I know this isn't Harry Potter, but I wanted people to read it.
Hey, I was bored, so I wrote this story during class. The llama song is Monty Python.
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My journey to the end of the rainbow
Once upon a time, there was an elf. I found this elf, but he ran away. I followed him to a rainbow. He hopped on the rainbow, and I followed. We slid down the rainbow, and landed in elf-land. There were elves everywhere! I also saw pots o' gold. The elves all held hands, and danced. Then they started singing songs like…
"I'm a happy ol' elf
A joyous little elf
I like to hold hands
And I'm proud of myself
I dance in circles,
I sing a lot too
I have so much fun
I'd join if I were you"
And…
"If you go swimming,
Watch out for the llamas
They like big rivers
Like the Amazon
LLAMAS!
So if you go swimming
Watch out for the llamas
They have long tongues
For eating honey
LLAMAS!"
Then, I found a magic lamp. I brushed off its side, and a magic genie appeared. He gave me three wishes. I wished for a horse, but he gave me a zebra. I wished for another horse, but he gave me a dolphin I wished for another horse, but he gave me a crocodile, and sadly, the crocodile ate all the elves. The End.
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Now, don't you feel special?