WHOOOOO! HOOOO! I SURVIVED THE FIRST WEEK OF SKOOL! I feel like I
accomplished something. YAY! Okay heres the next part. And yes. Dib has a
metal arm. WHEEE!!!! Onward!
The next day Zim planned on working on a device to change the weather, he didn't get to far because Wazat had made a habit of chasing GIR and knocking him out of commission. Zim had to admit, it was nice with the frequent breaks of peace and quiet, until GIR ran past him screaming.
"MASTA! SHE'S GONE INSANE!!!!! WAZAT WANTS TO EAT ME!!!!" "Get used to it GIR, she can't eat you anyway, you're a robot." "OKAY! AAAAAAAAAAAH!" GIR screamed again as he bolted out of the way of Wazat, who skidded into view right into the place GIR was a few seconds before. Zim sighed and looked down at Wazat. "You're hungry aren't you?"
Wazat's stomach answered that question. IT growled loudly. Zim groaned."Right, now what are we gonna do. I haven't had time to clone any humans because I thought you would eat ALL of the Dib.So until I can, you're out of luck." Wazat's antennae drooped, she rustled her wings irritably. She looked up at Zim with the saddest look she could muster. You know that look that is so pitiful that it makes you want to find the person that caused that look and shove a very sharp pointy stick down their throat. That look. Zim was impervious to this because he didn't understand cute. He looked sternly down at Wazat. "I'M SORRY! BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT!!!!!" He turned back to his project.
Wazat didn't quite understand what he had just said. However, if he wasn't going to give her anything, she'd just have to get something to eat herself. And here it was standing in front of her. She didn't take any time to contemplate that Zim was the one who took care of her for the past 2 months. She sprung onto his pack and pinned him face down onto the ground.
Zim flipped over and saw Wazat lying on top of him. "I HAVE NO TIME FOR GAMES WAZAT!!! GET OFF!!" Only then he realized the intense look in Wazat's eyes that wasn't generally there when she pounced on him for fun. Another setback was Wazat's claws digging into his chest, drawing purple Irken blood. This was no game.
"AAAAAAAAAACH! GET OFF!" Zim managed to knock Wazat off of him with his spider legs before she sunk her teeth into his jugular vein. Wazat yowled and turned to
Zim, she hissed. Zim kicked her.
"NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT ME AGAIN UNDERSTAND?!" Zim bellowed at Wazat, he pulled a bottle of pepper spray out of his PAK, after seeing a short show on dogs, Zim assumed that he should get some in case Wazat misbehaved badly. He squirted a blast in her face.
"YEEEEEEEEOW!" Wazat cried, her eyes tearing up. She tried to wipe the spray from her eyes with the back of her clawed hand. She walked away with her tail between her legs. Zim looked as she left the lab. "I can't trust her that often anymore, that was WAY to close. Maybe giving her back to the Tallest would be a good idea."
A few days after the entire trying to eat Zim thing, Wazat was nowhere to be seen. Zim assumed she was sulking some place around the lab because he noticed a quite dramatic increase in chewed on circuits and bloodstains on the machinery once again. No doubt Wazat was out stalking at night, taking down humans who were too drunk to do anything about saving themselves. Zim ignored this, he was to busy figuring out a plan to send her back to Irk. He also noticed Dib was a lot more horrible to him at skool. After the 50th time he had explained to his classmates how exactly he lost his arm, an being dubbed insane-er, Dib pressed in harder on Zim.
"So Zim, where's that little pet of yours? Huh?" he spat viciously in Zim's face.
Zim wiped it of with the back of his hand, despite the fact it stung a little. "At home, somewhere, figuring out how she can eat the rest of you one night,' he replied eyeing Dib's new appendage. A metal arm, no doubt his dad had created it. Dib's face paled. "Yeah right Zim.you're bluffing." Zim shook his head, "If only I was Dib. If only I was." Zim stepped into his house and shut the door. "GIR!" GIR came out of the kitchen. "YES MY LORD?!" "Where is Wazat?"
