Hogwarts Goes To Toko
Disclaimer: Same as Chapter 1. If I've missed something, I will add it in the story sometime. All things to do with Lord Of The Rings belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.
A/N: I must apologize for the first chapter, my friend and I were not in the right state of mind. Our descriptions: (Not all of this is true, you realize, we just have over-active imaginations.)
Fawn Blackstar: 5'6", mousy brown tail-bone length hair, blue-green eyes, 2 piercing at the bottom of ears and 1 at the top of left, belly-button and tongue piercing, black viper snake tattoo up her spine with green eyes, open mouth and venom dripping fangs, Ankh on inside of right forearm, Cobra wrapped around left wrist, Love-heart with a dagger through it on the outside of right ankle. Obsessive poetry and quote reader along with any other books and researcher of religions.
Vicky Morrigan: 5'5", blue eyes, blond mid-back length hair (always done up in 2 plaits), 2 piercings in each ear, belly-button piercing and top of left ear pierced, The One Ring of Sauron tattooed onto right shoulder blade. Always wears a Paua shell ring on left middle finger. Obsessive Lord Of The Rings fan, part time author.
Things we both are: We both believe there is no one to of our level of intelligence to talk to at school, so we keep to ourselves and sometimes speak completely different languages in front of other people. Even though there are no such clubs in Milton, we belong to these clubs anyway, Gun Club, Martial Arts Club, Sword Fighting and other weapons training Club, The Official Lord Of The Rings Fan Club.
Chapter 2
Us in NZ
Fawn (16) and Victoria (15, Vicky) had just finished their third term of 5th form at Tokomairiro High School, were sitting outside at Vicky's parent's house drinking shots of bourbon and Vanilla coke, due to the fact that both of their parents had left them at Vicky's house so they could go on holiday to visit relatives, Fawn's parents had gone to Australia and Vicky's had gone to England.
While we were doing that, Professor Dumbledore, Prof. McGonagall, Prof. Figg (Muggle Studies Teacher) as well as James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Arthur Weasley from Gryffindor.
Thomas Treehorn, Ambrosia Bigguns, Balto Hankey from Ravenclaw.
Nick Clearwater, David Chang, Casper Spears, Brittany Roxy, Gilderoy Lockhart from Hufflepuff.
Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sam Goyle, Ted Crabbe, Narcissa Earnshaw, Damian Fowl from Slytherin.
Arrived at Tokomairiro High School and went to see the Principal to see where they were staying while they were in Milton.
"Hello Mr Dumbledore, Miss McGonagall and Mrs Figg." Said Murray Whitebell, the Principal of Toko High.
(A/N: We don't use Professor over here it is Mr, Miss or Mrs.)
"Welcome to Tokomairiro High School, I hope you enjoy your stay." Said Mrs Jackie Daniels.
(A/N: We are making up names for our teachers to protect their privacy. (not that we care.))
"You will be staying with Miss Victoria Charlotte Mary Morrigan and Miss Fawn Laura Blackstar. Who are both staying at the Morrigans while their parents are overseas visiting relatives. We will take you and your group there now." Mrs Daniels obviously trying to get rid of them.
(Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were sent to another school without supervision, their teachers trust them.)
Back up at the Morrigan house, Fawn and Vicky were currently sitting cross legged in the middle of the drive way, arms on each others shoulders singing 'We are the Champions' with a bottle of bourbon watered down with Vanilla Coke in their hands, when they heard a 2 storey bus pull up the bottom of the driveway.........
(A/N: They live on a hill.)
They jumped up as if just sitting on a porcupine and promptly fell down again, decided there was no way they were not going to be able to stand up for some time.
They through the bottles of bourbon into the bombfire in the paddock next door just in time for the bus to stop in front of them.
Mr Whitebell got out of the bus and looked at the girls with confusion written all over his face and asked, "What are you doing sitting in the middle of the stony driveway?"
