Author's note: Sorry this took so long! I was on vacation in Texas. THEER
ARE SO MANY LIL FRIKKIN KIDS THERE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!! I want to BURN them
all!!!!! See, there wouldn't be a problem with little kids if cannibalism
was a socially accepted thing!!! GOD HOW I LUV CANNIBALISM!!! Don't ask
why. I just do. That's why I have Wazat, and a few other peeps. Yep. I can
get away with ruthlessly murdering Irkens.
Well it was tough. I wanted to kill Dib like you had NO CLUE! But some people would hate me if I did. Plus Zim isn't ZIM without Dib. So I decided just to horribly maim him. Well Enjoy and you'll under stand.
With a horrible scream Wazat flung herself at Dib in insane fury. Fire in her crimson eyes. Dib closed his eyes, unable to do anything else, he waited for the pain in his windpipe, then the undeniable blackness. And then..whatever happens after that. He wasn't prepared for the hard thunk on the back of his head, nearly causing him to black out. He then heard a terrible crashing noise and a snap. He opened his eyes and realized that he wasn't dead, and none of his organs were spilt on the floor. GIR was standing hapilly in front of him, while Zim was yelling at GIR.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?! WE WERE NEARLY RID OF DIB!!!!!!"
"I HELPEDED!!!!!!!" GIR screamed happily.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO WAZAT!"
Dib turned to look behind him on his bed. It was snapped in two, with Wazat in the center. She groaned miserably and shook her head to get her bearings back. She was recovering quickly though. Dib quickly hid behind Zim, who was appaled at the fact that Dib was using him as cover. Wazat growled and crouched for another attack on Dib, put whined miserably when she saw that Dib was behind Zim. No way she could pounce on Dib without scalping Zim in the process. Dib realized this and threw his arms in the air triumphantly, unaware of the fact Zim had used his spider legs to climb onto the ceiling, exposing him for Wazat. Wazat pounced on Dib, this time, pinning him to the ground. Dib looked into Wazat's eyes, they were filled with the thrill of the hunt. One of his hands was free and he flung it to his throat just as Wazat clamped down. An agonizing searing pain pierced his hand and he was pulled to his knees. He saw that Wazat had a firm grip on his hand with her teeth and was shaking her head back and forth and screeching loudly. Then Dib saw it before he felt it, his arm from the elbow down had been ripped clean off with the curdling noise of meat being sliced by a cleaver very slowly. Suddenly Dib's body flooded with overwhelming pain as it just accepted the fact that his lower arm had been abruptly removed from the rest of him. Blood spurted everywhere, making the scene look much worse than it really was.
"WAZAT! FINISH HIM!!!!!OBEY ME!!!!!!REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO YOU??!!" Wazat looked at Zim with one eye and continued chewing on the shredded bloody mess that Dib recognized as his own arm. Dib looked to the ground and had the feeling he was going to be ill. Zim was still screaming, trying to egg on Wazat to kill him properly. GIR sat down next to Wazat and stared at the arm, "Can I get some of that?!" Wazat growled and tore bits of flesh and fabric off of the limb with more ripping sounds. GIR poked Wazat, who twitched her tail irritatedly and rustled her wings.
"BUT IT LOOKS GOOD!" Wazat swiped at GIR and hissed.
"BUT I NEED IT!!!!" GIR continued poking Wazat. Wazat growled some more and grabbed the arm in her fangs and leaped out the window and made a beeline for Zim's house. Zim was miffed.
"COME BACK HERE AND KILL THE DIB!!!!!!!!" Wazat didn't reply and continued running down the street. Zim climbed out of the window, followed by GIR. Zim's head popped back into view. "You were lucky Dib..." He muttered an Irken curse and disappeared down the road in pursuit of Wazat.
Dib stared at his left arm, a bleeding stump. "Lucky," he snorted. He collapsed onto the floor.
Red blinked. "Hey? Hasn't it been 2 days since Zim lost Wazat?" Purple grinned, "Yes, yes it HAS been. Should we check up on him?"
