A/N~ These are supposed to be random and scary! Don't flame us! If ya don't like random.well don't read on!

Twisted Tales #2

Christine: once upon a time

Christine: there was a plant

Christine: it was a little plant

Christine: the little plant wanted to be a bigger plant

Christine: so it ate some majik beanz

Christine: and boom it was a big plant

Christine: but it grew

Christine: and grew

Christine: till its head

Meggy: *interjection* plants don't have heads

Christine: um till its top touched the sky

Christine: and then it looked into the sun

Christine: and saw a pretty land

Christine: so it tried to hop into the sun

Christine: but its roots were too big

Christine: so it bent down

Christine: and asked a little woodchopper dude

Christine: to cut it

Christine: so the little woodchopper dude

Christine: cut it in hakf

Christine: haf

Christine: half

Christine: and the plant fell into the sun

Christine: but what the plant didn't know

Christine: was that it was marijuana

Christine: and so it was hallucinating

Christine: the sun wasn't a pretty land at all

Christine: so the plant fell into the sun

Christine: and crushed the sun

Christine: and everything went dark

Meggy: oh for the love of God

Christine: so the moon went into power and now everything is dark

Christine: the end

Christine: what?

Meggy: darkness rules

Meggy: lol