*The Doctor opens his consulting room's door*
Doctor: Erm, the next one is... Sniper Wolf? Could you please come?
*a woman with blonde-greenish hair enters the room and takes seat*
Doctor (while sitting down): Good after-
*the Doctor sees that a big wolf has followed the woman*
Doctor (uncomfortable): Erm... that animal...
Wolf (very serious and calm): Yes?
Doctor: Animals are not allowed here if they're not the patients...
Wolf: Will you get him out?
*the Doctor looks at the wolf*
*the wolf grunts dangerously*
Doctor: I, ah... eh... well, I'll let him stay this time, but only because I think it can help the patient. *boasts* I could have told him to leave... I have a special talent with animals.
Wolf (slightly surprised): Is that so?
Doctor (proud again): Certainly. I cured Sonic his cronical dizziness, I am actually treating the Pikmin's Lemming complex, they always bring me all the Mushrooms from the Mario games to heal their craneal-
Wolf: Well, mushrooms aren't animals, are they?
Doctor: Oh, those ones ARE animals, you know, the Nintendo guys have been doing weird things in order to have everything get eyes and- but we're not here to talk about evil mushrooms. We're here to talk about YOU.
Wolf (looking at her feet): There is nothing to say about me.
Doctor (looking at a file over his desk): According to my notes, there IS something to say about you... more than one thing, in fact. We don't need these notes to see you experience too much solitude...
Wolf: I like being alone... I don't need others...
Doctor: I understand...
Wolf: I only want the company of my victims.
Doctor: I understand...
Wolf: The wolves are the only ones that understand me.
Doctor: I understand...
*Wolf looks to the Doctor, suspecting*
Wolf: I see pink elephants flying over the rainbow
Doctor: I understand...
*Wolf stares at the Doctor, who is drooling over his notes*
*Wolf follows the Doctor's look*
Wolf: DOCTOR!
Doctor (like waking up from a dream): Wha... what?
Wolf (angry): Doctor, were you looking at my cleavage??
Doctor: It's just that your shirt's so open- I mean it's so nice- I mean...no.
*the Doctor presses the secret button and a bell is heard somewhere, but the trick doesn't distract Wolf*
*Wolf closes her shirt*
Doctor: Oh no! I mean, er, oh yeah, your solitude *shakes head*. You like being alone because your family was killed before your personality development age. Probably you're afraid that, should you get closer to people, they might die too...
Wolf: Yes...
Doctor: *looks at the Evangelion tape he has in his drawer* We call that the Hedgehog's Dilemma... I think it doesn't refer to Sonic...
Wolf: Please...
Doctor: Oh yes, let's stick to the subject. I think we can control that fear, if you-
Wolf: Do it...
Doctor: What? But I haven't told you what I'm thinking about yet!
Wolf: *snore* Do it again...
*the Doctor observes Wolf carefully*
*she seems asleep, leant on the couch*
Doctor: (angry) Wolf... you haven't fallen asleep, have you?
Wolf: zzzzZZZZZzzzzzz*snore*zzzzZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZ Please... zzzZZZZzzzzZZZZ....
*the Doctor looks at all the Z's floating over Wolf's head while a manga-like bead drips from his forehead*
Doctor: I TOLD YOU to quit taking tranquilizers! I warned you that they created addiction!
*he gets a snore as an answer*
*the Doctor takes a newspaper and hits Sniper Wolf with it*
Wolf: BANG! *looks around, sleepy*
Doctor: Yeah, good morning too. Hmph. I think it's quite clear why you can't socialize. First, quit the drugs and stay awake more than 15 minutes a row, all right?
Wolf (standing up): I know I have problems with the tranquilizers, but that doesn't give you the right to talk me like that.
Doctor: Oh, yeah, now I can't talk to a drug-addict killer!
Wolf (in a low voice, pointing to the Doctor): Barney. Attack.
Doctor: Wha-
*the wolf jumps over the desk and starts biting the Doctor*
Doctor (while shouting painfully): *AH* I always tell parents not to let their childrens *AW* watch Barney! It's clear *STOP IT!* that you're not American!