The Weakest Link a SD special 2
Announcer: Good evening. Welcome to The Weakest Link, a Slam Dunk special. The contestants will compete for a million yen, which will be donated to charity. In our first series, Rukawa Kaede was our lucky winner, and, being the beneficiary that he is, has generously donated a third of the amount to charity; the rest going to paying for the damage to our system in which he himself inflicted ^-^ Our contestants today are,
Hanagata Toru Hasegawa Kazushi
Jin Soichiro Miyagi Ryota
Akagi Takenori Fukuda Kicho Uozumi Jun and, for lack of volunteers,
Sakuragi Hanamichi. *sigh*
Koshino: I didn't say I didn't want to play. *sulk*
Announcer: You didn't say you wanted to either.
Koshino: But that doesn't mean I don't.
Announcer: Weeellll, silence, I suppose, means consent. So you will replace Sakuragi Hanamichi. (thinking) phew.... ^-^;;
Sakuragi(defiantly): NO! The tensai wants to play so the tensai will play? (makes a face) XP
Akagi: Urusai baka! Let Koshino play! You've had your turn!
Sakuragi: But Gori! It isn't fair!
Akagi: Who's a gorilla?!!!!!! *death glare*
Sakuragi(not getting it): You are! It isn't fair! ;_;
Akagi(ready to kill him): Nani?!!!! (sucks in a deep breath and counts to ten) You fool.... Wait till I get my hands on you..
Uozumi: No use wasting your breath on him Akagi. He'll never learn.
Jin: Sakuragi-kun, I think it's only fair that Koshino-kun plays. After all, you already played the last time. ^-^
Miyagi: And you embarrassed Shohoku so please don't play again.
Nods all around.
Hanagata: Actually... (turns to Hasegawa) he embarrassed everyone from Slam Dunk, ne?
Hasegawa smiled wryly.
Jin: He can't help being like that I suppose. But Sakuragi-kun, it is only fair.
Announcer: You're wasting time. Weren't you paying attention the last time? The other host said that time is money, money is time- -
Akagi: We know, we know. Try telling it to the baka who doesn't seem to understand.
Sakuragi(pleading): Onna, please let me play.... please? Onegai? *sniff* O.O (wide-eyed chibi form)
Announcer softens.
Announcer: (thinking) kawaii ne~ (audibly for all to hear) All right, to save time and argument, Sakuragi Hanamichi will play in this round also. ^- ^
Sakuragi(happily) Thank you so much! ^-^
Announcer throws him a crooked smile.
Kiyota, who's there to supposedly support Jin, his teammate, but actually, in truth, to annoy the saru declares the injustice of it all.
Kiyota: Not fair! Not fair! Then you must let me play too!
Sendoh: And me! I got kicked out in the first round the last time so I should play again! ^-^//
Akagi, Uozumi, Koshino, Ikegami, Miyagi, Hanagata, Hasegawa, Mitsui(from the audience and next to him): What kind of reason is that? O.O
Announcer: I'm afraid that's not possible. For starters, there are supposed to be only eight players.
Sendoh(slyly): Surely you can do something about that? You do make up the rules after all..
Announcer: ....
Mitsui(sarcastically and rolling his eyes): Oh smart. Rubbing her the right way aren't we now? 8-8
Announcer: ...
Sendoh: How about it then? Time is money, money is time...
Announcer: And frankly, I couldn't care less. I'm being paid to waste time hosting this show. So more time wasted means more money for me.
Sendoh: Aa... ^-^;;
Mitsui: By the way, what happened to the other host? O.o
Announcer: She died and went to.. well, who am I to say? She just.. arghhh, let's just get on with this. Fine, Kiyota and Sendoh may play. But we need another player to make it all even.
Sendoh(dragging Mitsui along): Mitsui-san will play!
Mitsui(trying to remove Sendoh's arm): I didn't volunteer you baka! And I certainly don't want to play again! X/
Miyagi(snickering): What's wrong? Afraid to lose? O.o
Mitsui: Nani?!!!! HAH! I'll show you who's afraid! (stalks up to the set, this time, he's doing the dragging)
Announcer(sarcastically): So, we'll have twelve players in this round. Anyone else care to join?
Fujima raised his hand.
Fujima: I would like to, if you don't mind. ^-^
Everyone(yelling): YES WE DO MIND!!!! X/
Fujima: Mou....
Maki: Fujima?
Fujima: Yes Maki?
Maki: You're weird. You do realize that don't you? O.o
Fujima: ^-^
Announcer: All right, if there's nothing else, we will begin.
*cue for commercial break- too much time wasted*
Announcer(nerve twitching): I am earning money for this so I shan't lose my temper. I should be grateful they're wasting time. Really. ^-^*****\/ (flashes peace sign while maintaining, erm, a very, very, lopsided smile)
Everyone: O.O;;;;
-------------- This fic is still not yaoi and will never be.
To all who reviewed, hontou arigatou gozaimasu. I am greatly indebted to you. *mock salute* No, really.
