Disclaimer: I don't own Golden Sun! (X2) You get the picture!
Chapter 7: Sing your heart out or else!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: Since I cannot find the words for Respect, you will have to parody it as fast as you possibly can.
Alex: I'm not good at writing!!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: So?? You're going up against Ivan.
Alex: Can I get Jenna to write the lyrics for me?
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: Maybe, but it'll be 50 bucks extra.
Alex: Ooookayy…. I think I'll do it myself.
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: No skin off my back!
Alex: So when can we begin?
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: Right about… now.
* Alex is suddenly on a stage facing Ivan who looks right at home *
Menardi: Yo Alex! Sing your heart out!
Saturos: Or else!!
Felix: No gameboy for a week!
Alex: Boy I feel SO at ease up here!
Jenna: That's the idea!
Alex: …
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: Let's begin!
Ivan: I'll go first!
Alex: Sure..
Ivan: R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
Don't know what that means you see,
R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
I think Mia's in love with me!
It's ok, 'cause I'm crazy!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
Ok! Ok!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: WHOA BOY! You can stop now!
*Ivan is still singing *
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: STOP!
* Ivan is still singing *
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: STOP OR I'LL MAKE GARET BEAT YOU UP!
Ivan: O_O
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: Thank you. Alex, if you please?
Alex: R-E-S-P-E-C-T,
Jenna will you marry me?
Felix: HELL NO!!
Jenna: YES! I can't believe it took you so long!
Felix: ALEX YOU ARE SO DEAD!
Alex: I'm gonna run away for now,
'Cause I wanna live!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: That was SO sweet! Alex wins!
Alex: Oh yeah! Who's the man?!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: So now you get to choose your anime companion!
Alex: Ok…. Let's see now… umm.. Vegeta!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: You sure about him?
Alex: Yup!
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: K!
* Vegeta shows up *
Vegeta: What is this?
Menardi: Helloo nurse!!
Vegeta: Who are you?
Alex: Where is our jinni?
Mysterious guy who is very mysterious: He's got it.
Alex: Vegeta, can we get our djinn?
Vegeta: NO!
All: This is going to be weird…
That's the chapter! I hope Ivan will forgive me! I've been verry mean to him! Ah well! Next time Veggie-chan's gonna cause some trouble! And Saturos' getting' angry! Oh yeah! Please REVIEW!
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