TITLE Documentary
RATING PG-13... more like PG-16. Y'know, suggestive-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness, 'specially with Tristan.
GENRE Humor
SUMMARY For fun, Téa and her almighty camcorder journey out into the unknown of what is called voyeurage. Her victims? The boys.
WARNINGS Slash-ness, OOC-ness, and everyone-bashing-ness... That's always fun, ne? ^_^
AUTHOR'S NOTE -----------
Yugi: Nooooooooooooo, can't be my turn already!!!
Tristan: Shut up, you're only second.
Yugi: *awkward silence* ...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Téa: *gives him a teddy bear*
Yugi: TEDDY!!! *hug-ness*
Tristan and Téa glance at each other.
Tristan: *sigh* I wish I was as easily amused.
Téa: Yeah.
A cloud floats by.
Téa: LOOK! A CLOUD!!!
Both: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
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DISCLAIMER ?ZzZzZzZzZzZz..... duuuuuuuuh.... *drools* zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...
Joey: Wake up, foo! *slaps Cathe*
Cathe: POTSTICKERS!!! Uh, I mean, uh, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Can I go back to sleep now?
Joey: .............--;;..................
Cathe: Cool! *snoozes*
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[[ Fade in to Téa ]]
Téa: Hi! And welcome to the second day of my documentary thingy... thing. Uh, forget I said that. Anyways, today, Yugi is going to the park. Shall we follow? *impish grin*
[[ The camera turns to face the Turtle Game Shop. ]]
Téa's voice: Here is the Turtle Game Shop! A shop in which Yugi's grandpa, Solomon, sells Duel Monsters cards and hits on his female customers! Huh, explains why you don't see many girls in there... besides me... Ah-anyways! Shall we "check out" what goes on inside?
[[ Téa puts the camera in her bag so only the lens sticks out. This isn't the most useful way of hiding a camera but since I'm using dub names assume everyone's stupid enough not to notice. ]]
Solomon: Why, hi, Téa! Buying something? I've got a special fairy-based booster pack on a special price I think you might like! I put it together myself *winkwink*
Téa: Uh, I'm here for Yugi...
Solomon: Yugi! Always here for Yugi, ain't you... Sometimes I'm jealous of the young'un, having beautiful gals like you visiting on a whim! What does he have that I don't have? Huh, Téa??? *grabs her collar desperately* TE-E-E-E-E-ELL ME!!!
Téa: O_O *grabs her bag and runs upstairs* BYE GRAMPS!!! *mutters* Old friggin' geezer...
Solomon: *sniffles* Te-e-e-e-ell me...
Téa: *bursts open Yugi's room door* HI YU--gi...? *straightens her bag for the camera*
Yugi: *looks up from sniffing a certain white powder* T?!!! *puts powder away and stumbles towards Téa. Hi... what's up! Oh yeah, you said we'd go to the park today! Umm... should we take Joey and Tristan?
Téa: I was thinking this could be for the two of us, but okay!!!
Yugi: *kneels near his bed and whistles* Joey! Tristan! Come out, boys!
[[ Joey and Tristan scramble out of the beds, naked save for a single dog collar and leash. ]]
Joey: What is it, Yug'? I was having such a good time in there, too--TÉA?! *decents himself with a blankey* Uhh... hi, Téa! Didn't notice you there...
Tristan: What he means is he was too busy amusing himself with my certain anatomic parts he miraculously couldn't hear your abnormally loud, screechy, über-annoying voice.
Téa: *growls* *thinks* I'm getting all this on camera... and you're on it TWICE! So shut up or... blackmail...
Tristan: *already dressed (Jou's still trying to get on his boxers)* Uh, Téa, what are you glaring funny at me for...?
Téa: *nervous giggle* Oh, nothing! Ha ha ha... so shall we, Yugi?
Yugi: Okay! *links arms with Téa and they skip off*
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[[ Joey and Tristan are on a merry-go-round. Joey gets on the disc while Tristan spins it. The merry-go-round becomes a blur, Joey falls off, Tristan laughs. Repeat. ]]
Yugi: Téa...?
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I have something to tell you... something imporant?
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... I... I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... NEED MORE COCAINE!!! *runs back to the Game Shop, gets lost, and gets his deck stolen by the Rare Hunters*
Téa: O...kay... I guess that's all for today... *looks at Joey and Tristan, who are by now, lather-rinse-repeating...* *turns off the camera*
[[ Fade-out. End. ]]
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Yugi: My... my deck!!!
Cathe: Who cares about your deck...!
Yugi: Well, all my fans, for one! And all the fans of my cards! Like the Dark Magician or Celtic Guardian...
Cathe: Soo--*gets run over by mentioned fans*
Joey: So. Who's next? *everybody looks at him* ...gulp.
