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A/N: The name of the school is called Tokomairiro High School is Maori NEW ZEALAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my first story my friend is helping a bit she has 11 stories do try some she's S.Black Rocks.We were stuck on the sorting hat song hence the shitty song.
Chapter 1
Hogwarts start of term feast
(A/N: The marauders live in our time and are 15)
As soon as all the students were seated in the great hall the sorting hat sang its very creative song:
Now you know I am very perrty
So go ahead and judge me
I'll kiss your feet if you can find
Something better than a pork rine
Give the Minister back his bowlers hat
He's quite short without it
For im the thinking cap
And I top them all
Theres lots missing from your head
Same with Dumbledore you see
So sit on me and fart away
That's how it ought to be
If your thick you're like Godric
Where the brave die
There head strong ways and slow wit
Set those Griffs apart
You might like to huff and puff
Were their made of Marshmallow and Jelly
Those slow huffs ans puffs are blue
And are afraid to boil
Yet were the birds soar
With few a tail feathers behind
With those who love the bloody books
Will all get glasses once they start
Or maybe you like green snakes
You'll love the Dark Lord
You will suffer many a pain
Only to descend 6 feet under
So sit on me, hope you had your beans
And make your butt cheeks flap
Your quite safe the rest of the year
For I'm locked up all year round
The whole hall even the teachers were in shock and looking at the hat.
"I WAS BLOODY BORED, I NEEDED A CHANGE" yelled a sad and depressed hat.
With that the hall burst out laughing
~~~~~~~~~~20mins later ~~~~~~~~~~
After everyone calmed down, and Professor McGonagall had soothed the first years back up to the front, she stepped forward holding a large roll of parchment.
"When I call your name, you will put the hat on and sit on the stool to be sorted." Said McGonagall.
"Joe Te Bone!"
"HUFFLEPUFF" shouted the hat.
"Thomas London"
"HUFFLEPUFF"
"Vince Cola"
"SLYTHERIN"
"Lemo Coke" (A/N: My friend and I have a thing for coke)
"RAVENCLAW"
~~~~~~~~~~ 10 mins later ~~~~~~~~~~~
After all the first years had been sorted,
Hufflepuff got 10
Ravenclaw got 3
Gryffindor got 6
Slytherin got none
Professor Dumbledore stood up, with his eyes twinkling over his half moon specs, "This year we have the pleasure of an exchange student who will be starting fifth year and will be staying for the year, who will be sorted, now."
Professor McGonagall who didn't look happy at all about this read the last name on the list.
"Tom Riddle"
"GRYFFINDOR"
With that said and done, Professor McGonagall took away the complaining hat and stool, who's screaming could be heard from outside.
"NO NO! YOU CAN'T! IT'S INHUMAN! DON'T PUT ME BACK PLEASE! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! AND SO AM I! NO YOU'RE NOT I AM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............" who's cries were cut off when he was locked in a chest.
Dumbledore, who was clearly disturbed at the act the sorting hat was putting on, stood up for his start of term speech.
"Welcome, welcome, I must apologise for our sorting hat, he seems to have developed more than one personality. Anyway, I would like to welcome the first years to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now let the feast begin!"
~~~~~~~~~~ Over at the Gryffindor Table ~~~~~~~~~~
The Marauders, A.K.A.. James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, (A/N: Sorry 'bout keeping him, but I have a fun way to torture him later on) were talking about the sorting hat incident.
"can you believe it?" said an over excited Sirius. "They're gonna be talking about that for years to come!"
"You got that right Padfoot." Said a very shell shocked James, for Lily Evans Had agreed to go out on a date with him.
"Ooh, Jamsie's got the love bug!" said Sirius who's obviously asking for a beating.
"Oh, calm down Paddy, just cos you don't have a girlfriend yet." Said a very amused Remus.