"Erm.........Hey Vickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, wazze say?" slurred fawn.
"Hm?............Dunno! LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem!" vicky yelled drunkenly.
"He he he he he, awwww, Vicky Wicky got a one tracky mind. But me also agree. Lets party like it was five minutes ago!!!" shouted Fawn.
"Ahem, Ladies? Are you drunk by any chance?" Asked Mr Whitebell.
"Um......Dunno, Vicky wazzya say?" asked Fawn.
"I'm not as think you as drunk I am!" shouted Vicky defensively.
"Yeah me too!" said a completely lost Fawn.
"Uh huh. OK, everyone, these are the um, girls you're going to be staying with, um, have fun!" said Mr Whitebell who hurriedly drove away as soon as everyone was out.
"Girls? If you want, I know an extremely good spell that gets rid of drunkeness straight away?" said Mr Dumbledore.
"Huh? OK." Said The drunken duo.
"Undrunkeo." Said Dumbledore pointing his wand at the girls.
With a burst of blue light, Fawn and Vicky were on their feet in an instant and just stared into Dumbledore's eyes as if trying to see right through him.
"Saesa omentien lle." Said Fawn holding her hand out to Dumbledore.
(A/N: Evish for 'Pleasure Meeting you'. There will be more Elvish in the story, translations will be after.)
Dumbledore just looks at her completely confused and asks, "Sorry, what did you say?"
While the students in the background looked thoroughly and utterly lost.
"Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina." Said Vicky nastily with an evil smirk while Fawn laughs silently behind her hand.
(A/N: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.)
Prof. McGonagall who by now was extremely upset for being left out of the conversation, said angrily, "Do you mind speaking a language we all understand? Thank you girls."
Fawn, who had a rather nasty smirk on her face said, "Antolle ulua sulrim." (A/N: Much wind pours from your mouth.)
"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!" Exclaimed Fawn, "Tanya awra!"
(A/N: By the seas and stars! And That hurt!')
For Vicky had stood on her foot.
At that Dumbledore, McGonagall and Figg decided they had had enough and beckoned the students to set up camp in the field.
"Amin nowe ron n'kelaya." Said Vicky in relief.
(A/N: I thought they'd never leave.)
"Ha ha, did you see their faces when they saw we weren't going to speak English? It was so funny." Said Fawn with a big smile on her face.
"Maybe we should be nice?..........Nah!" said Vicky more to herself than anyone who would actually listen.
"That Spangaer seemed to be semi-intelligent, don't you think Vicky?" said a very thoughtful Fawn.
(A/N: Spangaer - bearded one.)
"Hm? What? Yeah.......He's an Istar, actually they all are. 'Cept the witches." Said Vicky thoughtfully.
"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea! They are tulien." Said a very upset Fawn, pointing to the bunch the Gryffindors coming their way.
"Uuma dela." Said Vicky.
(A/N: Don't worry.)
"Hey, wassup babes?" asked James.
"Are they referring to us?" asked Fawn to Vicky.
"Probably, ar who gives a fuck? I'm gonna get somethin' to eat." Mumbled Vicky. "Tenna' tul're san'." Said Vicky over her shoulder, with all the intentions of letting Fawn deal with these idiots on her own.
(A/N: Until later then.)
"Mankoi amin?" muttered Fawn.
(A/N: Why me?)
End of Chapter 2: Hardly any Elvish next chapter as Fawn and Vicky decide to speak English for their visitors.
Disclaimer: Same as Chapter 1. If I've missed something, I will add it in the story sometime. All things to do with Lord Of The Rings belongs to J.R.R. Tolkien.
A/N: I must apologize for the first chapter, my friend and I were not in the right state of mind. Our descriptions: (Not all of this is true, you realize, we just have over-active imaginations.)
