Ok this is going to be the characters going through the game of Final Fantasy (disclaimer: which I do NOT own in any way whatsoever), but it's played out like a movie…you know what I mean? (whole audience: no…me: -_-;;;) well, you'll see what I mean…^__^ enjoy! Oh I am going to change it a little bit because I don't remember the whole lines even though I've played it like billions of times…
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We are starting at the part where Cloud meets Tifa at the bar because the train part is boring…
Cloud: Hey Barret where's my pay?
Barret: Yo I ain't givin you none a your damn pay!
Cloud: What??? ;_;
Tifa: Oh come on he deserves some…
Cloud: Yeah she's right!
Director: CUT!!!! You guy are messing this scene all up! That's not the lines at all!
Cloud: Soooooo…what are you saying?
D (Director): -_-;;; ugh…well, let's move on the the next scene.
Tifa: Cloud don't you remember your childhood friend?
List of choices come up:
1) Oh yeah you're that girl selling flowers.
2) Oh yeah the drunk on the streets.
Cloud: Uh…the drunk on the streets?
Tifa: O_o Cloud that isn't even the the right choice box…that's Aeris's!
Cloud: Oops…what are the right choices?
List of choices:
1) Oh yeah…
2) How dare you!
Cloud: Hmmm…let's see…how dare you!
Tifa: ;_; Cloud you're supposed to be nice to me…
D: Ugh ugh…Cloud your not doing anything right.
Cloud: But it's my choice. I can say no to drugs!
Everyone: o_O;;;
D: Cloud, pick the good choice though…ok?
Cloud: But I don't wan…
D: Shut up Cloud onto the scene where Cloud crashes into Aeris's church.
*CRASH*!!!
Aeris: Hello?? Are you awake?
Cloud: Ung…Aeris?
Aeris: Wait you aren't supposed to know my name yet…
Cloud: ok then what us your name? *name screne pops up*
Cloud: K let's see what I shall name you…C…L…
Aeris: Cloud Aeris is just fine.
Cloud: O…U…D……I…S……R…E…A…L…L…Y……H…OT…Cloud is really hot.
D: x_O Cloud what the hell are you doing?
Cloud: Don't swear around Cloud!
D: -_- why did you just give Aeris that name…I thought we agreed to keep everyone's name.
Cloud: Cloud was making a point.
D: Stop talking in third person.
Cloud: Cloud will when he wants.
Aeris: K my name is Aeris.
Cloud: Nooo that's not your name.
Aeris:…*sigh* K, my name is…Cloud is really hot…
Cloud: Wow thanks! You are too!
Tifa: What about me?
Cloud: *hugs Aeris*
D: Wait that's not supposed to happen! Start over after Cloud names her Aeris…not 'Cloud is really hot'.
Cloud: ^____^
Aeris: Are you alright? You came crashing down into my church, but my flowers caught your fall…
Tifa: Wait if Aeris's flowers caught Cloud's fall then why is Cloud on top of Aeris?
Cloud: Well I guess I just kinda went there…
Aeris: Tee-hee…
Yuffie: Ew like gross! Let's go to my scene!
D: Yuffie, that's later in the game. And plus, what are you doing here? Your not here till later!! X_x Ok, we are moving to the part where the Shinra peoples come in and try to take Aeris.
Me: Ok I forgot wether it was Reno or Tseng who came in so…it's gonna Tseno. K? ^_^
Aeris: Oh that's just Tseno…
Cloud: Really? Wanna be my friend?
Tseno: Sure!
Aeris: wait you're supposed to chase me with your little blue friends into the place with the barrels.
Tseno. Oh yeah! *chases Aeris*
Cloud: *pushes over barrel and it lands in Aeris*
Aeris: Owowowowowowow!!!
Tseno: *cracks up*
Cloud: *pushes another barrel onto Tseno*
Tseno: X_x
D: Ok now Aeris and Cloud run out of the church and go to Aeris's house…
At Aeris's house…
Elmyra: Get out of my house! Like that?
D: -_- no you don't even say that…you are supposed to ask him to leave when Aeris is sleeping…
Elmyra: Ok. Leave when Aeris is sleeping.
D: ok good enough…
Cloud: FINE! I will then. *goes upstairs into bedroom* *sees treasure*
Cloud: Coolie! *opens up treasure bag* *looks in bag and finds Aeris's just bought underwear from Target* (I don't own Target either!)
Cloud: Cool…*rubs bra on his face*
Aeris: Excuse me but what are you doing!
Cloud: looking at your underwear.
D: Cloud, stop it! Get back in bed!
Cloud: *gets in bed* *then trys to sneak out*
Aeris: Zzzzz…
Cloud: *sneaks into Aeris's room* *gets on top of Aeris*
Aeris: Wha…What? Cloud what are you doing!?
Cloud: *grabs Aeris's nose and plays 'got your nose'*
D: Cloud what are you doing now?
Cloud: Cloud is playing.
D: Cloud, you need a nap. You are messing up way to much today! Bring out the the guy that's supposed to come out if Cloud doesn't do stuff right (lol)
Zack: I'm here! I'm Cloud.
Cloud: NO I'M CLOUD!
Zack: Not today you're not…*pushes Cloud*
Aeris: Cloud was doing fine.
Zack: Zack will do better.
D: O_o they are exactly alike!
Sephiroth: I can be Cloud ^_^
Aeris: Whoa, no you can't you don't even look like him.
D: Oh well.
Sephi: Sephiroth is proud to be Cloud!
D: ;_; are any 'Clouds' here normal?
Vincent: Vincent is normal!
D: ;__;
Cid: Cid is too!
D: ;___;
Barret: So is Barret!
D: ;____;
Cait Sith: Cait Sith is too!
D: ;_____;
Nanaki (Red XIII is too annoying to type): Me too.
D: Did I just here God call out my name? Is someone here normal?????
Nanaki: Nanaki doesn't know.
D: ;______; Onto the next scene…Cloud come back here we'll use you…
Cloud: ^____________^
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Kay that's the first chapter ^.^ lalalala…I was very hyper when I wrote this so just hope I'm still as hyper when I write the rest! Hehe…I wanna dedicate this story to my also hyper friend and pen pal, RIKKU!!!!!!!!!! ^________~ So, I want to let everyone know that Tifa will be in the story more…hehe…and no Cloud and Tifa will not fall in love…that's Cloud and Aeris. So if you are a Clouti fan, don't you dare flame are I might have to kill you… :}