TITLE × Documentary
RATING × PG-13... more like PG-16. Y'know, suggestive-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness, 'specially with Tristan.
GENRE × Humor
SUMMARY × For fun, Téa and her almighty camcorder journey out into the unknown of what is called... uhh... what was the question again?
WARNINGS × Slash-ness, OOC-ness, and everyone-bashing-ness... That's always fun, ne? ^_^
AUTHOR'S NOTE ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
Cathe: *to her stuffed doggy* Yeah, I like Teletubbies. Especially the yellow one. When are we going on air again?
Téa: *points to the readers*
Cathe: HOLY-!!! Ahem... so like... Hullo there, and welcome to a twisted and wrong fanfiction written by me and my new muse, a Téa clone I bought in an alley by a guy who calls himself the Ruler of the Deepest Shadows Found in the Valley of Darkness!
Téa: You ARE the weakest link! Good-bye! *trap door opens under Cathe and she falls to her doom* Muahahahahah. Wait, I can do better... *clears throat* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!! *eyes glow red* JOIN THE DARK SIDE! OBEY YOUR MASTER! OR I SHALL ANNIHILATE YOU ALL! *normal again* Thank you all. *angelic smile*
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DISCLAIMER × This is insulting. This is insulting to us and the readers! What kind of stupid sh[bleep]t do you take us for?! F[bleep]ck this, I'm leavin' this to someone else.
The Fat Hugging Guy From Dave Matthews Band's Video 'Everyday': Hullo kiddies! Gimme a hug!!! *everyone runs away* Oh well!!! Cranky Cathe does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!!! *hugs a random person wandering by*
Random Person Wandering By: EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
The Fat Hugging Guy From Dave Matthews Band's Video 'Everyday': Ooooh, he wants me. *eyebrows go up and down*
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Note: [[ ... ]] is what we see on the camera.
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[[ Téa is facing the camera. She looks in both directions and sighs in relief. ]]
Téa: Hi. I'm doing a documentary on my unsuspecting friends. They don't know it, but they're being filmed... just think 'Candid Camera,' 'kay? 'Kay.
[[ Téa's face gets offscreen. Apparently she is now the eye behind the camera and filming has started. ]]
Téa's voice: Our first victim is a close friend I call Taylor. Tristan Taylor. *hushed giggling* Okay, I know, that was lame.
[[ A street, slowly moving towards a point beneath the screen. Obviously, Téa is walking to Tristan's house. The view abruptly turns to face a lovely stucco house with a white picket fence. ]]
Téa's voice: Okay, this is it. Tristan's house, I mean. His bedroom window should be on the east side...
[[ We see a window on the side of her house; Téa nears it. As we near it, we can hear sounds of... whooting?! ]]
Téa's voice: Ooooh, this is gonna be good!
[[ Tristan is sitting on his bed facing a TV with a blanket on his lap covering one of his hands. He has no pants on and his shirt is soaked with sweat. ]]
Téa's voice: My goodness... oh, Miho is gonna be SO FREAKED when she finds out about this.
[[ Tristan is cheering at the TV, "Harder, HARDER!!!" He suddenly grunts and falls backwards on his bedsheets, blinking and gasping for breath. ]]
Téa's voice: Is that all? Oh c'mon Tristan, gimme something to laugh about.
[[ As if obeying to her commands, Tristan straightened up and raised the hand that was under his blanket and licked a thick white liquid off his fingers very much like a kitten. ]]
Téa's voice: *a little too loud* Jackpot!
Tristan: *with a finger in his mouth* Er...? What's that? *turns to the window*
[[ The camera ducks down; we can no longer see in the window. It turns to face Téa. ]]
Téa: *clearly disgusted* That was waaaaay too close. I still can't believe... I hope Joey's not the same way. This is the end for today, tomorrow, I'm doin' Yugi!
[[ Fade out. End. ]]
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Cathe: Okay, that was short, but I wanted to end it for now.
Tristan: WHAT THE F[bleep]CK DID YOU DO THAT TO ME FOR?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!
Cathe: Aw, Tristan! I DO like you, it's just... y'know, comedic purposes.
Tristan: *foaming at the mouth* YOU!!! ARE!!! SO!!! DEAD!!! *tears the door down and brandishes it over Cathe*
Cathe: Aaaaaaah!!! Don't!!! *runs*
Tristan: *runs after*
Téa: Cathe and Tristan's gone, guess I'll hafta end this fic! ^_^ ......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs at random passerbys, pointing out a finger at them and going "Pshew! Pshew!"*
Joey: .........Uhh... review....? *gets 'shot' by Téa and collapses* Ow.
