SD: OH KATAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIIIII! Katakori: lemme guess... it's time for Meet The Muse SD: ^_^ Katakori: YO! G-BOYS! G-Boys: lets get it over with! Announcer: It's time for Meet The Muse! Today we have with us Ayamachi and Machigai! Machigai: [waving] Ayamachi: [eyeing Heero's Girl nervously] Audience: ::applauds extremely loud:: Announcer: And your hosts G-Boys and HG! SD: ^_^ Heero- are you with OZ? Both muses: Of course not!! Ayamachi: But you might want to check that guy in the fourth rowâE¦ Duo- what's your favorite food? Machigai: Anything that doesnâ't look like it might get up and ooze out the door, or smells like it's been in a trash can. Ayamachi: I like soup. Trowa- do you like the circus? Both: Yes!! Quatre- do you have any brothers or sisters? Ayamachi: Well, there's Machigai and then there's the thirty thousand odd other muses. I think at least a quarter of those are siblings. Wufei- are you a stupid muse like Katakori or a not stupid muse like Mattaki? Machigai: Ayamachi's the stupid one. Ayamachi: I think you've got that backwards. Machigai: If you were smart, you wouldn't annoy the authoress. Ayamachi: Boot licker. Machigai: Target. [muses get into a slap fight. Machigai wins because she's got a tail] Heero- do you like guns? Ayamachi: Only when they're not pointed at us. Duo- do you like cheese? Both: [excitedly] Why? Do you have some? [pout when Duo shakes his head 'no'] Trowa- What's your favorite part of the circus? Machigai: The acrobats! ^_^ Ayamachi: I like the animal acts the best. Quatre- do you like pink fluffy bunnies? Ayamachi: I wasn't aware that they came in that color. Machigai: I can pull a rabbit out of my. Ayamachi: MACHIGAI!!! Machigai: What??! Wufei- are you an onna! Machigai: I am, [points at Ayamachi] he's not. Heero- what's your favorite thing to do Machigai: Annoying 'machi-kun over here. Ayamachi: I prefer reading in the library. Machigai: He means looking at hentai on the Internet. Ayamachi: I DO NOT!!! Duo- Do you think i'm sexy? Ayamachi: I'm not the person you should be asking. Machigai: I don't think you're sexy. I KNOW you're sexy. Trowa- Do you like my clown costume? Machgai: Honestly? No. Quatre- Do you like to sip tea? Ayamachi: Yes, actually, we do. We have a regular tea time with our authoress at 6:00 every day. Machigai: With those yummy snackie cakes!! Wufei- Do I look better with my hair up or down? Machigai: Down, darling. Definitely, down. Heero- whose muses are you? Ayamchi: [ruefully] Kaori's. You know. the psychotic one who's written 51 fics so far. Kaori: [suddenly appears] Somebody mention my name? Ayamachi: Oh Lord. no.Quick!! Kill me now! Machigai: Hi Kaori-sama! Duo- Do you like my eyes? Kaori:[staring at him intently] I love your eyes and everything else about you. Ayamachi: Down girl! Don't you have calculus homework? Kaori: Oh yeah. [kisses Duo] Later.[disappears] Duo: Damn she's good! Ayamachi: I deny that. Trowa- Did you want to be on this show? Ayamachi: Yes. I wanted to get away from Kaori, but that's all shot to hell now.. Machigai: I didn't care either way. Kaori doesn't hit me as often. Quatre- Who's the cutest on the show? Ayamachi [shrugs] I really wouldn't know. Machigai: It's a five-way tie! You're all just soooo hot!! Ayamachi: Down girl!! Wufei- Will you marry me? Ayamachi: Sorry buddy, I don't swing that way. [jerks a thumb at the neko- muse] Ask her. Machigai: [stars in her eyes and shojou bubbles all around] I thought you'd never ask! [glomps Wufei] THE END!

Katakori: Yes! another round of torture is done! SD: huh? Katakori: the g-boys! the g-boys HG! poor poor muses got sucked into this. SD: Katakori... Katakori: i know I know... shut up. SD: ^_^ Ayamachi: MUSE ABUSE!! Machigai: No it's not! But this is. [thwacks him because Kaori's not there] G-Boys [-Wuffie]: i demand you send us home this instant! Wuffie: I dunno know about you but I'm getting hitched! Machigai: [hugs Wufei and wraps her tail around his leg]