Authors Note: FWAHAHA! My friend came back today. I am so happy! Anyways,
heres a pic of the infamous Wazat.
http://ftp.boomspeed.com/wazat.jpg Enjoy the next part!
That night Red slept with a bat. He stayed awake as long as he could to watch out for Wazat, who could attack him in his sleep. Obviously, Purple didn't think so, you could hear his snores next door. Red tried to fight is, but sleep was victor, his eyelids drooped and he sunk into his pillow. Soon, he was aware of a slight wait on his chest. Red cracked his eyes open a bit and saw 2 ruby eyes staring at him, or more precisely, his throat. To his horror he felt hot breath on his neck as the 2 eyes drew closer. He even thought he could feel a small pain, like teeth beginning to sink into his wind pipe. With a yell he grabbed the bat and smashed it into the skull of his assailant, emitting a loud crack, sending the attacker into the wall. Red flicked on the lights and saw the crumpled body of an unconscious Wazat on the floor at the base of the wall. One side of her head was covered in blood, but so were the tips of her teeth- purple stains. He put his hand to his throat and discovered that it was bleeding, but only a little.if he had slept any deeper.Red shuddered as Purple entered the room.
"WHAT ON IRK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Red pointed to Wazat, who appeared dead. Purple looked at her, then Red, and back again. He knew what they had to do with Wazat, but it was gonna be hard. The next morning it was decided. Purple and Red sat in the bridge of the Massive, the unconscious Wazat in a box at their feet. A soldier stood beside the box, a small laser cannon at his side. Neither Red nor Purple said anything for a few minutes. The soldier picked up the box. "Shall I do it, sirs?" Purple held up a hand. "Can I at least say goodbye?" HE gently stroked Wazat, who didn't respond. He curled her antenna around a claw as Red looked on. He never knew that Purple could be so sympathetic, it even looked like he was about to cry. Red felt very sorry for his partner.it must have felt like losing a child. Suddenly Red got an idea. He took the box from the soldier. " I've got a better idea. Let's send her to Zim! That way, we can be rid of him and we can check on Wazat too."
Purple perked up at this, "All right." In a few minutes Wazat was packed into a padded crate like the one the Megadoomer was shipped in only smaller. It was launched into space with its coordinates Earth.
Meanwhile on Earth in Zim's base, Zim was busy with modifying his closter range vision goggles. Suddenly the Earth shook and Zim fell onto the ground. He raised himself out of the toilet and to the living room where GIR had his face pressed against the glass window, his tongue lolling out. "LOOK MASTA! YOUS GOT MAIL!" Zim walked outside and brought in the box that had crashed into his front yard. "Now, who would send me something?" He saw the Tallest insignia on the top of the box. "AH! The Tallest must have finally sent me my plasma cannon!" Zim grinned as he ripped open the box and Wazat fell out. Wazat looked at Zim and GIR, who was drooling on her. She was conscious now. She backed back into the box and growled. Zim was confused, why the heck would the Tallest send him a smeet? And a highly deformed one at that. GIR walked into the box and dragged Wazat out by her tail. Wazat squirmed and tried to bite GIR's hand off. GIR giggled insanely, "Awww. She like's me!" Zim pressed a button and the disturbed monkey picture became a screen showing the Tallest. "My Tallest, I was wondering why would you send me a defective smeet?" Purple got in front of Red. "Awww! Look! He got Wazat!!!"
Zim stared at the monster trying to chew on GIR's head. "Wazat?" Red blinked, "Yes Zim. Why we sent you the smeet. Your new assignment is to look after Wazat and teach her stuff." Zim looked at his Tallest, who were grinning so hard that the Cheshire cat would beg for mercy if he tried to. "How will this help me with my mission?"
Purple stepped in. "So you can be prepared for anything! If you pass this test, we'll give you whatever you need! We'll be checking back every once in a while to see how you're doing. Bye!"
"WAIT! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF SMEETS!" Zim screamed, but too late, the screen returned to its freaky monkeyness. Zim sighed and pried Wazat off of GIR's head. Wazat yowled and bit his finger. Zim screamed and dropped her. Wazat sat down on the floor, staring up at Zim curiously. "So, can u talk?"
Wazat cocked her head slightly. Zim groaned. "Great I've got teach you to talk.Well this won't take long.All I gotta do is upload data into your- Waitaminnit?! Where's your PAK?" GIR squealed. "She don't got one!!!!!" he screamed, positively delighted. "She got wings!! She can fly!" Zim slapped his hand to his head.."This is going to take..a LONG time."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!"
For the next few days Zim completely ignored Wazat, continuing his plot to take over the Earth. He had better things to do than play nanny to a defective smeet. GIR seemed to have filled this posistion anyway, despite the fact that he had a lot of new holes in him and wasn't functioning as properly. But how could you tell with GIR. But finally when it was time to go to skool, Zim had to find some way to keep Wazat from destroying his base while he was gone. On the first day however, he decided to take a chance..It was the worst mistake he ever could make..