RATING PG-13... more like PG-16. Y'know, suggestive-ness-ness-ness-ness-ness, 'specially with Tristan.
GENRE Humor
SUMMARY For fun, Téa and her almighty camcorder journey out into the unknown of what is called voyeurage. Her victims? The boys.
WARNINGS Slash-ness, OOC-ness, and everyone-bashing-ness... That's always fun, ne? ^_^
AUTHOR'S NOTE -----------
Yugi: Nooooooooooooo, can't be my turn already!!!
Tristan: Shut up, you're only second.
Yugi: *awkward silence* ...............NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Téa: *gives him a teddy bear*
Yugi: TEDDY!!! *hug-ness*
Tristan and Téa glance at each other.
Tristan: *sigh* I wish I was as easily amused.
Téa: Yeah.
A cloud floats by.
Téa: LOOK! A CLOUD!!!
Both: Oooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!
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DISCLAIMER ?ZzZzZzZzZzZz..... duuuuuuuuh.... *drools* zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...
Joey: Wake up, foo! *slaps Cathe*
Cathe: POTSTICKERS!!! Uh, I mean, uh, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Can I go back to sleep now?
Joey: .............--;;..................
Cathe: Cool! *snoozes*
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[[ Fade in to Téa ]]
Téa: Hi! And welcome to the second day of my documentary thingy... thing. Uh, forget I said that. Anyways, today, Yugi is going to the park. Shall we follow? *impish grin*
[[ The camera turns to face the Turtle Game Shop. ]]
Téa's voice: Here is the Turtle Game Shop! A shop in which Yugi's grandpa, Solomon, sells Duel Monsters cards and hits on his female customers! Huh, explains why you don't see many girls in there... besides me... Ah-anyways! Shall we "check out" what goes on inside?
[[ Téa puts the camera in her bag so only the lens sticks out. This isn't the most useful way of hiding a camera but since I'm using dub names assume everyone's stupid enough not to notice. ]]
Solomon: Why, hi, Téa! Buying something? I've got a special fairy-based booster pack on a special price I think you might like! I put it together myself *winkwink*
Téa: Uh, I'm here for Yugi...
Solomon: Yugi! Always here for Yugi, ain't you... Sometimes I'm jealous of the young'un, having beautiful gals like you visiting on a whim! What does he have that I don't have? Huh, Téa??? *grabs her collar desperately* TE-E-E-E-E-ELL ME!!!
Téa: O_O *grabs her bag and runs upstairs* BYE GRAMPS!!! *mutters* Old friggin' geezer...
Solomon: *sniffles* Te-e-e-e-ell me...
Téa: *bursts open Yugi's room door* HI YU--gi...? *straightens her bag for the camera*
Yugi: *looks up from sniffing a certain white powder* T?!!! *puts powder away and stumbles towards Téa. Hi... what's up! Oh yeah, you said we'd go to the park today! Umm... should we take Joey and Tristan?
Téa: I was thinking this could be for the two of us, but okay!!!
Yugi: *kneels near his bed and whistles* Joey! Tristan! Come out, boys!
[[ Joey and Tristan scramble out of the beds, naked save for a single dog collar and leash. ]]
Joey: What is it, Yug'? I was having such a good time in there, too--TÉA?! *decents himself with a blankey* Uhh... hi, Téa! Didn't notice you there...
Tristan: What he means is he was too busy amusing himself with my certain anatomic parts he miraculously couldn't hear your abnormally loud, screechy, über-annoying voice.
Téa: *growls* *thinks* I'm getting all this on camera... and you're on it TWICE! So shut up or... blackmail...
Tristan: *already dressed (Jou's still trying to get on his boxers)* Uh, Téa, what are you glaring funny at me for...?
Téa: *nervous giggle* Oh, nothing! Ha ha ha... so shall we, Yugi?
Yugi: Okay! *links arms with Téa and they skip off*
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[[ Joey and Tristan are on a merry-go-round. Joey gets on the disc while Tristan spins it. The merry-go-round becomes a blur, Joey falls off, Tristan laughs. Repeat. ]]
Yugi: Téa...?
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I have something to tell you... something imporant?
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... I... I...
Téa: Yeah?
Yugi: I... NEED MORE COCAINE!!! *runs back to the Game Shop, gets lost, and gets his deck stolen by the Rare Hunters*
Téa: O...kay... I guess that's all for today... *looks at Joey and Tristan, who are by now, lather-rinse-repeating...* *turns off the camera*
[[ Fade-out. End. ]]
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Yugi: My... my deck!!!
Cathe: Who cares about your deck...!
Yugi: Well, all my fans, for one! And all the fans of my cards! Like the Dark Magician or Celtic Guardian...
Cathe: Soo--*gets run over by mentioned fans*
Joey: So. Who's next? *everybody looks at him* ...gulp.