Author's note: You asked for it. The next part of Wazat. Dib shows up in
the chapter and is just begging for it... Yep. Enjoy
Zim came home in an okay mood, Dib didn't seem to have enough energy to accuse him of anything and he kept making frequent trips to the bathroom that deeply annoyed Ms. Bitters. Zim grinned as he opened the door, "GIR! GIR!!! The Choco-Lax trick worked!!!! Dib'll HAVE to think twice before he messes with ZIM!" Zim half expected for GIR to come into the living room in a complete random way and screaming welcome back masta in a highly irritating squeal, but he was completely taken aback by GIR sitting on the floor, one of his arms missing, and empty (and torn up) pizza box in front of him. GIR was weeping. Zim looked concerned for his lil robot.
"GIR? GIR?! What's wrong?"
GIR looked up and Zim and grabbed him round the waist. "MASTA!!!!! I TRIED TO STOP HER! BUT SHE WOULDN'T SHE GRAB PIZZA HUMAN AND PULL HIM IN TRASHCAN!!!!!! AND SHE ATE ALL THE PIZZA!!!!!!" GIR was positively bawling at this point.
"What about your arm?" Zim asked, fiddling with the wiring of the severed limb.
"Oh, I pulled that off."
Zim groaned. He walked into the kitchen and to the trash can, he stomped his foot and leaned over it. "WAZAT!!!!! GET UP HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!" HE put his anntena back and clenched his teeth, preparing to have a major yelling fit at Wazat when she came up. No response. Zim clenched his fists and stepped into the trash can and lowered into the lab. He stepped out right into a sticky red ooze. Zim stared at it..he knew he had seen this stuff somewhere before.it was vaguely familiar. All of this was driven out of his mind when he looked at his lab. There were dents in every piece of machinery going up to 6 ft above the floor, and more of the red stuff was covering the floor and machines. Zim walked a little further, wondering how the heck he was gonna get this all cleaned up when he saw the aforementioned pizza human, tangled up in wires twenty feet above his head. Wazat was perched on top of him, not aware that Zim was below her, tearing bits of flesh here and there and eating it. Even more of the red goo gushed out of the dead human, splattering onto Zim's head. Zim realized what it was now..blood. Not purple like Irkens' but red. Human blood. Zim freaked and tried to get the stuff off of him. Suddenly he was hit square in the back and knocked face first onto the floor. Zim sputtered and flipped over. Wazat made happy squeaky noises and nudged Zim's neck with her head, gently. Zim stared at the strange smeet. "Wazat?! What the hell did you do?! Somebody's BOUND to notice a missing HUMAN!!!! I swear you're worse than GIR!" He hit Wazat on the back with one of his spider legs. Wazat hissed and ran further off into the lab. Zim sighed.."GIR! Come down here and help me clean up this mess!"
A few weeks after the whole pizza human incident the situation hadn't changed at all. Zim flipped through the channels on the television, tired out of his mind from yet another failed attempt to catch Wazat after she had ripped half of the lawn gnomes up from the ground. GIR came running up to him and jumped onto his stomach. "HI!!!! MASTA! I GOTS STUFF TO TELL!" "What is it GIR?" Zim asked, his voice not at all the dramatic voice we all know and love.
GIR grinned happily. "Wazat in da street! With no disguise! Humans be making honking noises and doing stuffs with their fingers.I don't know why they do that. It's silly!" Zim jumped up. "YOU MEAN THAT...MONSTROSITY IS..OUTSIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT???!!!!!!!" HE quickly put on his disguise and ran out onto the sidewalk, where he could see Wazat in a circle of cars, full of humans honking at her angrily. Wazat was hunched down, whimpering, terrified. Zim sighed and stepped into the road. He held up a hand to the people in the cars.
"HEY! GET OUT OF THE STREET BEFORE WE RUN OVER YOU AS WELL AS THAT UGLY THING AS WELL YA LOONEY!" shouted one of the drivers, leaning out the window.
Zim was miffed, "Well that ugly thingy is my dog! So you can wait FILTHY HUMAN!!!!" And with that Zim gently picked up Wazat and carried her out of the middle of the road. She was trembling. The traffic continued as usual. Zim had barely made it to the door when an all to familiar voice rang out, "Since when do dogs look like you Zim?" Zim spun around and faced Dib. "None of your business Dib."