RATING × PG-13... more like PG-16. Y'know, suggestive-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness, 'specially with Tristan.
GENRE × Humor
SUMMARY × For fun, Téa and her almighty camcorder journey out into the unknown of what is called... uhh... what was the question again?
WARNINGS × Slash-ness, OOC-ness, and everyone-bashing-ness... That's always fun, ne? ^_^
AUTHOR'S NOTE ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
Cathe: *to her stuffed doggy* Yeah, I like Teletubbies. Especially the yellow one. When are we going on air again?
Téa: *points to the readers*
Cathe: HOLY-!!! Ahem... so like... Hullo there, and welcome to a twisted and wrong fanfiction written by me and my new muse, a Téa clone I bought in an alley by a guy who calls himself the Ruler of the Deepest Shadows Found in the Valley of Darkness!
Téa: You ARE the weakest link! Good-bye! *trap door opens under Cathe and she falls to her doom* Muahahahahah. Wait, I can do better... *clears throat* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!!! *eyes glow red* JOIN THE DARK SIDE! OBEY YOUR MASTER! OR I SHALL ANNIHILATE YOU ALL! *normal again* Thank you all. *angelic smile*
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DISCLAIMER × This is insulting. This is insulting to us and the readers! What kind of stupid sh[bleep]t do you take us for?! F[bleep]ck this, I'm leavin' this to someone else.
The Fat Hugging Guy From Dave Matthews Band's Video 'Everyday': Hullo kiddies! Gimme a hug!!! *everyone runs away* Oh well!!! Cranky Cathe does not own Yu-Gi-Oh!!! *hugs a random person wandering by*
Random Person Wandering By: EEEEEEEEEEEAAAAIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
The Fat Hugging Guy From Dave Matthews Band's Video 'Everyday': Ooooh, he wants me. *eyebrows go up and down*
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
Note: [[ ... ]] is what we see on the camera.
××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××
[[ Téa is facing the camera. She looks in both directions and sighs in relief. ]]
Téa: Hi. I'm doing a documentary on my unsuspecting friends. They don't know it, but they're being filmed... just think 'Candid Camera,' 'kay? 'Kay.
[[ Téa's face gets offscreen. Apparently she is now the eye behind the camera and filming has started. ]]
Téa's voice: Our first victim is a close friend I call Taylor. Tristan Taylor. *hushed giggling* Okay, I know, that was lame.
[[ A street, slowly moving towards a point beneath the screen. Obviously, Téa is walking to Tristan's house. The view abruptly turns to face a lovely stucco house with a white picket fence. ]]
Téa's voice: Okay, this is it. Tristan's house, I mean. His bedroom window should be on the east side...
[[ We see a window on the side of her house; Téa nears it. As we near it, we can hear sounds of... whooting?! ]]
Téa's voice: Ooooh, this is gonna be good!
[[ Tristan is sitting on his bed facing a TV with a blanket on his lap covering one of his hands. He has no pants on and his shirt is soaked with sweat. ]]
Téa's voice: My goodness... oh, Miho is gonna be SO FREAKED when she finds out about this.
[[ Tristan is cheering at the TV, "Harder, HARDER!!!" He suddenly grunts and falls backwards on his bedsheets, blinking and gasping for breath. ]]
Téa's voice: Is that all? Oh c'mon Tristan, gimme something to laugh about.
[[ As if obeying to her commands, Tristan straightened up and raised the hand that was under his blanket and licked a thick white liquid off his fingers very much like a kitten. ]]
Téa's voice: *a little too loud* Jackpot!
Tristan: *with a finger in his mouth* Er...? What's that? *turns to the window*
[[ The camera ducks down; we can no longer see in the window. It turns to face Téa. ]]
Téa: *clearly disgusted* That was waaaaay too close. I still can't believe... I hope Joey's not the same way. This is the end for today, tomorrow, I'm doin' Yugi!
[[ Fade out. End. ]]
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Cathe: Okay, that was short, but I wanted to end it for now.
Tristan: WHAT THE F[bleep]CK DID YOU DO THAT TO ME FOR?! I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!!!
Cathe: Aw, Tristan! I DO like you, it's just... y'know, comedic purposes.
Tristan: *foaming at the mouth* YOU!!! ARE!!! SO!!! DEAD!!! *tears the door down and brandishes it over Cathe*
Cathe: Aaaaaaah!!! Don't!!! *runs*
Tristan: *runs after*
Téa: Cathe and Tristan's gone, guess I'll hafta end this fic! ^_^ ......NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs at random passerbys, pointing out a finger at them and going "Pshew! Pshew!"*
Joey: .........Uhh... review....? *gets 'shot' by Téa and collapses* Ow.