"I DO NOT KNOW!!!" GIR squealed happily. Zim groaned and massaged his temples. He did not notice the Dib spy climbing in through the kitchen window and crawling into the trash can. (I like the trash can) He stood there for a while more, hoping his headache would subside, when he heard an all to familiar scream come from below him. Zim hurtled himself into the toilet and wound up at the entrance to his lab. Dib was leaned up against the wall with Wazat growling, closing in on him. Zim was pleased.
"YES WAZAT! FINISH HIM!!!!! DESTROY THE INTRUDER!!!" Wazat stalked closer to Dib, growling. Dib gulped, he had no way to duck this time.and GIR was too occupied with the television to be any help. Just when he thought how he was going to die and which part Wazat was going to devour of him first, Wazat jumped right into his lap and purred. Zim was taken aback. He was furious now!
"DIB!! YOU'VE CORRUPTED HER MIND!!! WAZAT!!KILL HIM!! KILL HIM!!!!"
Wazat gave Zim an evil death glare and nudged Dib lightly underneath his chin. She twitched her tail happily, like a cat does when its content. Dib was completely confused at this point. Perhaps it was the fact he was in his spy gear instead of his usual clothes. He supposed if Wazat saw him the the blue shirt and trench coat, she'd waste no time in ripping him to shreds. But as a matter of fact, Wazat was doing this to piss Zim off. Revenge for spraying her eyes with pepper spray. She knew that killing Dib would make Zim happy, and she didn't want to make him happy at the moment. So she did the opposite, she nudged Dib. This indeed made Zim nuts.
"ALL RIGHT IF YOU WON'T DESTROY HIM!! I WILL! GET OUT OF THE WAY WAZAT!" Zim yelled, manic look in his eyes as he pulled out a laser gun. Wazat narrowed her eyes and growled very low and sat straight in front of Zim. Zim didn't like this. "FINE THEN!! I'LL JUST DESTROY YOU BOTH!!!" He attempted to pull the trigger on the gun, but Wazat leaped onto him and bit down on his gun arm, hard. Zim dropped the gun and grabbed his arm, which was bleeding profusely. Seeing this Dib took the opportunity to get out of the lab and back home. He hadn't managed to get some pictures, but at least he had a somewhat ally. All he had to do was keep her happy.
Wazat watched Zim as he roughly bandaged his injured arm, he glared at Wazat, who yawned, bored with him. "I hate you."
The next day Zim planned on working on a device to change the weather, he didn't get to far because Wazat had made a habit of chasing GIR and knocking him out of commission. Zim had to admit, it was nice with the frequent breaks of peace and quiet, until GIR ran past him screaming.
"MASTA! SHE'S GONE INSANE!!!!! WAZAT WANTS TO EAT ME!!!!" "Get used to it GIR, she can't eat you anyway, you're a robot." "OKAY! AAAAAAAAAAAH!" GIR screamed again as he bolted out of the way of Wazat, who skidded into view right into the place GIR was a few seconds before. Zim sighed and looked down at Wazat. "You're hungry aren't you?"
Wazat's stomach answered that question. IT growled loudly. Zim groaned."Right, now what are we gonna do. I haven't had time to clone any humans because I thought you would eat ALL of the Dib.So until I can, you're out of luck." Wazat's antennae drooped, she rustled her wings irritably. She looked up at Zim with the saddest look she could muster. You know that look that is so pitiful that it makes you want to find the person that caused that look and shove a very sharp pointy stick down their throat. That look. Zim was impervious to this because he didn't understand cute. He looked sternly down at Wazat. "I'M SORRY! BUT YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT!!!!!" He turned back to his project.
Wazat didn't quite understand what he had just said. However, if he wasn't going to give her anything, she'd just have to get something to eat herself. And here it was standing in front of her. She didn't take any time to contemplate that Zim was the one who took care of her for the past 2 months. She sprung onto his pack and pinned him face down onto the ground.
Zim flipped over and saw Wazat lying on top of him. "I HAVE NO TIME FOR GAMES WAZAT!!! GET OFF!!" Only then he realized the intense look in Wazat's eyes that wasn't generally there when she pounced on him for fun. Another setback was Wazat's claws digging into his chest, drawing purple Irken blood. This was no game.
"AAAAAAAAAACH! GET OFF!" Zim managed to knock Wazat off of him with his spider legs before she sunk her teeth into his jugular vein. Wazat yowled and turned to
Zim, she hissed. Zim kicked her.
