A/N~ Alright Alright I don't care if these are stupid I find it hysterical. Besides, Erik likes a girl with a sense of humor...hehehe

Twisted Tales # 4

Christine: once upon a time

Christine: meg was dancing

Christine: see meg dance

Christine: dance meg dance

Meggy: lol

Christine: meg danced

Christine: meg danced so fast

Christine: she stubbed her toe

Meggy: oh NOO

Christine: and fell into the dark shadow

Christine: of the phantom of the opera

Christine: he caught her

Christine: and meg was so beautiful

Christine: her tears ran down her face as she thought of her toe

Christine: the phantom kissed her tears away

Meggy: aww Christine: and kissed her toe

Christine: which made it all better

Meggy: lucky bitch Christine: lol so the lucky bitch danced again

Christine: and erik danced with her

Christine: and they danced till they stubbed their toes

Christine: and then kissed them

Christine: and danced again

Meggy: lol

Christine: it was a terrible cycle

Christine: but it worked for them so who cares

Christine: the end