Author's Note: Okay This is so Out of character its not funny. Zim has yet another brilliant idea. And this one just might work. Yes he is quite smart when his life is at stake in my world. You can hate me for this but I'll just stick my tongue out at you. I will.

I'm sorry for the long break in the story. But I have been extremely busy and working on the story of one of my fancharacters, Zyne. And doing fanart, which you can access here, assuming boomspeed is not being a bitch. http://ftp.boomspeed.com/zyne

And now.Chapter 7!

After Wazat had her revenge things went back to the way they were before. One day Wazat was watching intently as Zim did repairs on his Voot. His arm was still bandaged and he was still a bit mad at Wazat for not obeying him. But he got over it when Wazat affectionately nudged him. He noticed however, that she had gotten slightly bigger and her nubs of horn had grown a bit. He still didn't trust her completely and was still bent on sending her back to the Tallest. He hadn't figured out a way quite yet however. He continued his maintainence on the Voot while Wazat jumped down off the piece of equipment she was sitting on and stalked out the door. "Great, he is completely oblivious...this should be a snap." a voice whispered, not to far ahead.

Wazat was curious, she slowly and silently padded her way up the corridor a little further and spotted Seeth, jagged dagger in his right hand, listening to Zim work. Wazat realized that this Irken meant to do harm to Zim. Wazat growled softly and walked back into the Voot repair bay and pounced on GIR.

"AAAAAAAAH! SHE GONNA EAT ME!!!!!" GIR screamed, Zim ignored this and continued working on the Voot. Wazat dragged GIR out of the room by his hand. GIR was, amazingly, quiet. Wazat covered his mouth with a clawed hand and GIR's eyes zoomed in on Seeth, who was still brooding on how rediculously easy it was to destroy Zim, but not actually getting around to it. (he's an idiot) Wazat then dragged GIR back to Zim. She noticed in her stay with the 2 that GIR seemed to blab just about whatever to Zim, and this trait could quite possibly save him. She let go of GIR's hand and just as expected GIR got in Zim's face and divulged the whole thing.

"Hey Masta! Wazat show me some guy with big knife that want to kill you. He got black eyes!" GIR squeaked, happy to tell Zim stuff. "Seeth." Zim muttered under his breath. "I knew he'd come..especially after that vulgar expression he gave me. Right. He wants me dead." Zim thought for a few seconds then put his finger in the air. "I got it! Wazat, can you act like you've just eaten?"

Wazat blinked and lay down on the floor, licking her claws and twitching her tail just like a cat does when it had just consumed a mouse. Zim smiled. "Nice..okay.GIR? Can u be sad?? GIR?" GIR wasn't paying attention. He was happily squeaking his moose and giggling. Zim swiped it away and GIR started bawling. Zim groaned. "GIR I'll give your moose back after you've been sad and pretended that Wazat got me instead of you? Understand?" GIR jumped up and clapped his hands. "YESH!" He immediately began bawling again. "BAD WAZAT! YOU EATY MASTA!!!!! I HATE YOU! WAAAH!" "Okay, now to make it believable." Zim pulled off the bandage on his arm, where it was still bleeding, he put his fingers in the blood and wiped it around on Wazat's face and claws. He rebandaged his arm, wincing. "Very good. All right, I'll go hide.over there." Zim left and hid behind a false wall thingy. "Let's hope this works."