Star Diaries : The Sailor Zodiacs
By: Luna and Usagi
Based on an idea by Tomasu Jeshika
Diary Five: Part One --The Birth of Sailor Gemini
(Translated from Ancient Greek)
May 28, 517 BC
Dear Journal, Diaries are for dummies like my twin brother Damon (By the way, he really is keeping one. I'd read it, but he has such awful handwriting, the task is impossible!) This is a journal, a journal of what's been going on since my brother found this broken necklace that given him powers like the Gods (lucky!). I'm Zoë Parthenos. I live with Damon in the bustling and prosperous city of Athens, Greece. While my brother trains for the Olympics, I'm stuck here caring for the newly-built Parthenon Temple. Talk about boring! Ugh! Curse the female race! Boys have all the fun. Oh, why couldn't Damon and I have been born identical twins?? Well, complaining isn't going to get me anywhere. Besides, every now and then something exciting does happen at the Parthenon, like when this morning, eight strange girls and two cats appeared out of nowhere and were sprawled across the shoulders of the ten-times-larger-than-life statue of the goddess Athena! "Jeez! Does Sailor Pluto have any idea where these time portals lead, or does she pick them herself?" said the tall brunette, looking frustrated. "Well, if she is picking them, she's not doing a very good job of it!" declared the white haired girl, folding her arms. "You know, I think I've been here before..." voiced the blonde. "I find that highly unlikely, Minako," argued the girl with blue hair cut even shorter than a boy's, "We're inside the Parthenon, only it's brand new!" (DUH! Of course it's brand new! These people were confusing me.) "Ah-well, then, in that case, she kinda has been here before, Ami," the white cat corrected her. (This confused me even more. Either this cat had received the power of speech from the Gods, or he actually was a god in feline form.) "You see, back in her Sailor V days, Minako won a trip to Hawaii, but ended up on a flight to Greece instead--" Minako clapped her hand over the cat's mouth. "Artemis!! You promised never to talk about that!" (Now I got it. The white cat was no god.) "Excuse me," I called up to them, "Are you all goddesses, or is it just Artemis who brought you here?" "Artemis, that girl down there thinks you're the virgin hunting goddess of the Moon!" Minako giggled, "See? I told you you're a transsexual cat!!" She doubled over in a fit of laughter. "Sorry to disappoint you little girl, but I'm a male and proud of it!" Artemis yelled back at me. (I could have sworn he was blushing, but cats don't blush...do they?) "Besides, I've got a better question for you: HOW DO WE GET DOWN FROM HERE?!?" He stood up on his hind legs when he asked that, but then he lost his balance, slipped, and came staggering down towards the hard mosaic floor. "Artemis!!!" the others screamed in terror. "I'll catch you! I'll catch you!" I hollered, while running to "Athena's" feet with open arms. The cat fell right through them and landed perfectly on all fours. Okay, so I didn't catch him. "Well, that's one way to get down, I guess," I said, "You can also use a rope or a chain, or--" Before I could give them any more options, I heard Minako say: "Hey, that gives me an idea. Thanks, Kid! VENUS CRYSTAL POWER...MAKE UP!!" All of a sudden, her perfectly decent toga changed to the weirdest, skimpiest outfit I'd ever seen! Then she shouted: "Venus....Love Me Chain!!" The phrase made a long, gold, glowing chain of hearts come out of Minako's hand that reached all the way to the floor. "Good thinking, Sailor Venus!" said the golden cat. (By this time, I was not at all surprised that the other cat could talk too. For all I knew, she could've been a goddess as well.) One by one, the girls and the cat climbed down the chain, which amazingly stayed up in the air without anyone holding it. Sailor Venus turned back into Minako. The other cat's name was Tsuki. The girls also told me who they were,(They're Time Travelers, from the distant future!!) and I introduced myself. Now that I saw them closer up, they looked a little bit older than me (I'm thirteen years old, obviously so is Damon-- but he's younger by 2 minutes.), and they were all pretty enough to be goddesses, that's for sure. If Damon was there he'd probably would have been drooling over every last one of them! Finally, the gold cat came up to me with a necklace in her mouth, and asked if I had seen one like it before. "That looks just like my brother Damon's necklace!" I gasped. "You have a brother?!?" the girls exclaimed. "Yeah, don't remind me, " I groaned, "Having a twin brother is a pain, especially an Olympics athlete whose ego is bigger than his brains," "I had a feeling Gemini might be twins..." Tsuki smiled, "Here, put this on," She gave me the broken pendant. But, as soon as put it on, I heard my brothers voice! "Hey, stop taking my shiny stone!!!" "Damon! Is that you?" I cried. "Who are you talking to?" asked Ami, while the others gave me strange looks. "You mean, you can't hear him?" "Wow.Zoe's voice is in my head.