"NEVER EVER TRY TO EAT ME AGAIN UNDERSTAND?!" Zim bellowed at Wazat, he pulled a bottle of pepper spray out of his PAK, after seeing a short show on dogs, Zim assumed that he should get some in case Wazat misbehaved badly. He squirted a blast in her face.
"YEEEEEEEEOW!" Wazat cried, her eyes tearing up. She tried to wipe the spray from her eyes with the back of her clawed hand. She walked away with her tail between her legs. Zim looked as she left the lab. "I can't trust her that often anymore, that was WAY to close. Maybe giving her back to the Tallest would be a good idea."
A few days after the entire trying to eat Zim thing, Wazat was nowhere to be seen. Zim assumed she was sulking some place around the lab because he noticed a quite dramatic increase in chewed on circuits and bloodstains on the machinery once again. No doubt Wazat was out stalking at night, taking down humans who were too drunk to do anything about saving themselves. Zim ignored this, he was to busy figuring out a plan to send her back to Irk. He also noticed Dib was a lot more horrible to him at skool. After the 50th time he had explained to his classmates how exactly he lost his arm, an being dubbed insane-er, Dib pressed in harder on Zim.
"So Zim, where's that little pet of yours? Huh?" he spat viciously in Zim's face.
Zim wiped it of with the back of his hand, despite the fact it stung a little. "At home, somewhere, figuring out how she can eat the rest of you one night,' he replied eyeing Dib's new appendage. A metal arm, no doubt his dad had created it. Dib's face paled. "Yeah right Zim.you're bluffing." Zim shook his head, "If only I was Dib. If only I was." Zim stepped into his house and shut the door. "GIR!" GIR came out of the kitchen. "YES MY LORD?!" "Where is Wazat?"
"I DO NOT KNOW!!!" GIR squealed happily. Zim groaned and massaged his temples. He did not notice the Dib spy climbing in through the kitchen window and crawling into the trash can. (I like the trash can) He stood there for a while more, hoping his headache would subside, when he heard an all to familiar scream come from below him. Zim hurtled himself into the toilet and wound up at the entrance to his lab. Dib was leaned up against the wall with Wazat growling, closing in on him. Zim was pleased.
"YES WAZAT! FINISH HIM!!!!! DESTROY THE INTRUDER!!!" Wazat stalked closer to Dib, growling. Dib gulped, he had no way to duck this time.and GIR was too occupied with the television to be any help. Just when he thought how he was going to die and which part Wazat was going to devour of him first, Wazat jumped right into his lap and purred. Zim was taken aback. He was furious now!
"DIB!! YOU'VE CORRUPTED HER MIND!!! WAZAT!!KILL HIM!! KILL HIM!!!!"
Wazat gave Zim an evil death glare and nudged Dib lightly underneath his chin. She twitched her tail happily, like a cat does when its content. Dib was completely confused at this point. Perhaps it was the fact he was in his spy gear instead of his usual clothes. He supposed if Wazat saw him the the blue shirt and trench coat, she'd waste no time in ripping him to shreds. But as a matter of fact, Wazat was doing this to piss Zim off. Revenge for spraying her eyes with pepper spray. She knew that killing Dib would make Zim happy, and she didn't want to make him happy at the moment. So she did the opposite, she nudged Dib. This indeed made Zim nuts.
"ALL RIGHT IF YOU WON'T DESTROY HIM!! I WILL! GET OUT OF THE WAY WAZAT!" Zim yelled, manic look in his eyes as he pulled out a laser gun. Wazat narrowed her eyes and growled very low and sat straight in front of Zim. Zim didn't like this. "FINE THEN!! I'LL JUST DESTROY YOU BOTH!!!" He attempted to pull the trigger on the gun, but Wazat leaped onto him and bit down on his gun arm, hard. Zim dropped the gun and grabbed his arm, which was bleeding profusely. Seeing this Dib took the opportunity to get out of the lab and back home. He hadn't managed to get some pictures, but at least he had a somewhat ally. All he had to do was keep her happy.
Wazat watched Zim as he roughly bandaged his injured arm, he glared at Wazat, who yawned, bored with him. "I hate you."