Snape stood on a big card box, clapping his hands, saying 'Yo, yo, yo, I
got this song, yo, and it kinda goes like this, yo...'
*****Music starts playing******
'Yo, I'm telling ya, da spoon ain't in da house, yo.' Snape rapped, crossing his fingers.
Hermoine, Harry, Ron and Draco: 'No Spoon... there is no spoon...'
Snape continued, closing his eyes, using every bit of concentration inside of him on his fantastic song. 'Yo, I ain't no spoon-dealer, just so ya know, yo, listen' up, yo... I was lookin' for da spoon, ain't finding it anywhere, yo, I told my homies, yo, ain't no spoon here, yo...'
Draco and Harry: No spoon, yo...Ain't no spoon... No spoon, yo...
Suddenly, Snape is wearing a kilt, a tie and bowling shoes, holding an electric guitar. 'NO SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, THERE IS NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, GOT TO FIND THE FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON OVER HERE, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON OVER THERE, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, DON'T EVEN GO THERE WITH THAT FUCKING SPOON, NO SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON....' he screamed, banging on his guitar.
Hermoine, wearing a red mini dress, and Ron wearing a black shirt with a devil head on it and black pants: 'NO FUCKING SPOON OVER HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!'
All of the sudden, Snape wore a black hat and a tuxedo, white socks and black shoes. 'The spoon said no, no, no, I'm not your spoon...' Snape grabbed his cross, screaming real high. 'The spoon just... walked awaaaaaaaaay, saying, no, no, no, no...'
The next moment, he was wearing his kilt, tie and bowling shoes again, including his electric guitar: 'FUCK THAT SPOON, THERE ARE PLENTY OF SPOONS IN THE DRAWER ANYWAY!!!!' He yelled, before changing into his normal black robes.
'So... what did you think of it?' He asked, curious.
Everyone in the Great Hall stared at him, not sure if they really saw what they thought to see.
He twitched, nervously. '...Well?'
Dumbledore was the first to move. He started clapping, soon followed by the rest of the teachers, and then by the whole Great Hall.
'THAT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT!' Some of the students at the Slytherin table yelled.
Snape blushed, walking back to his seat at the Head Table.
'Was I really that good?' He asked to McGonagall.
'I dare say... that was the best show on Hogwarts EVER!' She replied, trying to act like she was serious.
'A simple spoon can change your whole life!' Dumbledore joked.
Snape felt proud. Finally, he had done something good for the humanity. He picked up his spoon, kissed it, and showed it to everyone in the Great Hall. 'MY SOURCE FOR INSPIRATION!!! ALL HAIL THE SPOON!!!' It was the most wonderful day of his life.
~~~~~~~~ ...I can't think of anything to say, really... Hope you liked it and stuff... Tell me what you think... Whoaaaaa spoonish!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~
*****Music starts playing******
'Yo, I'm telling ya, da spoon ain't in da house, yo.' Snape rapped, crossing his fingers.
Hermoine, Harry, Ron and Draco: 'No Spoon... there is no spoon...'
Snape continued, closing his eyes, using every bit of concentration inside of him on his fantastic song. 'Yo, I ain't no spoon-dealer, just so ya know, yo, listen' up, yo... I was lookin' for da spoon, ain't finding it anywhere, yo, I told my homies, yo, ain't no spoon here, yo...'
Draco and Harry: No spoon, yo...Ain't no spoon... No spoon, yo...
Suddenly, Snape is wearing a kilt, a tie and bowling shoes, holding an electric guitar. 'NO SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, THERE IS NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, WHY IS THERE NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, GOT TO FIND THE FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON OVER HERE, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON OVER THERE, NO FUCKING SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON, DON'T EVEN GO THERE WITH THAT FUCKING SPOON, NO SPOON, NO FUCKING SPOON....' he screamed, banging on his guitar.
Hermoine, wearing a red mini dress, and Ron wearing a black shirt with a devil head on it and black pants: 'NO FUCKING SPOON OVER HERE MOTHERFUCKERS!'
All of the sudden, Snape wore a black hat and a tuxedo, white socks and black shoes. 'The spoon said no, no, no, I'm not your spoon...' Snape grabbed his cross, screaming real high. 'The spoon just... walked awaaaaaaaaay, saying, no, no, no, no...'
The next moment, he was wearing his kilt, tie and bowling shoes again, including his electric guitar: 'FUCK THAT SPOON, THERE ARE PLENTY OF SPOONS IN THE DRAWER ANYWAY!!!!' He yelled, before changing into his normal black robes.
'So... what did you think of it?' He asked, curious.
Everyone in the Great Hall stared at him, not sure if they really saw what they thought to see.
He twitched, nervously. '...Well?'
Dumbledore was the first to move. He started clapping, soon followed by the rest of the teachers, and then by the whole Great Hall.
'THAT WAS BLOODY BRILLIANT!' Some of the students at the Slytherin table yelled.
Snape blushed, walking back to his seat at the Head Table.
'Was I really that good?' He asked to McGonagall.
'I dare say... that was the best show on Hogwarts EVER!' She replied, trying to act like she was serious.
'A simple spoon can change your whole life!' Dumbledore joked.
Snape felt proud. Finally, he had done something good for the humanity. He picked up his spoon, kissed it, and showed it to everyone in the Great Hall. 'MY SOURCE FOR INSPIRATION!!! ALL HAIL THE SPOON!!!' It was the most wonderful day of his life.
~~~~~~~~ ...I can't think of anything to say, really... Hope you liked it and stuff... Tell me what you think... Whoaaaaa spoonish!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~