At that comment, James completely cracked up laughing, while Sirius whined, "You're a meany, I hope you realize, I like being a bachelor." Putting on his best puppy dog eyes. "And what about you anyway, eh Moony? You got a girl a yet?" asked Sirius.
Moony at that, went extremely red in the face, and mumbled something under his breath that sounded like, "There'sthisonegirlinRavenclaw."
But Sirius didn't catch it, for at that point, Peter had decided to blow up his plate of food. (A/N: God damn attention seeker!)
James, was about to comment on what Remus had said, but was cut off, when Dumbledore stood up, and started his beginning of term notices.
"First years are not allowed in the Forbidden Forest unless you wish to die a horrible death, this is also banned to our older students, and some of you will do well, to remember that," he said, and glancing quickly at the Marauders, his eyes twinkling the whole time. " And I also have to announce, that Mr Filch our caretaker, has added 10 new rules, which can be found at his office, and Quidditch will be cancelled this year."
With that said, James Potter stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Why sir? That is a complete outrage! You just can't take away Quidditch!"
"Now, now, Mr Potter," said Dumbledore, while James' friends sat him back down, "That brings us, to our last notice of the night, Some fifth years, will be going on a field trip, to a country called New Zealand and will be attending a muggle high school, by the name of Tokomairiro High for the year, in a little town called Milton in the South Island."
"Now lets sing the school song and then it's off to bed."
Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts
Teach us something please
Whether we be old or bald
Or young with scabby knees
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff
For now there bare and full of air
Dead flies and bits of fluff
So teach us things worth knowing
Bring back what we forgot
Just do your best, we'll do the rest
And learn untill our brains all rot.
At last only the marauders were left singing, to the tune of 'Hit me Baby oine More Time' by Britney Spears, for they repeated it a couple of times and added Sound Effects.
With that, Dumbledore, stood up and said, "Thank you for that very good performance, now it's off to bed, So good night and don't let the bed bugs bite!'
A/N: Next Chapter, Will be at Toko! When our school gets told!!!
A/N: The name of the school is called Tokomairiro High School is Maori NEW ZEALAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my first story my friend is helping a bit she has 11 stories do try some she's S.Black Rocks.We were stuck on the sorting hat song hence the shitty song.
Chapter 1
Hogwarts start of term feast
(A/N: The marauders live in our time and are 15)
As soon as all the students were seated in the great hall the sorting hat sang its very creative song:
Now you know I am very perrty
So go ahead and judge me
I'll kiss your feet if you can find
Something better than a pork rine
Give the Minister back his bowlers hat
He's quite short without it
For im the thinking cap
And I top them all
Theres lots missing from your head
Same with Dumbledore you see
So sit on me and fart away
That's how it ought to be
If your thick you're like Godric
Where the brave die
There head strong ways and slow wit
Set those Griffs apart
You might like to huff and puff
Were their made of Marshmallow and Jelly
Those slow huffs ans puffs are blue
And are afraid to boil
Yet were the birds soar
With few a tail feathers behind
With those who love the bloody books
Will all get glasses once they start
Or maybe you like green snakes
You'll love the Dark Lord
You will suffer many a pain
Only to descend 6 feet under
So sit on me, hope you had your beans
And make your butt cheeks flap
Your quite safe the rest of the year
For I'm locked up all year round
The whole hall even the teachers were in shock and looking at the hat.
"I WAS BLOODY BORED, I NEEDED A CHANGE" yelled a sad and depressed hat.
With that the hall burst out laughing
~~~~~~~~~~20mins later ~~~~~~~~~~
After everyone calmed down, and Professor McGonagall had soothed the first years back up to the front, she stepped forward holding a large roll of parchment.
"When I call your name, you will put the hat on and sit on the stool to be sorted." Said McGonagall.
"Joe Te Bone!"
"HUFFLEPUFF" shouted the hat.
