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Chapter 1
SailorJamie
Mistress Tomoyo
SSCherry Blossom II
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Chapter 2
SailorJamie
Fizzalicious Cherri
SSCherry Blossom II
Sakura Potato
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Chapter 3
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
SailorJamie
Chapter 4
SailorJamie
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Card Captor Lillith
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Chapter 5 (A/N)
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REVIEWS ARE IN. THIS CHAPTER WILL BE STRICTLY CCS SINCE CCS IS WINNING SO FAR. KEEP REVIEWING AND VOTING. DONT FORGET TO VOTE WHETHER I SHOULD MAKE THE CHAPTERS LONGER.
Who Do You Think You Are?
Chapter 5 (6 technically)
Sakura's Dream ~~~~~~~~~~ In Sakura's POV
I saw someone with brown eyes again.
Why is that person haunting me?
He was holding up a sword. Suddenly, he threw a piece of paper with, was it Japanese? No it was Chinese. That much I know. The piece of paper had Chinese writing on it.
He yelled something in Chinese and fire came out of his sword and attacked me. I screamed.
I am going to get hit and die I thought. This guy can't be the guy that Kero is getting food from, or can it?
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Just as it was about to hit me, I cried out "Sy..."
~~~~~End Sakura's Dream and Sakura's POV~~~~~
"...kura," Kero yelled with a bucket of ice cold water straight from the fridge. He was getting ready to throw it at her. Suddenly, Sakura woke up and Kero instantly used his reactions from countless hours of gameplaying to hide the bucket behind his back.
Unfortunately, Kero had very good reactions but he forgot to think. The bucketload of water, which was three times as large as Kero in his toy form, could be seen clearly. He suddenly noticed this. He took one paw from the bucket's handle and placed it around his eyes.
"Good," he thought. "Now since I can't see it, Sakura can't either. Whew!!!!! That was close."
(A/N: It's closer than you think Kero.)
Meanwhile, Sakura was standing over Kero. Sakura raised her fist and...
~~~~~~~~~Slo-mo~~~~~~~~~~
Sakura's fist inched towards Kero's beloved and precious and treasured and fun and entertaining life. Actually, it wasn't Kero. It was his life, his gameboy. Sakura's fist was about one angstrom (A/N: very small unit. About the size of a proton.) when....
~~~~~~~~~Exit Slo-mo~~~~~~~
"Sakura!" someone yelled.
"Huh?" Sakura asked. Who was that?
When there was no answer, Sakura, who was fist was still 1 angstrom from Kero's life, resumed to punch the gameboy again. When her fist was 0.5 angstrom from the sun guardian's life, a booming voice said,
When her fist was 0.5 angstrom from the sun guardian's life, a booming voice said, "I am your consience."
When Sakura turned away from Kero's life, the sun guardian uncovered his paw and went to retrieve his gameboy. "I knew that tape recording would come in useful someday."
Sakura saw Kero holding his life in his hands.
"NO!!!!" she cried.
Sakura advanced on Kero. Just then, Kero noticed the time. "Sakura!" he yelled. You are going to be late!
"Huh?" Sakura asked. She glanced at the clock. It said 7:59. School was at 8:00.
"Oh no!" she cried. "I'm going to be late!"
Kero watched on and said in an annoying commenters voice. "And Sakura is aiming to break a new universe record of getting to school in 1 minute. The current champion is Sakura at 1 minute 1 second.
Sakura was out of the house in 3 seconds literally. She ran the quarter mile to her school in 50 seconds. Then, she unstrapped her rollerblades and enters the office to check in just as the bell rings. A miracle! Sakura has broken the previous universe record set by herself and got school in one minute flat.
Sakura was in for another surprise. She stared at her schedule when she got it. "You have the wrong person," Sakura said. "The schedule you gave me belongs to a person that is capable of getting a 1600 on the SAT I and full scores on every other test available."