Announcer: Good evening. Welcome to The Weakest Link, a Slam Dunk special. The contestants will compete for a million yen, which will be donated to charity. In our first series, Rukawa Kaede was our lucky winner, and, being the beneficiary that he is, has generously donated a third of the amount to charity; the rest going to paying for the damage to our system in which he himself inflicted ^-^ Our contestants today are,
Hanagata Toru Hasegawa Kazushi
Jin Soichiro Miyagi Ryota
Akagi Takenori Fukuda Kicho Uozumi Jun and, for lack of volunteers,
Sakuragi Hanamichi. *sigh*
Koshino: I didn't say I didn't want to play. *sulk*
Announcer: You didn't say you wanted to either.
Koshino: But that doesn't mean I don't.
Announcer: Weeellll, silence, I suppose, means consent. So you will replace Sakuragi Hanamichi. (thinking) phew.... ^-^;;
Sakuragi(defiantly): NO! The tensai wants to play so the tensai will play? (makes a face) XP
Akagi: Urusai baka! Let Koshino play! You've had your turn!
Sakuragi: But Gori! It isn't fair!
Akagi: Who's a gorilla?!!!!!! *death glare*
Sakuragi(not getting it): You are! It isn't fair! ;_;
Akagi(ready to kill him): Nani?!!!! (sucks in a deep breath and counts to ten) You fool.... Wait till I get my hands on you..
Uozumi: No use wasting your breath on him Akagi. He'll never learn.
Jin: Sakuragi-kun, I think it's only fair that Koshino-kun plays. After all, you already played the last time. ^-^
Miyagi: And you embarrassed Shohoku so please don't play again.
Nods all around.
Hanagata: Actually... (turns to Hasegawa) he embarrassed everyone from Slam Dunk, ne?
Hasegawa smiled wryly.
Jin: He can't help being like that I suppose. But Sakuragi-kun, it is only fair.
Announcer: You're wasting time. Weren't you paying attention the last time? The other host said that time is money, money is time- -
Akagi: We know, we know. Try telling it to the baka who doesn't seem to understand.
Sakuragi(pleading): Onna, please let me play.... please? Onegai? *sniff* O.O (wide-eyed chibi form)
Announcer softens.
Announcer: (thinking) kawaii ne~ (audibly for all to hear) All right, to save time and argument, Sakuragi Hanamichi will play in this round also. ^- ^
Sakuragi(happily) Thank you so much! ^-^
Announcer throws him a crooked smile.
Kiyota, who's there to supposedly support Jin, his teammate, but actually, in truth, to annoy the saru declares the injustice of it all.
Kiyota: Not fair! Not fair! Then you must let me play too!
Sendoh: And me! I got kicked out in the first round the last time so I should play again! ^-^//
Akagi, Uozumi, Koshino, Ikegami, Miyagi, Hanagata, Hasegawa, Mitsui(from the audience and next to him): What kind of reason is that? O.O
Announcer: I'm afraid that's not possible. For starters, there are supposed to be only eight players.
Sendoh(slyly): Surely you can do something about that? You do make up the rules after all..
Announcer: ....
Mitsui(sarcastically and rolling his eyes): Oh smart. Rubbing her the right way aren't we now? 8-8
Announcer: ...
Sendoh: How about it then? Time is money, money is time...
Announcer: And frankly, I couldn't care less. I'm being paid to waste time hosting this show. So more time wasted means more money for me.
Sendoh: Aa... ^-^;;
Mitsui: By the way, what happened to the other host? O.o
Announcer: She died and went to.. well, who am I to say? She just.. arghhh, let's just get on with this. Fine, Kiyota and Sendoh may play. But we need another player to make it all even.
Sendoh(dragging Mitsui along): Mitsui-san will play!
Mitsui(trying to remove Sendoh's arm): I didn't volunteer you baka! And I certainly don't want to play again! X/
Miyagi(snickering): What's wrong? Afraid to lose? O.o
Mitsui: Nani?!!!! HAH! I'll show you who's afraid! (stalks up to the set, this time, he's doing the dragging)
Announcer(sarcastically): So, we'll have twelve players in this round. Anyone else care to join?
Fujima raised his hand.
Fujima: I would like to, if you don't mind. ^-^
Everyone(yelling): YES WE DO MIND!!!! X/
Fujima: Mou....
Maki: Fujima?
Fujima: Yes Maki?
Maki: You're weird. You do realize that don't you? O.o
Fujima: ^-^
Announcer: All right, if there's nothing else, we will begin.
*cue for commercial break- too much time wasted*
Announcer(nerve twitching): I am earning money for this so I shan't lose my temper. I should be grateful they're wasting time. Really. ^-^*****\/ (flashes peace sign while maintaining, erm, a very, very, lopsided smile)
Everyone: O.O;;;;
-------------- This fic is still not yaoi and will never be.
To all who reviewed, hontou arigatou gozaimasu. I am greatly indebted to you. *mock salute* No, really.