Library shenanigans
James, Remus and Sirius are sat at a table in the library. They're sharing the table with Severus because all of the other tables are full. James is holding out a bag of bertie botts beans to Sirius.
James: Just pick one!
Sirius: But....but...
Severus: You've spent five minutes looking at those damn beans, just pick one...
Sirius: Hey! No one asked you...
Remus: Sirius, he's right.
Sirius: I just don't want a snot flavoured one!
James: They don't even do a snot one.
Remus: It's bogey, not snot.
Sirius: Whats the difference !?
James: There's a HUGE difference !
Remus: Massive !
Sirius: How are they different?!
James: Well, snot is.....
Severus looks up from his book.
Severus: Just stop, and think about this! You are having a debate....about....snot ....
They all look at Severus.
Sirius: And?
Severus: *sigh*
Sirius: I shall have....this one !
Sirius eats the bean.
Sirius: It's earwax !!
Severus screws up his nose.
Severus: Thats vile !
Sirius: Better than snot !!
James and Remus: Bogey !
Severus: How is it better? How can one be better than the other???
Sirius: Earwax has more of a twang to it.
Severus: So what does snot taste like?
James and Remus: BOGEY !!!!
Sirius: Bogey has more of a salty taste.
Severus: But.. *pauses* God, i am not having this conversation...
Remus: So where's your friend?
Severus:......what friend......
James: Oh, what's his name?
Sirius: Larry?
Remus: No. Lewis?
James: That's not it, is it....
Severus: Lucius ! His name is Lucius !
Lucius pops up from somewhere.
Lucius: You called Sevvie?
Severus: Not now Lucius !
Lucius disappears.
James, Remus and Sirius look at each other.
All three: Sevvie?!! HA HA HA !
Librarian: Ssshhhhh !!
James: Sorry.
Remus: Is that your new boyfriend? Sevvie?
Severus: Who told...i mean.......No !
Sirius: *points* Aw, look, he's going red !
Severus: I am not ! *holds up his book to hide his face*.
Remus: I think it's rather sweet.
James: Oh Sevvie, i love you!
Sirius: And i love you too, my little luci-poos.
They break into silent laughter.
Severus: *lowers his book* Will you grow up !!
Sirius: NEVER!
James: So tell us... is he a good kisser?
Severus closes his book and stands up.
Severus: Yes....but not as good as Remus.
Severus smirks as he leaves the marauders.
James and Sirius look at Remus with disbelief.
Remus: *laughs nervously* That Severus hey, what a joker. He cracks me up.
Sirius: Thats not all he does by the sounds of it.
THE END
Authors note: I am sorry....I am so very sorry...
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James, Remus and Sirius are sat at a table in the library. They're sharing the table with Severus because all of the other tables are full. James is holding out a bag of bertie botts beans to Sirius.
James: Just pick one!
Sirius: But....but...
Severus: You've spent five minutes looking at those damn beans, just pick one...
Sirius: Hey! No one asked you...
Remus: Sirius, he's right.
Sirius: I just don't want a snot flavoured one!
James: They don't even do a snot one.
Remus: It's bogey, not snot.
Sirius: Whats the difference !?
James: There's a HUGE difference !
Remus: Massive !
Sirius: How are they different?!
James: Well, snot is.....
Severus looks up from his book.
Severus: Just stop, and think about this! You are having a debate....about....snot ....
They all look at Severus.
Sirius: And?
Severus: *sigh*
Sirius: I shall have....this one !
Sirius eats the bean.
Sirius: It's earwax !!
Severus screws up his nose.
Severus: Thats vile !
Sirius: Better than snot !!
James and Remus: Bogey !
Severus: How is it better? How can one be better than the other???
Sirius: Earwax has more of a twang to it.
Severus: So what does snot taste like?
James and Remus: BOGEY !!!!
Sirius: Bogey has more of a salty taste.
Severus: But.. *pauses* God, i am not having this conversation...
Remus: So where's your friend?
Severus:......what friend......
James: Oh, what's his name?
Sirius: Larry?
Remus: No. Lewis?
James: That's not it, is it....
Severus: Lucius ! His name is Lucius !
Lucius pops up from somewhere.
Lucius: You called Sevvie?
Severus: Not now Lucius !
Lucius disappears.
James, Remus and Sirius look at each other.
All three: Sevvie?!! HA HA HA !
Librarian: Ssshhhhh !!
James: Sorry.
Remus: Is that your new boyfriend? Sevvie?
Severus: Who told...i mean.......No !
Sirius: *points* Aw, look, he's going red !
Severus: I am not ! *holds up his book to hide his face*.
Remus: I think it's rather sweet.
James: Oh Sevvie, i love you!
Sirius: And i love you too, my little luci-poos.
They break into silent laughter.
Severus: *lowers his book* Will you grow up !!
Sirius: NEVER!
James: So tell us... is he a good kisser?
Severus closes his book and stands up.
Severus: Yes....but not as good as Remus.
Severus smirks as he leaves the marauders.
James and Sirius look at Remus with disbelief.
Remus: *laughs nervously* That Severus hey, what a joker. He cracks me up.
Sirius: Thats not all he does by the sounds of it.
THE END
Authors note: I am sorry....I am so very sorry...
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