Sakura's schedule:
BLOCK 1 - Advanced History
BLOCK 2 - Advanced Science
BLOCK 3 - Advanced Biology
BLOCK 4 - Super Advanced and Incredibly Difficult Math
BLOCK 5 - Beginning Gymnastics.
The secretary looked at the sheet. "No, I've got the right person," she says. "Do you want to see the form you filled out?"
"OK," said Sakura.
The secretary handed Sakura her form. (Did I say that Sakura was back in Tomoeda and is now registering in Tomoeda High? Well, she is.)
Sakura looked at her form in disbelief. She had filled out all her classes in the Advanced section and because she had run out of room, had written Gymnastics in the Beginner section.
"Mr. Li," the secretary said to someone else in the office at the time. "Please escort Ms. Kinomoto to her first class please."
Syaoran Li looked up from what he was doing. "Sure," he said. Then, he caught sight of the girl he was to escort. "Shi$," he exclaimed.
"Li," the secretary warned. "Bad words are a disgrace to God."
Syaoran rolled his eyes and left with Sakura.
After they left, the best arguer (not debater) walked in. His name was Ryougo. "Hi! I couldn't help but eavesdrop on you guys. If you use the basic logic that any toddler should have, you can deduce with some critical thinking that God is exactly equal to zero. You see, you can prove that God exists by saying that something either exists or does not exist. Then, since you cannot prove that God does not exist, then God must exist. However, the theory can be reversed in the other direction also. Therefore, they are opposites. If you add them together, you get zero."
"So you are saying that God is nothing?" asked a super-pissed religious secretary.
"No of course not," said Ryougo nervously. "I was just saying that God is equal to zero which represents nothing, not equal to nothing. Zero exists so God does also.
"How dare you insult my God!" yelled the secretary as she advanced slowly...
End of Chapter
Find out what happens to Sakura and Syaoran in the next chapter. Sorry, there isn't any S+S so far. R&R!
Reviewers
Chapter 1
SailorJamie
Mistress Tomoyo
SSCherry Blossom II
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Chapter 2
SailorJamie
Fizzalicious Cherri
SSCherry Blossom II
Sakura Potato
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Chapter 3
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
SailorJamie
Chapter 4
SailorJamie
Li Syaoran Is So Kawaii
Card Captor Lillith
inuyashaz grl
Sakura Potato
Chapter 5 (A/N)
SailorJamie
REVIEWS ARE IN. THIS CHAPTER WILL BE STRICTLY CCS SINCE CCS IS WINNING SO FAR. KEEP REVIEWING AND VOTING. DONT FORGET TO VOTE WHETHER I SHOULD MAKE THE CHAPTERS LONGER.
Who Do You Think You Are?
Chapter 5 (6 technically)
Sakura's Dream ~~~~~~~~~~ In Sakura's POV
I saw someone with brown eyes again.
Why is that person haunting me?
He was holding up a sword. Suddenly, he threw a piece of paper with, was it Japanese? No it was Chinese. That much I know. The piece of paper had Chinese writing on it.
He yelled something in Chinese and fire came out of his sword and attacked me. I screamed.
I am going to get hit and die I thought. This guy can't be the guy that Kero is getting food from, or can it?
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Just as it was about to hit me, I cried out "Sy..."
~~~~~End Sakura's Dream and Sakura's POV~~~~~
"...kura," Kero yelled with a bucket of ice cold water straight from the fridge. He was getting ready to throw it at her. Suddenly, Sakura woke up and Kero instantly used his reactions from countless hours of gameplaying to hide the bucket behind his back.
Unfortunately, Kero had very good reactions but he forgot to think. The bucketload of water, which was three times as large as Kero in his toy form, could be seen clearly. He suddenly noticed this. He took one paw from the bucket's handle and placed it around his eyes.
"Good," he thought. "Now since I can't see it, Sakura can't either. Whew!!!!! That was close."
(A/N: It's closer than you think Kero.)
