Title: The Big House 4
Author: The Dove
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Review: TheBaconMaster@TeenageDirtbag.com
Distribution: Let me know where this piece of shite is to be posted. If only so that I may laugh myself silly.
Summary: The sequel to 'The Big House'. Hermione decides that Harry needs extra tutoring in potions. so she arranges nightly lessons with the Master himself.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling thought up these characters, and though I suppose she did not intend them to be used in this way, I shall not be held entirely responsible. Nor am I making money off of this.
Authors: This takes place the day after the four were arrested. Yes, I do know that Severus is acting a *lot* OOC. Oh well. That can't really be helped.
I also know that this is not nearly as funny as the first, but oh well.
Harry let his head fall onto his desk with a minor thump as his face met the wood. "Ow." He muttered, sitting up abruptly and massaging the area.
Had he really said what he thought he'd said to Snape last night? To one of his professors?
Beside him, Hermione Granger cleared her throat and when he glanced up at her, arched her eyebrows in annoyance.
She held a piece of parchment up in front of her and read aloud the words scribbled hastily on it.
"The famous wizard known for inventing the draught of the living. coffee?" She pursed her lips together and looked pointedly at him.
Harry shrugged and she shook her head before continuing.
"'I really need some coffee. Do they even have coffee here in' Harry, you didn't even finish your sentence! The NEWT's are in three months, really, how do you expect to pass Potions when you can't even remember the subject we were discussing?"
He flinched slightly at the mention of Potions. "I think you should get private tutoring."
"With who? Neville or Malfoy?" He snorted disdainfully at the thought of extra Potions lessons with either of the other two boys.
Hermione shook her head, making her bushy hair fly out around her face. "No. You should get private lessons with Professor Snape."
"Sure, sure. Whatever." He replied without thinking or even listening to what she was suggesting.
"Great! You can start tonight!" For some reason Hermione seemed very excited.
Harry nodded absently before her words hit him full force. "Wait- WHAT?"
Author: The Dove
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
Review: TheBaconMaster@TeenageDirtbag.com
Distribution: Let me know where this piece of shite is to be posted. If only so that I may laugh myself silly.
Summary: The sequel to 'The Big House'. Hermione decides that Harry needs extra tutoring in potions. so she arranges nightly lessons with the Master himself.
Disclaimer: JK Rowling thought up these characters, and though I suppose she did not intend them to be used in this way, I shall not be held entirely responsible. Nor am I making money off of this.
Authors: This takes place the day after the four were arrested. Yes, I do know that Severus is acting a *lot* OOC. Oh well. That can't really be helped.
I also know that this is not nearly as funny as the first, but oh well.
Harry let his head fall onto his desk with a minor thump as his face met the wood. "Ow." He muttered, sitting up abruptly and massaging the area.
Had he really said what he thought he'd said to Snape last night? To one of his professors?
Beside him, Hermione Granger cleared her throat and when he glanced up at her, arched her eyebrows in annoyance.
She held a piece of parchment up in front of her and read aloud the words scribbled hastily on it.
"The famous wizard known for inventing the draught of the living. coffee?" She pursed her lips together and looked pointedly at him.
Harry shrugged and she shook her head before continuing.
"'I really need some coffee. Do they even have coffee here in' Harry, you didn't even finish your sentence! The NEWT's are in three months, really, how do you expect to pass Potions when you can't even remember the subject we were discussing?"
He flinched slightly at the mention of Potions. "I think you should get private tutoring."
"With who? Neville or Malfoy?" He snorted disdainfully at the thought of extra Potions lessons with either of the other two boys.
Hermione shook her head, making her bushy hair fly out around her face. "No. You should get private lessons with Professor Snape."
"Sure, sure. Whatever." He replied without thinking or even listening to what she was suggesting.
"Great! You can start tonight!" For some reason Hermione seemed very excited.
Harry nodded absently before her words hit him full force. "Wait- WHAT?"