-I mean, ZOE HELP!!" "There he goes again! He sounds terrified!! I'm right here, in the Parthenon!!" I said. I was getting worried now. "No, you're not, you are inside of my head! You can't fool me --No! You can't have it!! Stop!!!!!!!" "Oh my gods!! You guys, Damon's in trouble, at the Olympics Stadium!!!" "How is she doing that?" Ami wondered. "Can they read each other's minds?" Rei figured. "Maybe it's because of the Gems," Jeshika guessed. "In any case, I'll bet Orion's behind it!" said Artemis, getting us back on track Girls, use your transformation power to teleport to the Olympics Stadium!" "Right!" the girls responded like soldiers. "Zoë, use this to transform with them!" Tsuki presented lavender wand, trimmed in yellow ribbons and gold. It had a star with the Roman numeral two (?) on it. Who? What? What am I supposed to do with this thing?" "VENUS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "AQUARIUS ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "PISCES ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "MARS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "ARIES ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "TAURUS ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "You know, I think I'll take a wild guess on what I'm supposed to say now," I declared, and waved my wand in the air as I had seen the others do, "GEMINI ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!!!" After a really sensational transformation sequence, I was like, somebody else. Just like Minako was Sailor Venus, I was now Sailor Gemini-- and I was in the craziest getup I'd ever seen! It was kinda like Sailor Venus' outfit, only light purple with bright yellow bows in the front and back. My shoes were also a light purple, with crossed straps reaching halfway between my ankles and my knees. A breathed a sigh of relief when I found out my magenta hair was still up in the usual two twisted pigtails tied with lavender ribbons. If I had ended up with a wacky hairdo, that would have just been too much. Although, now that I saw the other girls, my clothes didn't seem so strange. "So where is this Olympics Stadium?" asked Sailor Jupiter. "Not far. Follow me!" I replied. I was surprised at how fast we could run in those tiny sailor suits. It seemed like seconds later we were at our destination--and we weren't even tired! We easily climbed up the wall that shielded the rest of the world from seeing ...about twenty or so frantic, naked men cowering behind the equipment! I think we were all drooly-faced for about two minutes before Sailor Mercury slapped us to remind us why we were there in the first place. "You mean we didn't come here to watch all the beautiful naked guys...?" said Sailor Venus dreamily. "No!!" said Sailor Mercury, slapping Venus again, "Snap out of it, will you?" "Look! There's Damon with a blonde!" I shouted, pointing to my brother and some guy trying to take his amulet, "And what on Earth is he wearing?" "Oh, wow! He looks just like Tuxedo Kamen!" sighed Sailor Mars with hearts in her eyes, " Except he's got a purple tuxedo!" Puh-leez! As if anyone could possibly think my brother's attractive! Yuck!! So he's got longish thick purple hair, big gray eyes (like mine), and a bronze complexion. Big deal. Now, the guy that was attacking Damon--he was tasty- lookin'! I might plan on having some fun with him later... "Fine! If you're going to be stubborn about giving up the Gem, I'll have to introduce you to my friends," said the blonde slyly, conjuring up two men dressed like black bears, "Say hello to Ursa Major and Ursa Minor!!" He gave each of his creations two necklaces, then was gone in a puff of smoke. "Who was that guy, a god?" I asked. "More like a constellation," Mercury replied, "He calls himself Orion, and he's bad news," "Oh, yeah?" said Ursa Major (the bigger one), "Well, we're worse news...for you!" "You sissies gonna fight us or what? Orion didn't give us these Zodiac Gems for nothing," said Ursa Minor, making a whip with three