We have a special appearance! ^.~ Steiner and Tidus will be in this chapter. Oh yeah, I don't own Sponge bob Square Pants either…
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D: Alright roll em'! Wait, actually, we'll start at Aeris's playground.
Aeris: *jumps on Slide*
Cloud: *starts swinging*
D: ~_~ Cloud stop it…right now.
Cloud: ^___^
Aeris: *Tifa rides by* Is that Tifa? She looked a little odd…
Tifa: *jumps out of carriage* And what do you mean by that? That I'm ugly?
Aeris: No it's just…
Yuffie: CAT FIGHT!
Aeris: Wait no!
Tifa: *claw claw* RARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Cloud: *gets in fight too*
D: What's going on? :(
Yuffie: I didn't do anything.
Aeris: -.- Can we skip this part?
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Guy at Corneo's mansion place: So are you alone?
Aeris: Hold on I got a cute friend I wanna bring! *goes outside* Cloud, I think you should dress up like a girl!
Cloud: Wha…what?
Aeris: Yeah you know, a girl. Come on.
Cloud: *sigh*
Aeris: ::At the clothes store:: I have a friend who wants to dress up like a girl.
Store Clerk: What? A tough lookin guy like that?
Cloud: Yeah that's right. You got a problem with it? Brrring it!! *shakes finger*
Store Clerk: Oh it's already been boughten!
D: Cloud what do you think your doing?
Cloud: ^_^ Spicing it up a bit!
Tifa: Well stop so we can get onto the part we're you see me again!
D: -_- Ok whatever. GO!
Store Clerk: Ok well you're going to have to get my father. Ask him how to make one.
*they get to the bar were his father is*
Aeris: Can you make a dress for my friend here?
Father: Sure. Tell me what you want…
List of choices pop up:
1) Feels itchy and scratchy
2) Feels dirty
3) Feels clean
4) Feels soft
Cloud: Can I pick 1 and 2?
Aeris: O.o Cloud I don't think you want that…
Cloud: Yes I do! Continue…^_^
List:
1) One that shimmers
2) One that shines
3) One that just is too dirty to see anything
Cloud: How about 3?
Aeris: Cloud why don't you let me…
Cloud: I got it under control!
D: *cracking up* Go on…*laughing*
Father: Alright, stop by my store when its ready.
Aeris: We should get some more things. Were to next?
Cloud: The candy store!
Aeris: ^___^ Sounds good to me!
D: O_O Wait no!
Cloud & Aeris: Yum yum… :P *eating the chocolate from the store*
D: You guys know that's not…real chocolate right?
Cloud: What is it then?
D: …wax…~.~
Aeris: O.x *throws up*
Cloud: EEEEWWWW!
D: CUT! Just pretend you have a bunch of stuff and go to the Honey Bee Inn.
Cloud & Aeris: *goes to the Honey Bee Inn*
Guys: WHOA! *crowd around Aeris*
Aeris: …
Cloud: Stay back!!!! *kills everyone there*
Everyone: X_x
D: Cloud! You just killed all those guys! O.o
Cloud: I thought Cloud's sword was plastic.
D: It was ;_;
Tifa: How can it kill someone then?
Yuffie: Let's just…not ask…
Cloud: *goes inside*
Honey Bee Girl: Poo, I mean sir, please hurry.
Cloud: Whats in here? *looks inside Lovers room*
Grandma: Grandpa…
Cloud: AH! GROSSS!!!! *stops looking* O_x;;;
Honey Bee Girl: Poo, I mean sir, please hurry.
Cloud: Poo? -.- *Looks at sign on a door* The @%()_)(+% Room…sounds edjucational. ^_^ But whats the other room?
Honey Bee Girl: Poo, I mean sir, please hurry.
Cloud: GET MY #$&+)(% NAME RIGHT! *kills Girl*
HB Girl: X_x
D: CLOUD! That's the las…
Cloud: *kills Director*
D: X_x
Tifa: Oh My God Cloud! Look what you've done!
Cloud: Don't worry, Cloud has backup ^_^ *picks up phone*
Yuffie: I hope it's someone good…
Cloud: Hello Tidus? Wanna come direct our game?
Tidus: SURE! *walks out from the making of his game*
Rikku: Uh…Tidus, come back…
Tidus: :::already gone:::
Tidus: Roll em'!
Cloud: Hmm…the group room. *goes inside*
Guys: Hey hubby, let's wash our sweat off together!
Cloud: O_o Cloud is disturbed!
Guys: *get in Hot tub*
Cloud: *sees Steiner* What are you doing here?
Steiner: *runs away*
Cloud: -.- Wait, what are you doing?
Guys: ^_^
Cloud: DISTURBENCE! *runs out of Honey Bee Inn* *steals Bikini briefs*
Tidus: Is that supposed to happen?
Cloud: *inside Clothes place*
Aeris: Have a good time? ^.^
Cloud: NO! *cries* ;_;
Store Clerk: Your dress is ready!
Cloud: How do you put this on?
Aeris: *eyes covered* Cloud…why don't you try…going in the dressing room…
Tifa: XD *cracks up*
Cloud: *comes out* How do I look?
Aeris: … *looks at Cloud wearing a Giant Sponge Bob Square Pants outfit* Wait that reminds me! *turns on TV*
Pirate: Are you ready kids?
Yuffie, Vincent, Cloud and Aeris: Ai Ai Captain!
Pirate: I can't heeeeear you…
Yuffie, Vincent, Cloud and Aeris: AI AI CAPTAIN!
D (who is suddenly alive): What? What are you doing? *sees Cloud in Sponge Bob outfit* O___o;;;
Pirate: Ooooooooooo Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…
Y, V, C, and A: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!
D: ~_O *turns off TV* Get back on stage!
Everyone: *walks sheepishly to the stage*
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Ok my other chapters were pretty funny, hehe…..but this one is kinda weird ~.~ Anyway, even though this one wasn't as funny as the others, it will get better later! ^.~