HAH! Suspense! MOO!
http://ftp.boomspeed.com/wazat.jpg Enjoy the next part!
That night Red slept with a bat. He stayed awake as long as he could to watch out for Wazat, who could attack him in his sleep. Obviously, Purple didn't think so, you could hear his snores next door. Red tried to fight is, but sleep was victor, his eyelids drooped and he sunk into his pillow. Soon, he was aware of a slight wait on his chest. Red cracked his eyes open a bit and saw 2 ruby eyes staring at him, or more precisely, his throat. To his horror he felt hot breath on his neck as the 2 eyes drew closer. He even thought he could feel a small pain, like teeth beginning to sink into his wind pipe. With a yell he grabbed the bat and smashed it into the skull of his assailant, emitting a loud crack, sending the attacker into the wall. Red flicked on the lights and saw the crumpled body of an unconscious Wazat on the floor at the base of the wall. One side of her head was covered in blood, but so were the tips of her teeth- purple stains. He put his hand to his throat and discovered that it was bleeding, but only a little.if he had slept any deeper.Red shuddered as Purple entered the room.
"WHAT ON IRK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!" Red pointed to Wazat, who appeared dead. Purple looked at her, then Red, and back again. He knew what they had to do with Wazat, but it was gonna be hard. The next morning it was decided. Purple and Red sat in the bridge of the Massive, the unconscious Wazat in a box at their feet. A soldier stood beside the box, a small laser cannon at his side. Neither Red nor Purple said anything for a few minutes. The soldier picked up the box. "Shall I do it, sirs?" Purple held up a hand. "Can I at least say goodbye?" HE gently stroked Wazat, who didn't respond. He curled her antenna around a claw as Red looked on. He never knew that Purple could be so sympathetic, it even looked like he was about to cry. Red felt very sorry for his partner.it must have felt like losing a child. Suddenly Red got an idea. He took the box from the soldier. " I've got a better idea. Let's send her to Zim! That way, we can be rid of him and we can check on Wazat too."
Purple perked up at this, "All right." In a few minutes Wazat was packed into a padded crate like the one the Megadoomer was shipped in only smaller. It was launched into space with its coordinates Earth.
Meanwhile on Earth in Zim's base, Zim was busy with modifying his closter range vision goggles. Suddenly the Earth shook and Zim fell onto the ground. He raised himself out of the toilet and to the living room where GIR had his face pressed against the glass window, his tongue lolling out. "LOOK MASTA! YOUS GOT MAIL!" Zim walked outside and brought in the box that had crashed into his front yard. "Now, who would send me something?" He saw the Tallest insignia on the top of the box. "AH! The Tallest must have finally sent me my plasma cannon!" Zim grinned as he ripped open the box and Wazat fell out. Wazat looked at Zim and GIR, who was drooling on her. She was conscious now. She backed back into the box and growled. Zim was confused, why the heck would the Tallest send him a smeet? And a highly deformed one at that. GIR walked into the box and dragged Wazat out by her tail. Wazat squirmed and tried to bite GIR's hand off. GIR giggled insanely, "Awww. She like's me!" Zim pressed a button and the disturbed monkey picture became a screen showing the Tallest. "My Tallest, I was wondering why would you send me a defective smeet?" Purple got in front of Red. "Awww! Look! He got Wazat!!!"
Zim stared at the monster trying to chew on GIR's head. "Wazat?" Red blinked, "Yes Zim. Why we sent you the smeet. Your new assignment is to look after Wazat and teach her stuff." Zim looked at his Tallest, who were grinning so hard that the Cheshire cat would beg for mercy if he tried to. "How will this help me with my mission?"
Purple stepped in. "So you can be prepared for anything! If you pass this test, we'll give you whatever you need! We'll be checking back every once in a while to see how you're doing. Bye!"
"WAIT! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF SMEETS!" Zim screamed, but too late, the screen returned to its freaky monkeyness. Zim sighed and pried Wazat off of GIR's head. Wazat yowled and bit his finger. Zim screamed and dropped her. Wazat sat down on the floor, staring up at Zim curiously. "So, can u talk?"
Wazat cocked her head slightly. Zim groaned. "Great I've got teach you to talk.Well this won't take long.All I gotta do is upload data into your- Waitaminnit?! Where's your PAK?" GIR squealed. "She don't got one!!!!!" he screamed, positively delighted. "She got wings!! She can fly!" Zim slapped his hand to his head.."This is going to take..a LONG time."
"YAAAAAAAAAY!"
For the next few days Zim completely ignored Wazat, continuing his plot to take over the Earth. He had better things to do than play nanny to a defective smeet. GIR seemed to have filled this posistion anyway, despite the fact that he had a lot of new holes in him and wasn't functioning as properly. But how could you tell with GIR. But finally when it was time to go to skool, Zim had to find some way to keep Wazat from destroying his base while he was gone. On the first day however, he decided to take a chance..It was the worst mistake he ever could make..
HAH! Suspense! MOO!