extensions come out of the blue charm, "TAURUS LEATHER FLAGELLATION!" The metal tips at the ends of the extensions cut into the skin of Sailor Aquarius, Pisces, and Aries, which knocked them down and made all three of them cry out in pain. "Hey! Those are my friends!" shouted Sailor Taurus, glaring at Ursa Minor, "And that was my attack--I didn't even get a chance to use it yet! TAURUS DOUBLE STAB!" Sailor Taurus' horns got longer and longer until they reached Ursa Minor, and stabbed two deep holes in his chest. "Owieee...." Ursa Minor moaned as he dropped to his knees and tried to cover the holes with his "paws" so his green blood wouldn't spill all over the dirt floor. "How dare you hurt my little brother like that!" growled Ursa Major in fury, "I have no choice but to cremate you all! ARIES...SPARK COMBUSTION!!" He turned two little flames from his thumbs into a great ball of fire that he hurled right at us! "Mercury...Aqua Rhapsody!" Sailor Mercury used her water power to put out the inferno before it could hit us. Unfortunately, it had no effect on Ursa Major. "So....you girls like to play with water, huh?" the Big Bear bellowed, "Hope you like surfing, too! PISCES...RED TIDE TSUNAMI!" The biggest wave I'd seen in my entire life was heading straight for us! "I'm scared, Zoë, what do we do?" Damon whimpered. I tried to think quickly. "There's nothing we can do!" Sailor Mars realized, "None of our attacks are the type to fight it, and the enemy has the Zodiac Gems!!" That gave me a brilliant idea! "Wait a minute!" I cried, "Jump, Senshi! Jump out of the way!" Four of the girls leaped to one side of the Stadium, the other four almost flew to the other, "Venus, can you use your Chain to tie up Ursa Major?" "I got a better idea! Venus Love and Beauty Shock!!" before he knew what hit him, Ursa Major was stunned by the charms of Sailor Venus. I quickly slipped the amulets off of him, and threw them to their rightful owners. Taurus did the same with the ones Ursa Minor had (by this time he was still too weak to defend himself). Once Pisces had her Gem back, the spell was reversed, and the red harbor wave crashed into the Bear Brothers without giving them a chance to escape! However they were still breathing when the water finally drained away. Damon and I put an end to that. (teeheeheeheehee!) "GEMINI...CHAOS LASER!!!" my brother and I uttered in one voice. We each shot a bright yellow beam out of our right palms that randomly bounced back and forth all over the place until precisely hitting their target. The brothers dissolved into two piles of sand that blew away in the breeze. "ZOE!!! You dumb person! You killed them!" Damon whispered in shock. "You helped!" I snapped and whacked him upside the head. "Oh my Gods. I'm a bad person!" Damon whined. He finally felt the whack that I gave him, and looked around to see who did it. "Why does something keep hitting my head??" Damon whined some more. "Because you were stupid again and didn't defend yourself when Orion tried to steal your half of the Gemini Gem!" "That has nothing to do with this! Why would the thing that keeps hitting me care about that?" my brother argued. I smacked my forehead in frustration. I'm gonna stop writing before I record any more of the ridiculous stuff my brother said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- May 29, 517 BC
Dear Journal, The Sailor Senshi and I were hanging around the Olympics Stadium all day today, just in case that Orion showed up again. I mean as long as Damon keeps wearing his half of the Gemini Gem, we have to be there to protect him. He still has no idea how to use his powers, so we have to make sure he doesn't misuse them. If I were him I would use the "Gemini Twin Confusion" thingy Tsuki told us about to help me cheat at footracing (eh heh heh...), but he's not smart enough to try that, so I'm not that worried. "...I still can't believe those youma were able to use our own powers against us!" Hime asserted angrily. "I can't believe Orion was stupid enough to leave all the Zodiac Gems with a couple of youma!!" Makoto laughed. "Me either, but aren't you glad he did?" Jeshika smiled. "I have to admit, Orion's idiocy made getting the Gems back a whole lot easier," said Ami. "Well, I'm getting sick of all this fighting evil talk. Why don't we climb the wall again and watch the athletes train?" I suggested. "I think we should do that," Ami warned us, "I mean, what if they're having another...um, dress rehearsal?" "You mean UN-dress rehearsal!!" Minako giggled, and started climbing.