"Needed a lil backup huh Zim? Couldn't handle it yourself?"
Zim set Wazat on the ground, who instantly bared her fangs at Dib. Dib looked down on her. "It's another Irken isn't it?" he asked, a malicious gleam in his eye.
Zim crossed him arms, "I have the mind to give you to Wazat like all those other humans," he said, sneering.
Dib grinned, "So you're the one responsible for all these missing people on the news! I knew it was you..you and this..other you. So Zim, where are they?" Zim said nothing and pointed at Wazat, "Look at her and you be the judge." Despite the fact that she hadn't killed anything for a week, Wazat had bloodstains on her teeth and claws. Dib noticed this..."You're sick Zim. Really sick. I'll put a stop to this!" He ran off, no doubt plotting something for Zim's downfall.
"NOT IF I PUT A STOP TO YOU FIRST DIB-WORM!" Zim yelled after him. He looked down at Wazat, who seemed quite calm now that Dib had left. "I don't think I mind your little habit if it helps me..heh heh heh."
The next night Wazat decided to sleep up in house instead of the lab like usual. Zim supposed she was doing this as a favor to him since he saved her from being run over. Zim pat Wazat on the head, she was definitely more like a human dog than an Irken. Zim noticed that she was much more well behaved now and even went out of her solitary way to affectionately nibble on his finger, even though this generally resulted in Zim having to get new gloves and bandaging up his fingers. Zim went down into his lab to sleep (at least I think he sleeps). Wazat curled up on the couch and GIR was in his room (wherever that is) with Pimp Daddy (AKA Pig). The night crept on as usual untill two past midnight. Wazat opened her eyes and looked around, she sensed something moving in the shadows. She looked around and saw nothing, save for the dim glow of the TV. Suddenly something dropped from the ceiling, Wazat jumped up, preparing to attack this thing when everything went black. The last thing Wazat heard was Dib's voice.
"Gotcha!"
Stupid. Foolish. Dib.
Zim came home in an okay mood, Dib didn't seem to have enough energy to accuse him of anything and he kept making frequent trips to the bathroom that deeply annoyed Ms. Bitters. Zim grinned as he opened the door, "GIR! GIR!!! The Choco-Lax trick worked!!!! Dib'll HAVE to think twice before he messes with ZIM!" Zim half expected for GIR to come into the living room in a complete random way and screaming welcome back masta in a highly irritating squeal, but he was completely taken aback by GIR sitting on the floor, one of his arms missing, and empty (and torn up) pizza box in front of him. GIR was weeping. Zim looked concerned for his lil robot.
"GIR? GIR?! What's wrong?"
GIR looked up and Zim and grabbed him round the waist. "MASTA!!!!! I TRIED TO STOP HER! BUT SHE WOULDN'T SHE GRAB PIZZA HUMAN AND PULL HIM IN TRASHCAN!!!!!! AND SHE ATE ALL THE PIZZA!!!!!!" GIR was positively bawling at this point.
"What about your arm?" Zim asked, fiddling with the wiring of the severed limb.
"Oh, I pulled that off."
Zim groaned. He walked into the kitchen and to the trash can, he stomped his foot and leaned over it. "WAZAT!!!!! GET UP HERE NOW!!!!!!!!!" HE put his anntena back and clenched his teeth, preparing to have a major yelling fit at Wazat when she came up. No response. Zim clenched his fists and stepped into the trash can and lowered into the lab. He stepped out right into a sticky red ooze. Zim stared at it..he knew he had seen this stuff somewhere before.it was vaguely familiar. All of this was driven out of his mind when he looked at his lab. There were dents in every piece of machinery going up to 6 ft above the floor, and more of the red stuff was covering the floor and machines. Zim walked a little further, wondering how the heck he was gonna get this all cleaned up when he saw the aforementioned pizza human, tangled up in wires twenty feet above his head. Wazat was perched on top of him, not aware that Zim was below her, tearing bits of flesh here and there and eating it. Even more of the red goo gushed out of the dead human, splattering onto Zim's head. Zim realized what it was now..blood. Not purple like Irkens' but red. Human blood. Zim freaked and tried to get the stuff off of him. Suddenly he was hit square in the back and knocked face first onto the floor. Zim sputtered and flipped over. Wazat made happy squeaky noises and nudged Zim's neck with her head, gently. Zim stared at the strange smeet. "Wazat?! What the hell did you do?! Somebody's BOUND to notice a missing HUMAN!!!! I swear you're worse than GIR!" He hit Wazat on the back with one of his spider legs. Wazat hissed and ran further off into the lab. Zim sighed.."GIR! Come down here and help me clean up this mess!"