"Thomas London"
"HUFFLEPUFF"
"Vince Cola"
"SLYTHERIN"
"Lemo Coke" (A/N: My friend and I have a thing for coke)
"RAVENCLAW"
~~~~~~~~~~ 10 mins later ~~~~~~~~~~~
After all the first years had been sorted,
Hufflepuff got 10
Ravenclaw got 3
Gryffindor got 6
Slytherin got none
Professor Dumbledore stood up, with his eyes twinkling over his half moon specs, "This year we have the pleasure of an exchange student who will be starting fifth year and will be staying for the year, who will be sorted, now."
Professor McGonagall who didn't look happy at all about this read the last name on the list.
"Tom Riddle"
"GRYFFINDOR"
With that said and done, Professor McGonagall took away the complaining hat and stool, who's screaming could be heard from outside.
"NO NO! YOU CAN'T! IT'S INHUMAN! DON'T PUT ME BACK PLEASE! I'M CLAUSTROPHOBIC! AND SO AM I! NO YOU'RE NOT I AM! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............" who's cries were cut off when he was locked in a chest.
Dumbledore, who was clearly disturbed at the act the sorting hat was putting on, stood up for his start of term speech.
"Welcome, welcome, I must apologise for our sorting hat, he seems to have developed more than one personality. Anyway, I would like to welcome the first years to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Now let the feast begin!"
~~~~~~~~~~ Over at the Gryffindor Table ~~~~~~~~~~
The Marauders, A.K.A.. James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew, (A/N: Sorry 'bout keeping him, but I have a fun way to torture him later on) were talking about the sorting hat incident.
"can you believe it?" said an over excited Sirius. "They're gonna be talking about that for years to come!"
"You got that right Padfoot." Said a very shell shocked James, for Lily Evans Had agreed to go out on a date with him.
"Ooh, Jamsie's got the love bug!" said Sirius who's obviously asking for a beating.
"Oh, calm down Paddy, just cos you don't have a girlfriend yet." Said a very amused Remus.
At that comment, James completely cracked up laughing, while Sirius whined, "You're a meany, I hope you realize, I like being a bachelor." Putting on his best puppy dog eyes. "And what about you anyway, eh Moony? You got a girl a yet?" asked Sirius.
Moony at that, went extremely red in the face, and mumbled something under his breath that sounded like, "There'sthisonegirlinRavenclaw."
But Sirius didn't catch it, for at that point, Peter had decided to blow up his plate of food. (A/N: God damn attention seeker!)
James, was about to comment on what Remus had said, but was cut off, when Dumbledore stood up, and started his beginning of term notices.
"First years are not allowed in the Forbidden Forest unless you wish to die a horrible death, this is also banned to our older students, and some of you will do well, to remember that," he said, and glancing quickly at the Marauders, his eyes twinkling the whole time. " And I also have to announce, that Mr Filch our caretaker, has added 10 new rules, which can be found at his office, and Quidditch will be cancelled this year."
With that said, James Potter stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Why sir? That is a complete outrage! You just can't take away Quidditch!"
"Now, now, Mr Potter," said Dumbledore, while James' friends sat him back down, "That brings us, to our last notice of the night, Some fifth years, will be going on a field trip, to a country called New Zealand and will be attending a muggle high school, by the name of Tokomairiro High for the year, in a little town called Milton in the South Island."
"Now lets sing the school song and then it's off to bed."
Hogwarts Hogwarts, Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts
Teach us something please
Whether we be old or bald
Or young with scabby knees
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff
For now there bare and full of air
Dead flies and bits of fluff
So teach us things worth knowing
Bring back what we forgot
Just do your best, we'll do the rest
And learn untill our brains all rot.
At last only the marauders were left singing, to the tune of 'Hit me Baby oine More Time' by Britney Spears, for they repeated it a couple of times and added Sound Effects.
With that, Dumbledore, stood up and said, "Thank you for that very good performance, now it's off to bed, So good night and don't let the bed bugs bite!'
A/N: Next Chapter, Will be at Toko! When our school gets told!!!