Hiya everyone! Wow my humor stories are so much better than my romance ones o.O I hate my romance stories! Anyway, going back to Aeris's house… (oh yeah I don't own the wizard of oz! Or the movie "Bourne identity, or any other movies I mention! Matrix, ect…)
D: Ok Cloud, now please try to escape from Aeris's room, like you are supposed too.
Cloud: *sneaks out of Aeris's house*
D: YAY you did it right Cloud! I'm so proud of you!
Cloud: Director is proud of Cloud. Hey that rhymed. I'm a poet and I did't even know it. HAHA!
D: Ok…now I guess we go to the part where Aeris stops Cloud and makes him let her join him.
Aeris: Where are you going?
Cloud: Huh me? I was going to ah…the…a…to the candy store.
Aeris: Oh really? Can I come too?????????
D: O_o!!! Where are you guys going????
Aeris & Cloud: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz…because because because because of the wonderful things he does!
Vincent: O.o;;;*edges away from Cloud* *bumps into Yuffie* O.o;;;;;;;;;;;
Yuffie: What's the matter? *gives Vincent hug*
Vincent: O_____X Yuffie!
Yuffie: Geez Vincy you sure are an anti-socialist, don't turn into a Squall on me!
Vincent: ;_; *goes home*
D: -_- What is this, a crew of retards? First, there's Cloud, the 3rd person talking legendary idiot, next Aeris the perfect girlfriend of the legendary retard Cloud, then there's Yuffie, the stereo-type teenager, then Vincent, the anti-socialist, wait…Tifa, you're a good actor! Let's make a game about you ^_~
Tifa: *jumps up and down* Oh yippie!!!
Cloud: Wait a minute isn't Cloud the star? *eats chocolate he got from the Candy Store*
D: Cloud where have you been? Wait a minute…you payed for that right? *looks at Aeris and Cloud's choclate covered faces*
Aeris & Cloud: ^______^ Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe…
D: *hears cop sirens* O________o What have you guys done? You stole candy so now we're on the run!
Tifa: Well what about my big part in the game?
D: First we gotta move outta the country and make new identities!
Cloud: Cloud already made them. *holds up i.d. that says "Jason Bourne"*
Aeris: Look at mine! ^.^ *holds up i.d. that says "Trinity:*
Me: Ok, this is getting a little weird! So, after they went to another country, they found a new studio, and we shall begin by continuing the making of the game!
D: Ok, let's start at the part where they go to the Wallmarket!
Cloud: Hey do you remember when Cloud was a poet?
Tifa: Yeha…what of it?
Cloud: Well I was thinking maybe Cloud should be a poet.
Aeris: Ok whatever, let's proceed with the game.
Cloud: *cough cough* Cloud will dress up as a girl. And learn to drill!
Tifa: Wha…what?
Cloud: Cloud likes toast. Please don't boast!
Tifa: What are you talking about Cloud?
Cloud: Do you like red wine? I like that vine.
Aeris: Stop rhyming!
Cloud: But Cloud needs his time to rhyme!
D: Cloud stop trying to rhyme!
Cloud: Director is mad at Cloud. Cloud should not be proud. But Cloud is proud. Cause' I am the Proud Cloud!
D: No more rhyming today okay?
Cloud: You just rhymed!
D: You need a time out. Go sit by the pond and watch the fish and think about what you've done.
Cloud: *sits down by pond and starts watching fish* One fish…Two fish…Red fish, Blue fish! AHAHAHAHAHA!
D: CLOUD STOP RHYMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Cloud will stop rhyming. He should stop rhyming.
D: Wait a minute Cloud that didn't even rhyme.
Cloud: Yes it did because rhyme and rhyme…well, they rhyme! HAHAHAHA!
D: Ok Aeris, get on the stage, and Cloud you sit out for this part. K?
Cloud: OKAY ^_^
Aeris: *rehearses lines*
Cloud: *mumble mumble* fuzzy wuzzy was a bear… *mumble mumble*
D: What did you just say Cloud?
Cloud: I'm rehearsing my lines.
D: Okay good ^_^
Cloud: *mumble* Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. *mumble*
D: K Cloud no you get up stage.
Cloud: Fuzzy Wuzzy WASN'T REALLY FUZZY WAS HE!
D: CLOUD!!!!!!!!! I'm so mad, so mad I wanna kill someone, and that someone is you!!!!!!!
Cloud: No killing of the Cloud!!! ;_;
Tifa: SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Tifa: Cloud, stop rhyming, and we are all going to finish this game wether we want to rhyme or not!!
Everyone: O…okay…
D: *shouts into the megaphone* K, let's start from the Wallmarket where Aeris comes in and tells Cloud her plan. Poll em'!
Aeris: Hey Cloud, I think you should dress up as a girl.
Cloud: Wha..what?
Aeris: You know, dress up as a girl with make-up and a dress, and pretty hair, and a push-up bra…and…
Cloud: Ok now you are getting to into this, I'm not gonna wear one of…those…things…
Aeris: What you mean this? *holds up bikini breifs*
Cloud: ;_; Yes! That like…goes…up…your…
Aeris: Cloud it's just a thong!
Cloud: ;____________; *runs home*
D: -_- Cloud what are you doing?
Cloud: I'm scared!
Tifa: Come on…Aeris and me will be with you the whole time…*leads Cloud onto the stage*
D: Ok start from the beginning of the Wallmarket scene.
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Hm………I don't think this chapter is as funny as the first one. But the rest will be a lot better!! *gives thumbs up* ^_~ and I know I kinda stopped it right in the middle of something, but I have horrible writers cramp…and I just can't write anymore right now…..sooooooooooooooooooooooo stay tuned for the next chapter! Hehe ^____~