Meanwhile, Sakura was standing over Kero. Sakura raised her fist and...
~~~~~~~~~Slo-mo~~~~~~~~~~
Sakura's fist inched towards Kero's beloved and precious and treasured and fun and entertaining life. Actually, it wasn't Kero. It was his life, his gameboy. Sakura's fist was about one angstrom (A/N: very small unit. About the size of a proton.) when....
~~~~~~~~~Exit Slo-mo~~~~~~~
"Sakura!" someone yelled.
"Huh?" Sakura asked. Who was that?
When there was no answer, Sakura, who was fist was still 1 angstrom from Kero's life, resumed to punch the gameboy again. When her fist was 0.5 angstrom from the sun guardian's life, a booming voice said,
When her fist was 0.5 angstrom from the sun guardian's life, a booming voice said, "I am your consience."
When Sakura turned away from Kero's life, the sun guardian uncovered his paw and went to retrieve his gameboy. "I knew that tape recording would come in useful someday."
Sakura saw Kero holding his life in his hands.
"NO!!!!" she cried.
Sakura advanced on Kero. Just then, Kero noticed the time. "Sakura!" he yelled. You are going to be late!
"Huh?" Sakura asked. She glanced at the clock. It said 7:59. School was at 8:00.
"Oh no!" she cried. "I'm going to be late!"
Kero watched on and said in an annoying commenters voice. "And Sakura is aiming to break a new universe record of getting to school in 1 minute. The current champion is Sakura at 1 minute 1 second.
Sakura was out of the house in 3 seconds literally. She ran the quarter mile to her school in 50 seconds. Then, she unstrapped her rollerblades and enters the office to check in just as the bell rings. A miracle! Sakura has broken the previous universe record set by herself and got school in one minute flat.
Sakura was in for another surprise. She stared at her schedule when she got it. "You have the wrong person," Sakura said. "The schedule you gave me belongs to a person that is capable of getting a 1600 on the SAT I and full scores on every other test available."
Sakura's schedule:
BLOCK 1 - Advanced History
BLOCK 2 - Advanced Science
BLOCK 3 - Advanced Biology
BLOCK 4 - Super Advanced and Incredibly Difficult Math
BLOCK 5 - Beginning Gymnastics.
The secretary looked at the sheet. "No, I've got the right person," she says. "Do you want to see the form you filled out?"
"OK," said Sakura.
The secretary handed Sakura her form. (Did I say that Sakura was back in Tomoeda and is now registering in Tomoeda High? Well, she is.)
Sakura looked at her form in disbelief. She had filled out all her classes in the Advanced section and because she had run out of room, had written Gymnastics in the Beginner section.
"Mr. Li," the secretary said to someone else in the office at the time. "Please escort Ms. Kinomoto to her first class please."
Syaoran Li looked up from what he was doing. "Sure," he said. Then, he caught sight of the girl he was to escort. "Shi$," he exclaimed.
"Li," the secretary warned. "Bad words are a disgrace to God."
Syaoran rolled his eyes and left with Sakura.
After they left, the best arguer (not debater) walked in. His name was Ryougo. "Hi! I couldn't help but eavesdrop on you guys. If you use the basic logic that any toddler should have, you can deduce with some critical thinking that God is exactly equal to zero. You see, you can prove that God exists by saying that something either exists or does not exist. Then, since you cannot prove that God does not exist, then God must exist. However, the theory can be reversed in the other direction also. Therefore, they are opposites. If you add them together, you get zero."
"So you are saying that God is nothing?" asked a super-pissed religious secretary.
"No of course not," said Ryougo nervously. "I was just saying that God is equal to zero which represents nothing, not equal to nothing. Zero exists so God does also.
"How dare you insult my God!" yelled the secretary as she advanced slowly...
End of Chapter
Find out what happens to Sakura and Syaoran in the next chapter. Sorry, there isn't any S+S so far. R&R!