"All right, TECH! Bring up Zim on the view screen!" Red barked at the emerald eyed tech. The screen turned on revealing the interior of Zim's house, with the wallpaper slashed. Zim toppled into view, his legs flew into the air. HE got up and brushed himself off, showing many slash marks on his uniform. He saluted. "Greetings my Tallest," Zim said shakily. "Where's Wazat?" demanded Purple. "Yes, Wazat," Zim said, looking off screen and behind him. "She's here, I got her back, she's just hiding, I think and AGH!" Zim was knocked once again to the ground. But this time, the Tallest could see what had toppled him, Wazat. She blinked twice at the screen and made a happy noise, glad to see another familiar face. The Tallest (mainly Purple) melted at seeing Wazat again. Much awwwing ensued. I don't know any other way to describe it...just u know when u see something cute, so adorably cute, and u just have to make that awww sound. Even when that adorably cute has red blood around her mouth. But still. It's cute. (I used cute 3 times, no four, wait five. STOP ME!) Zim managed to crawl his way out from underneath Wazat, who seemed to have a very trance like effect on the Tallest. Zim didn't understand it. He stood up again. "So you see, my Tallest, Wazat is perfectly fine, so I guess you can call off the whole, slit my throat thing? Hmm?" he put on a smile that deeply disturbed Red and Purple, but wasn't enough to snap them outta their trance. "Yeah sure, whatever," Purple said. He pointed to Seeth in the background, who was sulking. "You're out of the job." Seeth grumbled and spat on the ground. He stalked out of the room, but not before giving Zim an Irken bird in the background. Zim ignored this fact because he was too happy not to be killed. Or so he thought. Red looked at Zim, then Purple, then back at Zim. "Uh Zim, we've got another call, we'll be right back..in fact. Leave the room, we don't want to keep you away from your plot of world conquest."
"We don't?" Purple asked, perplexed. Red knocked him on the back of the head.
Zim shrugged, "all right my Tallest." He left, as easy as that. Is he stupid or what? Wazat watched him leave. GIR walked into the room, he didn't notice the blank screen, but he did notice Wazat. "HI WAZAT!!!" he screamed, and waved. He jumped on top of her "GET ALONG LIL DOGGIE!!" Wazat succeeded in tearing one of his legs off. GIR threw his arms around her neck and fell asleep, drooling. Wazat ignored this and sat on the couch, the Tallest were done discussing. The screen turned back on "Right, Zim, you can come back now." Red said.
Zim came back in and saluted once again. "Yes, my Tallest."
Purple looked like he was about to spill the whole plan, Red stopped him however. "Good job Zim, you're doing us proud."
Zim puffed up. "Thank you, well Invader Zim, signing off!" The screen on the Massive went blank. Red motioned to the door. "Seeth, come here."
The black eyed Irken sauntered in, grinning a malicious grin. "Yes, my Tallest?" Purple put his fingers together, "We have a secret mission for you..on Earth."
Seeth's ebony eyes narrowed with homicidal glee. The Tallest allowed themselves nasty grins..
I dun like that...Zim better look out.
Well it was tough. I wanted to kill Dib like you had NO CLUE! But some people would hate me if I did. Plus Zim isn't ZIM without Dib. So I decided just to horribly maim him. Well Enjoy and you'll under stand.
With a horrible scream Wazat flung herself at Dib in insane fury. Fire in her crimson eyes. Dib closed his eyes, unable to do anything else, he waited for the pain in his windpipe, then the undeniable blackness. And then..whatever happens after that. He wasn't prepared for the hard thunk on the back of his head, nearly causing him to black out. He then heard a terrible crashing noise and a snap. He opened his eyes and realized that he wasn't dead, and none of his organs were spilt on the floor. GIR was standing hapilly in front of him, while Zim was yelling at GIR.
"WHAT DID YOU DO?! WE WERE NEARLY RID OF DIB!!!!!!"
"I HELPEDED!!!!!!!" GIR screamed happily.
"LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO WAZAT!"
Dib turned to look behind him on his bed. It was snapped in two, with Wazat in the center. She groaned miserably and shook her head to get her bearings back. She was recovering quickly though. Dib quickly hid behind Zim, who was appaled at the fact that Dib was using him as cover. Wazat growled and crouched for another attack on Dib, put whined miserably when she saw that Dib was behind Zim. No way she could pounce on Dib without scalping Zim in the process. Dib realized this and threw his arms in the air triumphantly, unaware of the fact Zim had used his spider legs to climb onto the ceiling, exposing him for Wazat. Wazat pounced on Dib, this time, pinning him to the ground. Dib looked into Wazat's eyes, they were filled with the thrill of the hunt. One of his hands was free and he flung it to his throat just as Wazat clamped down. An agonizing searing pain pierced his hand and he was pulled to his knees. He saw that Wazat had a firm grip on his hand with her teeth and was shaking her head back and forth and screeching loudly. Then Dib saw it before he felt it, his arm from the elbow down had been ripped clean off with the curdling noise of meat being sliced by a cleaver very slowly. Suddenly Dib's body flooded with overwhelming pain as it just accepted the fact that his lower arm had been abruptly removed from the rest of him. Blood spurted everywhere, making the scene look much worse than it really was.
