The Let's Torture Kraden Show!
Episode 1.
Disclaimer: I don't own golden sun, but I own the let's torture kraden show!
*Cheesy game show music plays, then Saturos and Menardi step onstage *
Saturos: Hola, mi audiencia!
Menardi: Saturos what's with the Spanish?
Saturos: No entiendo! ¿Puede repitir por favor? *flashes a bright smile *
Menardi: STOP SPEAKING SPANISH!
Alex: That's why they invented subtitles you know.
Menardi: I knew that.
Saturos: Buenos tardes. ¿ Que pasa?
Menardi: We're gonna torture Kraden!
Saturos: Si! Tengo un plan positivo, dinamico y totalmente genial!
Menardi: What is it?
Saturos; Nos tortura kraden con planchares caliente!
Menardi: What?
Alex: you torture him with hot irons.
Menardi:Ohhh! But that's so overused!
Saturos: Non! C'est tres bien!
Menardi: Tu parles francais aussi?
Saturos: Oui oui!
Alex: The show?!
Menardi: and Saturos: Oui?
Alex: get on with it!
M& S; oui oui!
Menardi: We're gonna torture Kraden by… playing a tape of Saturos singing!
Kraden: Nooo! The horror! I've heard dead fish sing better than him!
Saturos: Menardi, c'est ne pas amusante.
Menardi: Bring out the tape!!Out first tape is Saturos singing the barney song!
Alex: OMG! Saturos, you still watch Barney?!
Saturos: It's not true!*hides a barney doll *Don't worry barney, Saturos still loves you!
Menardi: Let the torture begin! * pushes a button and the room is filled with Satuors singing the barney song *
Alex:Menardi, he's passed out.
*they all look at Kraden who's extremely pale *
Saturos: C'est mal!Nos juegos muchos!
Menardi: kicks Kraden 'til he gets up There! He's up!
Saturos: Estupendo! Proximo nostromos jugar Menardi cantar 'oops I did it again!'
Menardi: Well what do you know times up!
Saturos: WHAT!
Menardi: Yes unfortunately! Bye!
Alex: You know he'll play it next time.
Menardi: Oh no he won't!
Welll that's it!Next time I'll have the battle!Just a few technicalities about attacks!See ya and remember: PLS REVIEW!!!