"Oh, come on, Ami, you're such a wuss!" said Makoto, who grabbed Ami's hand and climbed up with the rest of us. "Yeah, Ami!" Rei agreed, "Besides, how many times are you gonna get an opportunity like this?" "I still think we shouldn't be doing this," said Ami. As soon as we got to the top of the wall, ten stark naked footracers sped past us, and another ten followed. (Drool City!!) "Okay, now I KNOW we shouldn't be doing this!!!" Ami cried, looking away. "Hey! What are you girls doing up there!" a harsh male voice greeted us. We all looked down and saw the angry face of the trainer. I knew that he was from (first of all) the fact that he was fully clothed, and (second) because he looked older in years than the athletes. Quickly, we crept behind the wall again. I had another one of my great ideas. "Gemini...Twin Confusion!!" I whispered, using the power of my Zodiac Gem to produced a girl that looked exactly like me, "Wow! This thing really works!" "Of course it works, but what are you gonna do with her?" Jeshika asked me. "Just watch," I replied, then turned to my clone, "Go over the wall, and distract them," "Uhh...okay," she mumbled, and obediently jumped over the wall. As soon as she was out of our sight, we heard a long "Oooooohhhh!!" come from her. "Yup, she's definitely an exact copy of me!" I affirmed. "Should we watch?" Minako grinned evilly. "Naa, I think we've had enough eye candy for today," Reira decided. On the outside, the rest of us agreed, but Ami still had to drag us down from that wall! Orion never did show up, so when Damon's training was over for the day, we left the Stadium and headed back to the Parthenon to get some rest. Maria was the first one to fall asleep, but most of us stayed up. The other chosen Sailor Zodiacs filled Damon and me in with what had been going on until now. Tsuki guarantees us we'll be time traveling again, maybe even tomorrow! I'm so excited! That's why I'm not sleeping now like everyone else. (End of Diary Five--Part One)
May 28, 517 BC
Dear Journal, Diaries are for dummies like my twin brother Damon (By the way, he really is keeping one. I'd read it, but he has such awful handwriting, the task is impossible!) This is a journal, a journal of what's been going on since my brother found this broken necklace that given him powers like the Gods (lucky!). I'm Zoë Parthenos. I live with Damon in the bustling and prosperous city of Athens, Greece. While my brother trains for the Olympics, I'm stuck here caring for the newly-built Parthenon Temple. Talk about boring! Ugh! Curse the female race! Boys have all the fun. Oh, why couldn't Damon and I have been born identical twins?? Well, complaining isn't going to get me anywhere. Besides, every now and then something exciting does happen at the Parthenon, like when this morning, eight strange girls and two cats appeared out of nowhere and were sprawled across the shoulders of the ten-times-larger-than-life statue of the goddess Athena! "Jeez! Does Sailor Pluto have any idea where these time portals lead, or does she pick them herself?" said the tall brunette, looking frustrated. "Well, if she is picking them, she's not doing a very good job of it!" declared the white haired girl, folding her arms. "You know, I think I've been here before..." voiced the blonde. "I find that highly unlikely, Minako," argued the girl with blue hair cut even shorter than a boy's, "We're inside the Parthenon, only it's brand new!" (DUH! Of course it's brand new! These people were confusing me.) "Ah-well, then, in that case, she kinda has been here before, Ami," the white cat corrected her. (This confused me even more. Either this cat had received the power of speech from the Gods, or he actually was a god in feline form.) "You see, back in her Sailor V days, Minako won a trip to Hawaii, but ended up on a flight to Greece instead--" Minako clapped her hand over the cat's mouth. "Artemis!! You promised never to talk about that!" (Now I got it. The white cat was no god.) "Excuse me," I called up to them, "Are you all goddesses, or is it just Artemis who brought you here?" "Artemis, that girl down there thinks you're the virgin hunting goddess of the Moon!" Minako giggled, "See? I told you you're a transsexual cat!!" She doubled over in a fit of laughter. "Sorry to disappoint you little girl, but I'm a male and proud of it!" Artemis yelled back at me. (I could