppy."

"Gets me through the day.

"Cr#ppy."

"What?

"It tastes. Like cr#p."

Jack stuck out his tongue and spun around in his big, comfy chair. Daniel wondered why he didn't have one like that. And why
Jack had more coffee than he did. "Fine then.

Daniel lifted himself from the chair, wincing, and slowly walked in the direction of the filing cabinet. Jack blinked.
"What're you doing?"

"Maybe Teal'c has coffee."

"Daniel, Teal'c doesn't DRINK coffee. He doesn't drink BEER for cryin' out loud!"

"Maybe he started."

"You're delusional."

"Maybe so, but I'll find coffee."

"Not with Teal'c."

"Screw you."

"I wish" Jack muttered.

Daniel whammed into the filing cabinet. Jack took his shoulders and directed him in the way of the door.

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:AN: Does Teal'c have an office? 'Cause he does now.