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So many nice people reviewed! Thanks a bunch! Well, after this chapter I'm doing another torture session, so please tell me who you'd like! I already got Alex from Violet408 so… Anyway here we go!!
Chapter 5: Run for your life! Ok maybe not…
Saturos: Menardi, did you get a map from that guy?
Menardi: No.. Didn't you?
Saturos: I wouldn't have asked if I had!
Menardi: Yes you would! Anyway Jenna, how far are we from Bakura?
Jenna: Approximately five point five meters away.
Alex: Jenna, where do you get all this info from?
Jenna: It's called technology! You all should look it up!
All: …
Felix: Look there they are!
Kraden: Look there's a huge boulder about to crush us all!
Saturos: Run for your lives!
Menardi: Duck!
Alex: Duck? How are we supposed to duck a boulder?
Menardi: Figure it out scientist boy!
Jenna: Why aren't we dead yet?
Alex: It could be because there was no boulder!
All: Breathe!
Alex: Sorry.
Menardi: Kraden, I was going to let you off, but since I am irritable, you're going down!
* Beats him up *
Felix: this is probably a bad time, but there really IS a boulder coming.
Saturos: You would know wouldn't you? You're probably a boulder expert aren't ya?
Felix: ZIP IT FREAK!!
Alex: There there Felix, we all know Saturos is a freak, but he doesn't need you to point it out.
Felix: I know. But I wanted to.
Saturos: You're all so cruel!!!
Jenna: Guys, we have to move on. We're losing them.
Menardi: Let's go or no chocolate!
All: How can you be so cruel!
Menardi: You flatter me.
All: HEERE WE GO!
.. .
Ivan: Isaac can you see them?
Isaac: What do I look like?
Garet: A very ugly person!
Isaac: Who asked you?
Garet: You.
Mia: Honestly! Ivan, sing a song!
Isaac: Don't be cruel!
Garet: I won't hide your nail polish anymore!
Mia: They were missing?
Garet: Uhhh, no?
Ivan: I'm gonna sing…Bohemian rhapsody!
All: SWEET!
Isaac: Let me start!
Isaac: Is
this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Garet: Mama, just
killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Ivan: I think I'm gon' cry!
*all walk away with the sound of bohemian rhapsody floating down the hall. *
. . .
Saturos: Do you hear that?
Menardi: If you're talking about the sound of a dead moose singing, yes. Isaac and Garet singing… no.
Saturos; I thought so!
Alex: What happened to the boulder?
Menardi: Oh, we left someone to talk to it.
Alex: Talking to a boulder… what's next?
* we see Kraden talking to boulder*
Kraden: And they had the nerve to-
Boulder: Noo! *Commits suicide *
Kraden: Don't go! I'm not done yet!
*Back to Menardi *
Alex: Poor thing.
Menardi: Yup!
That's all for now! Next time still first floor but we'll have a few guest characters! And here's everyone's favorite guest arrow!
Magic arrow: I'm so honored!
Me: Yes I know!
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