A few weeks after the whole pizza human incident the situation hadn't changed at all. Zim flipped through the channels on the television, tired out of his mind from yet another failed attempt to catch Wazat after she had ripped half of the lawn gnomes up from the ground. GIR came running up to him and jumped onto his stomach. "HI!!!! MASTA! I GOTS STUFF TO TELL!" "What is it GIR?" Zim asked, his voice not at all the dramatic voice we all know and love.
GIR grinned happily. "Wazat in da street! With no disguise! Humans be making honking noises and doing stuffs with their fingers.I don't know why they do that. It's silly!" Zim jumped up. "YOU MEAN THAT...MONSTROSITY IS..OUTSIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT???!!!!!!!" HE quickly put on his disguise and ran out onto the sidewalk, where he could see Wazat in a circle of cars, full of humans honking at her angrily. Wazat was hunched down, whimpering, terrified. Zim sighed and stepped into the road. He held up a hand to the people in the cars.
"HEY! GET OUT OF THE STREET BEFORE WE RUN OVER YOU AS WELL AS THAT UGLY THING AS WELL YA LOONEY!" shouted one of the drivers, leaning out the window.
Zim was miffed, "Well that ugly thingy is my dog! So you can wait FILTHY HUMAN!!!!" And with that Zim gently picked up Wazat and carried her out of the middle of the road. She was trembling. The traffic continued as usual. Zim had barely made it to the door when an all to familiar voice rang out, "Since when do dogs look like you Zim?" Zim spun around and faced Dib. "None of your business Dib."
"Needed a lil backup huh Zim? Couldn't handle it yourself?"
Zim set Wazat on the ground, who instantly bared her fangs at Dib. Dib looked down on her. "It's another Irken isn't it?" he asked, a malicious gleam in his eye.
Zim crossed him arms, "I have the mind to give you to Wazat like all those other humans," he said, sneering.
Dib grinned, "So you're the one responsible for all these missing people on the news! I knew it was you..you and this..other you. So Zim, where are they?" Zim said nothing and pointed at Wazat, "Look at her and you be the judge." Despite the fact that she hadn't killed anything for a week, Wazat had bloodstains on her teeth and claws. Dib noticed this..."You're sick Zim. Really sick. I'll put a stop to this!" He ran off, no doubt plotting something for Zim's downfall.
"NOT IF I PUT A STOP TO YOU FIRST DIB-WORM!" Zim yelled after him. He looked down at Wazat, who seemed quite calm now that Dib had left. "I don't think I mind your little habit if it helps me..heh heh heh."
The next night Wazat decided to sleep up in house instead of the lab like usual. Zim supposed she was doing this as a favor to him since he saved her from being run over. Zim pat Wazat on the head, she was definitely more like a human dog than an Irken. Zim noticed that she was much more well behaved now and even went out of her solitary way to affectionately nibble on his finger, even though this generally resulted in Zim having to get new gloves and bandaging up his fingers. Zim went down into his lab to sleep (at least I think he sleeps). Wazat curled up on the couch and GIR was in his room (wherever that is) with Pimp Daddy (AKA Pig). The night crept on as usual untill two past midnight. Wazat opened her eyes and looked around, she sensed something moving in the shadows. She looked around and saw nothing, save for the dim glow of the TV. Suddenly something dropped from the ceiling, Wazat jumped up, preparing to attack this thing when everything went black. The last thing Wazat heard was Dib's voice.
"Gotcha!"
Stupid. Foolish. Dib.