"WAZAT! FINISH HIM!!!!!OBEY ME!!!!!!REMEMBER WHAT HE DID TO YOU??!!" Wazat looked at Zim with one eye and continued chewing on the shredded bloody mess that Dib recognized as his own arm. Dib looked to the ground and had the feeling he was going to be ill. Zim was still screaming, trying to egg on Wazat to kill him properly. GIR sat down next to Wazat and stared at the arm, "Can I get some of that?!" Wazat growled and tore bits of flesh and fabric off of the limb with more ripping sounds. GIR poked Wazat, who twitched her tail irritatedly and rustled her wings.
"BUT IT LOOKS GOOD!" Wazat swiped at GIR and hissed.
"BUT I NEED IT!!!!" GIR continued poking Wazat. Wazat growled some more and grabbed the arm in her fangs and leaped out the window and made a beeline for Zim's house. Zim was miffed.
"COME BACK HERE AND KILL THE DIB!!!!!!!!" Wazat didn't reply and continued running down the street. Zim climbed out of the window, followed by GIR. Zim's head popped back into view. "You were lucky Dib..." He muttered an Irken curse and disappeared down the road in pursuit of Wazat.
Dib stared at his left arm, a bleeding stump. "Lucky," he snorted. He collapsed onto the floor.
Red blinked. "Hey? Hasn't it been 2 days since Zim lost Wazat?" Purple grinned, "Yes, yes it HAS been. Should we check up on him?"
"All right, TECH! Bring up Zim on the view screen!" Red barked at the emerald eyed tech. The screen turned on revealing the interior of Zim's house, with the wallpaper slashed. Zim toppled into view, his legs flew into the air. HE got up and brushed himself off, showing many slash marks on his uniform. He saluted. "Greetings my Tallest," Zim said shakily. "Where's Wazat?" demanded Purple. "Yes, Wazat," Zim said, looking off screen and behind him. "She's here, I got her back, she's just hiding, I think and AGH!" Zim was knocked once again to the ground. But this time, the Tallest could see what had toppled him, Wazat. She blinked twice at the screen and made a happy noise, glad to see another familiar face. The Tallest (mainly Purple) melted at seeing Wazat again. Much awwwing ensued. I don't know any other way to describe it...just u know when u see something cute, so adorably cute, and u just have to make that awww sound. Even when that adorably cute has red blood around her mouth. But still. It's cute. (I used cute 3 times, no four, wait five. STOP ME!) Zim managed to crawl his way out from underneath Wazat, who seemed to have a very trance like effect on the Tallest. Zim didn't understand it. He stood up again. "So you see, my Tallest, Wazat is perfectly fine, so I guess you can call off the whole, slit my throat thing? Hmm?" he put on a smile that deeply disturbed Red and Purple, but wasn't enough to snap them outta their trance. "Yeah sure, whatever," Purple said. He pointed to Seeth in the background, who was sulking. "You're out of the job." Seeth grumbled and spat on the ground. He stalked out of the room, but not before giving Zim an Irken bird in the background. Zim ignored this fact because he was too happy not to be killed. Or so he thought. Red looked at Zim, then Purple, then back at Zim. "Uh Zim, we've got another call, we'll be right back..in fact. Leave the room, we don't want to keep you away from your plot of world conquest."
"We don't?" Purple asked, perplexed. Red knocked him on the back of the head.
Zim shrugged, "all right my Tallest." He left, as easy as that. Is he stupid or what? Wazat watched him leave. GIR walked into the room, he didn't notice the blank screen, but he did notice Wazat. "HI WAZAT!!!" he screamed, and waved. He jumped on top of her "GET ALONG LIL DOGGIE!!" Wazat succeeded in tearing one of his legs off. GIR threw his arms around her neck and fell asleep, drooling. Wazat ignored this and sat on the couch, the Tallest were done discussing. The screen turned back on "Right, Zim, you can come back now." Red said.
Zim came back in and saluted once again. "Yes, my Tallest."
Purple looked like he was about to spill the whole plan, Red stopped him however. "Good job Zim, you're doing us proud."
Zim puffed up. "Thank you, well Invader Zim, signing off!" The screen on the Massive went blank. Red motioned to the door. "Seeth, come here."
The black eyed Irken sauntered in, grinning a malicious grin. "Yes, my Tallest?" Purple put his fingers together, "We have a secret mission for you..on Earth."
Seeth's ebony eyes narrowed with homicidal glee. The Tallest allowed themselves nasty grins..
I dun like that...Zim better look out.