have sworn he was blushing, but cats don't blush...do they?) "Besides, I've got a better question for you: HOW DO WE GET DOWN FROM HERE?!?" He stood up on his hind legs when he asked that, but then he lost his balance, slipped, and came staggering down towards the hard mosaic floor. "Artemis!!!" the others screamed in terror. "I'll catch you! I'll catch you!" I hollered, while running to "Athena's" feet with open arms. The cat fell right through them and landed perfectly on all fours. Okay, so I didn't catch him. "Well, that's one way to get down, I guess," I said, "You can also use a rope or a chain, or--" Before I could give them any more options, I heard Minako say: "Hey, that gives me an idea. Thanks, Kid! VENUS CRYSTAL POWER...MAKE UP!!" All of a sudden, her perfectly decent toga changed to the weirdest, skimpiest outfit I'd ever seen! Then she shouted: "Venus....Love Me Chain!!" The phrase made a long, gold, glowing chain of hearts come out of Minako's hand that reached all the way to the floor. "Good thinking, Sailor Venus!" said the golden cat. (By this time, I was not at all surprised that the other cat could talk too. For all I knew, she could've been a goddess as well.) One by one, the girls and the cat climbed down the chain, which amazingly stayed up in the air without anyone holding it. Sailor Venus turned back into Minako. The other cat's name was Tsuki. The girls also told me who they were,(They're Time Travelers, from the distant future!!) and I introduced myself. Now that I saw them closer up, they looked a little bit older than me (I'm thirteen years old, obviously so is Damon-- but he's younger by 2 minutes.), and they were all pretty enough to be goddesses, that's for sure. If Damon was there he'd probably would have been drooling over every last one of them! Finally, the gold cat came up to me with a necklace in her mouth, and asked if I had seen one like it before. "That looks just like my brother Damon's necklace!" I gasped. "You have a brother?!?" the girls exclaimed. "Yeah, don't remind me, " I groaned, "Having a twin brother is a pain, especially an Olympics athlete whose ego is bigger than his brains," "I had a feeling Gemini might be twins..." Tsuki smiled, "Here, put this on," She gave me the broken pendant. But, as soon as put it on, I heard my brothers voice! "Hey, stop taking my shiny stone!!!" "Damon! Is that you?" I cried. "Who are you talking to?" asked Ami, while the others gave me strange looks. "You mean, you can't hear him?" "Wow.Zoe's voice is in my head.-I mean, ZOE HELP!!" "There he goes again! He sounds terrified!! I'm right here, in the Parthenon!!" I said. I was getting worried now. "No, you're not, you are inside of my head! You can't fool me --No! You can't have it!! Stop!!!!!!!" "Oh my gods!! You guys, Damon's in trouble, at the Olympics Stadium!!!" "How is she doing that?" Ami wondered. "Can they read each other's minds?" Rei figured. "Maybe it's because of the Gems," Jeshika guessed. "In any case, I'll bet Orion's behind it!" said Artemis, getting us back on track Girls, use your transformation power to teleport to the Olympics Stadium!" "Right!" the girls responded like soldiers. "Zoë, use this to transform with them!" Tsuki presented lavender wand, trimmed in yellow ribbons and gold. It had a star with the Roman numeral two (?) on it. Who? What? What am I supposed to do with this thing?" "VENUS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "AQUARIUS ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "MERCURY CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "PISCES ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "MARS CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "ARIES ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "JUPITER CRYSTAL POWER MAKE UP!" "TAURUS ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!" "You know, I think I'll take a wild guess on what I'm supposed to say now," I declared, and waved my wand in the air as I had seen the others do, "GEMINI ZODIAC POWER MAKE UP!!!" After a really sensational transformation sequence, I was like, somebody else. Just like Minako was Sailor Venus, I was now Sailor Gemini-- and I was in the craziest getup I'd ever seen! It was kinda like Sailor Venus' outfit, only light purple with bright yellow bows in the front and back. My shoes were also a light purple, with crossed straps reaching