*Remember that spoiler warning? Well this is the chapter it applies to.
Rufus was asleep when a fire exploded in his room, a booming voice woke him. " BEHOLD METATRON."
"Knock it off," the apostle said rubbing his eyes. As he sat up in his impossibly soft, and unbelievably large bed. "What do you want, Voice?"
"Isn't anyone impressed by the fiery entrance anymore?" asked the angel as he inspected his suit for fire damage.
"What do you want?" Rufus repeated, "I thought angels were supposed to stay away from humans in Heaven."
"Usually we are, but this is an emergency, We have a problem." said Metatron facing the apostle who had gotten out of bed.
"What else is new?" R asked as his clothes instantly changed from his pajamas with cows on them to a baggy sweat suit.
"This isn't some little apocalyptic thing. This is big. The first evil is on Earth."
"So it's been there before." He shrugged, "It's against the rules of the universe for it to harm anyone directly. Why are you so worried?"
"If that was all that was all that was happening we wouldn't be, but it's found a way to conjure demons out of the hellmouth, there are dozens of the biggest, baddest, nasties the world as ever seen running around the country right now. Including Azrael, Bartelby and Loki. "
"But Loki wasn't even in Hell, She sent him to purgatory, right?"
"That's just one of the questions that need answering. We need your help."
"Can't God take care of it?"
"You forget apostle Her powers are limited on the Hellmouth, why do you think her two best champions live so close by? Besides she's got her hands full working with the scions to root out and ancient cult that's been killing Slayers-in-Training, One was killed just the other night in Istanbul."
Rufus gave a defeated sigh. "I thought that death was supposed to be about eternal rest." He mumbled to himself. "Okay Voice what do you want me to do."
Metatron's took on and important tone as he charged Rufus with the task. "You must guide Her two champions to the demons that have escaped out of the hellmouth and assist with their slaying." He handed the apostle a blank sheet of parchment. "Here, this will show you their location."
"A piece of paper?"
"No you idiot. It's a map."
"Coulda fooled me." He muttered
"A map will appear and lead you and the champions to the demon that is putting the most civilians in danger. I'll get a being to take you down to Earth. Unless you would rather skydive?"
*Okay now I wrote the next chapter last night, and after reading over it I realized that I'll probably have to jack the rating up to 'R.' (just for the massive amounts of the 'f' word in it.) So I'll probably work the kinks out and post it sometime tonight but you'll have to look for the story under 'R' ratings.
Rufus was asleep when a fire exploded in his room, a booming voice woke him. " BEHOLD METATRON."
"Knock it off," the apostle said rubbing his eyes. As he sat up in his impossibly soft, and unbelievably large bed. "What do you want, Voice?"
"Isn't anyone impressed by the fiery entrance anymore?" asked the angel as he inspected his suit for fire damage.
"What do you want?" Rufus repeated, "I thought angels were supposed to stay away from humans in Heaven."
"Usually we are, but this is an emergency, We have a problem." said Metatron facing the apostle who had gotten out of bed.
"What else is new?" R asked as his clothes instantly changed from his pajamas with cows on them to a baggy sweat suit.
"This isn't some little apocalyptic thing. This is big. The first evil is on Earth."
"So it's been there before." He shrugged, "It's against the rules of the universe for it to harm anyone directly. Why are you so worried?"
"If that was all that was all that was happening we wouldn't be, but it's found a way to conjure demons out of the hellmouth, there are dozens of the biggest, baddest, nasties the world as ever seen running around the country right now. Including Azrael, Bartelby and Loki. "
"But Loki wasn't even in Hell, She sent him to purgatory, right?"
"That's just one of the questions that need answering. We need your help."
"Can't God take care of it?"
"You forget apostle Her powers are limited on the Hellmouth, why do you think her two best champions live so close by? Besides she's got her hands full working with the scions to root out and ancient cult that's been killing Slayers-in-Training, One was killed just the other night in Istanbul."
Rufus gave a defeated sigh. "I thought that death was supposed to be about eternal rest." He mumbled to himself. "Okay Voice what do you want me to do."
Metatron's took on and important tone as he charged Rufus with the task. "You must guide Her two champions to the demons that have escaped out of the hellmouth and assist with their slaying." He handed the apostle a blank sheet of parchment. "Here, this will show you their location."
"A piece of paper?"
"No you idiot. It's a map."
"Coulda fooled me." He muttered
"A map will appear and lead you and the champions to the demon that is putting the most civilians in danger. I'll get a being to take you down to Earth. Unless you would rather skydive?"
*Okay now I wrote the next chapter last night, and after reading over it I realized that I'll probably have to jack the rating up to 'R.' (just for the massive amounts of the 'f' word in it.) So I'll probably work the kinks out and post it sometime tonight but you'll have to look for the story under 'R' ratings.