A/N: I just couldn't leave you hanging for too long there
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the stuff that is in the Harry Potter books
"NOOOOOO!" Petunia crid out. She began to wail, "Where did I go wrong?! Where did I go wrong?! I fed you, I clothed you, I was always there for you! Do you know how long I was in labor with you?! Ok... so I never actually was in labor with you, but if I had been, you would be feeling really guilty right now! Now that I think about it... you should be feeling really guilty anyways." Petunia turned to Sirius, who was deathly pale, "Don't just stand there wasting air, you sexist pig! What were you doing to my sister?! This had better be a damned good excuse!"
"Well you see, Lily was eating a Sugar Quill," Sirius pulled out one of the wrappers, "and she started to choke on it. Well, being the natural hero that I am, I did the hiemelich meneuver on her. I quickly discovered that I would have to give her mouth to mouth rececitation. That is exactly what we were doing as you came in." Sirius said all this very quickly, but amazingly innocently.
"Is this true, Lily?"
"More or less" was Lily's quick reply.