halfway between my ankles and my knees. A breathed a sigh of relief when I found out my magenta hair was still up in the usual two twisted pigtails tied with lavender ribbons. If I had ended up with a wacky hairdo, that would have just been too much. Although, now that I saw the other girls, my clothes didn't seem so strange. "So where is this Olympics Stadium?" asked Sailor Jupiter. "Not far. Follow me!" I replied. I was surprised at how fast we could run in those tiny sailor suits. It seemed like seconds later we were at our destination--and we weren't even tired! We easily climbed up the wall that shielded the rest of the world from seeing ...about twenty or so frantic, naked men cowering behind the equipment! I think we were all drooly-faced for about two minutes before Sailor Mercury slapped us to remind us why we were there in the first place. "You mean we didn't come here to watch all the beautiful naked guys...?" said Sailor Venus dreamily. "No!!" said Sailor Mercury, slapping Venus again, "Snap out of it, will you?" "Look! There's Damon with a blonde!" I shouted, pointing to my brother and some guy trying to take his amulet, "And what on Earth is he wearing?" "Oh, wow! He looks just like Tuxedo Kamen!" sighed Sailor Mars with hearts in her eyes, " Except he's got a purple tuxedo!" Puh-leez! As if anyone could possibly think my brother's attractive! Yuck!! So he's got longish thick purple hair, big gray eyes (like mine), and a bronze complexion. Big deal. Now, the guy that was attacking Damon--he was tasty- lookin'! I might plan on having some fun with him later... "Fine! If you're going to be stubborn about giving up the Gem, I'll have to introduce you to my friends," said the blonde slyly, conjuring up two men dressed like black bears, "Say hello to Ursa Major and Ursa Minor!!" He gave each of his creations two necklaces, then was gone in a puff of smoke. "Who was that guy, a god?" I asked. "More like a constellation," Mercury replied, "He calls himself Orion, and he's bad news," "Oh, yeah?" said Ursa Major (the bigger one), "Well, we're worse news...for you!" "You sissies gonna fight us or what? Orion didn't give us these Zodiac Gems for nothing," said Ursa Minor, making a whip with three extensions come out of the blue charm, "TAURUS LEATHER FLAGELLATION!" The metal tips at the ends of the extensions cut into the skin of Sailor Aquarius, Pisces, and Aries, which knocked them down and made all three of them cry out in pain. "Hey! Those are my friends!" shouted Sailor Taurus, glaring at Ursa Minor, "And that was my attack--I didn't even get a chance to use it yet! TAURUS DOUBLE STAB!" Sailor Taurus' horns got longer and longer until they reached Ursa Minor, and stabbed two deep holes in his chest. "Owieee...." Ursa Minor moaned as he dropped to his knees and tried to cover the holes with his "paws" so his green blood wouldn't spill all over the dirt floor. "How dare you hurt my little brother like that!" growled Ursa Major in fury, "I have no choice but to cremate you all! ARIES...SPARK COMBUSTION!!" He turned two little flames from his thumbs into a great ball of fire that he hurled right at us! "Mercury...Aqua Rhapsody!" Sailor Mercury used her water power to put out the inferno before it could hit us. Unfortunately, it had no effect on Ursa Major. "So....you girls like to play with water, huh?" the Big Bear bellowed, "Hope you like surfing, too! PISCES...RED TIDE TSUNAMI!" The biggest wave I'd seen in my entire life was heading straight for us! "I'm scared, Zoë, what do we do?" Damon whimpered. I tried to think quickly. "There's nothing we can do!" Sailor Mars realized, "None of our attacks are the type to fight it, and the enemy has the Zodiac Gems!!" That gave me a brilliant idea! "Wait a minute!" I cried, "Jump, Senshi! Jump out of the way!" Four of the girls leaped to one side of the Stadium, the other four almost flew to the other, "Venus, can you use your Chain to tie up Ursa Major?" "I got a better idea! Venus Love and Beauty Shock!!" before he knew what hit him, Ursa Major was stunned by the charms of Sailor Venus. I quickly slipped the amulets off of him, and threw them to their rightful owners. Taurus did the same with the ones Ursa Minor had (by this time he was still too weak to defend himself). Once Pisces had her Gem back, the spell was reversed, and the red harbor wave crashed into the Bear Brothers without giving them a chance to escape! However they were still breathing when the water finally drained away. Damon and I put an end to that. (teeheeheeheehee!) "GEMINI...CHAOS LASER!!!" my brother and I uttered in one voice. We each shot a bright yellow beam out of our right palms that randomly bounced back and forth all over the place until precisely hitting their target. The brothers dissolved into two piles of sand that blew away in the breeze. "ZOE!!! You dumb person! You killed them!" Damon whispered in shock. "You helped!" I snapped and whacked him upside the head. "Oh my Gods. I'm a bad person!" Damon whined. He finally felt the whack that I gave him, and looked around to see who did it. "Why does something keep hitting my head??" Damon whined some more. "Because you were stupid again and didn't defend yourself when Orion tried to steal your half of the Gemini Gem!" "That has nothing to do with this! Why would the thing that keeps hitting me care about that?" my brother argued. I smacked my forehead in frustration. I'm gonna stop writing before I record any more of the ridiculous stuff my brother said. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- May 29, 517 BC
Dear Journal, The Sailor Senshi and I were hanging around the Olympics Stadium all day today, just in case that Orion showed up again. I mean as long as Damon keeps wearing his half of the Gemini Gem, we have to be there to protect him. He still has no idea how to use his powers, so we have to make sure he doesn't misuse them. If I were him I would use the "Gemini Twin Confusion" thingy Tsuki told us about to help me cheat at footracing (eh heh heh...), but he's not smart enough to try that, so I'm not that worried. "...I still can't believe those youma were able to use our own powers against us!" Hime asserted angrily. "I can't believe Orion was stupid enough to leave all the Zodiac Gems with a couple of youma!!" Makoto laughed. "Me either, but aren't you glad he did?" Jeshika smiled. "I have to admit, Orion's idiocy made getting the Gems back a whole lot easier," said Ami. "Well, I'm getting sick of all this fighting evil talk. Why don't we climb the wall again and watch the athletes train?" I suggested. "I think we should do that," Ami warned us, "I mean, what if they're having another...um, dress rehearsal?" "You mean UN-dress rehearsal!!" Minako giggled, and started climbing.
"Oh, come on, Ami, you're such a wuss!" said Makoto, who grabbed Ami's hand and climbed up with the rest of us. "Yeah, Ami!" Rei agreed, "Besides, how many times are you gonna get an opportunity like this?" "I still think we shouldn't be doing this," said Ami. As soon as we got to the top of the wall, ten stark naked footracers sped past us, and another ten followed. (Drool City!!) "Okay, now I KNOW we shouldn't be doing this!!!" Ami cried, looking away. "Hey! What are you girls doing up there!" a harsh male voice greeted us. We all looked down and saw the angry face of the trainer. I knew that he was from (first of all) the fact that he was fully clothed, and (second) because he looked older in years than the athletes. Quickly, we crept behind the wall again. I had another one of my great ideas. "Gemini...Twin Confusion!!" I whispered, using the power of my Zodiac Gem to produced a girl that looked exactly like me, "Wow! This thing really works!" "Of course it works, but what are you gonna do with her?" Jeshika asked me. "Just watch," I replied, then turned to my clone, "Go over the wall, and distract them," "Uhh...okay," she mumbled, and obediently jumped over the wall. As soon as she was out of our sight, we heard a long "Oooooohhhh!!" come from her. "Yup, she's definitely an exact copy of me!" I affirmed. "Should we watch?" Minako grinned evilly. "Naa, I think we've had enough eye candy for today," Reira decided. On the outside, the rest of us agreed, but Ami still had to drag us down from that wall! Orion never did show up, so when Damon's training was over for the day, we left the Stadium and headed back to the Parthenon to get some rest. Maria was the first one to fall asleep, but most of us stayed up. The other chosen Sailor Zodiacs filled Damon and me in with what had been going on until now. Tsuki guarantees us we'll be time traveling again, maybe even tomorrow! I'm so excited! That's why I'm not sleeping now like everyone else. (End of Diary Five--Part One)