Fawn Blackstar: 5'6", mousy brown tail-bone length hair, blue-green eyes, 2 piercing at the bottom of ears and 1 at the top of left, belly-button and tongue piercing, black viper snake tattoo up her spine with green eyes, open mouth and venom dripping fangs, Ankh on inside of right forearm, Cobra wrapped around left wrist, Love-heart with a dagger through it on the outside of right ankle. Obsessive poetry and quote reader along with any other books and researcher of religions.
Vicky Morrigan: 5'5", blue eyes, blond mid-back length hair (always done up in 2 plaits), 2 piercings in each ear, belly-button piercing and top of left ear pierced, The One Ring of Sauron tattooed onto right shoulder blade. Always wears a Paua shell ring on left middle finger. Obsessive Lord Of The Rings fan, part time author.
Things we both are: We both believe there is no one to of our level of intelligence to talk to at school, so we keep to ourselves and sometimes speak completely different languages in front of other people. Even though there are no such clubs in Milton, we belong to these clubs anyway, Gun Club, Martial Arts Club, Sword Fighting and other weapons training Club, The Official Lord Of The Rings Fan Club.
Chapter 2
Us in NZ
Fawn (16) and Victoria (15, Vicky) had just finished their third term of 5th form at Tokomairiro High School, were sitting outside at Vicky's parent's house drinking shots of bourbon and Vanilla coke, due to the fact that both of their parents had left them at Vicky's house so they could go on holiday to visit relatives, Fawn's parents had gone to Australia and Vicky's had gone to England.
While we were doing that, Professor Dumbledore, Prof. McGonagall, Prof. Figg (Muggle Studies Teacher) as well as James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Frank Longbottom, Arthur Weasley from Gryffindor.
Thomas Treehorn, Ambrosia Bigguns, Balto Hankey from Ravenclaw.
Nick Clearwater, David Chang, Casper Spears, Brittany Roxy, Gilderoy Lockhart from Hufflepuff.
Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Sam Goyle, Ted Crabbe, Narcissa Earnshaw, Damian Fowl from Slytherin.
Arrived at Tokomairiro High School and went to see the Principal to see where they were staying while they were in Milton.
"Hello Mr Dumbledore, Miss McGonagall and Mrs Figg." Said Murray Whitebell, the Principal of Toko High.
(A/N: We don't use Professor over here it is Mr, Miss or Mrs.)
"Welcome to Tokomairiro High School, I hope you enjoy your stay." Said Mrs Jackie Daniels.
(A/N: We are making up names for our teachers to protect their privacy. (not that we care.))
"You will be staying with Miss Victoria Charlotte Mary Morrigan and Miss Fawn Laura Blackstar. Who are both staying at the Morrigans while their parents are overseas visiting relatives. We will take you and your group there now." Mrs Daniels obviously trying to get rid of them.
(Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff were sent to another school without supervision, their teachers trust them.)
Back up at the Morrigan house, Fawn and Vicky were currently sitting cross legged in the middle of the drive way, arms on each others shoulders singing 'We are the Champions' with a bottle of bourbon watered down with Vanilla Coke in their hands, when they heard a 2 storey bus pull up the bottom of the driveway.........
(A/N: They live on a hill.)
They jumped up as if just sitting on a porcupine and promptly fell down again, decided there was no way they were not going to be able to stand up for some time.
They through the bottles of bourbon into the bombfire in the paddock next door just in time for the bus to stop in front of them.
Mr Whitebell got out of the bus and looked at the girls with confusion written all over his face and asked, "What are you doing sitting in the middle of the stony driveway?"
"Erm.........Hey Vickyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, wazze say?" slurred fawn.
"Hm?............Dunno! LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem!" vicky yelled drunkenly.
"He he he he he, awwww, Vicky Wicky got a one tracky mind. But me also agree. Lets party like it was five minutes ago!!!" shouted Fawn.
"Ahem, Ladies? Are you drunk by any chance?" Asked Mr Whitebell.
"Um......Dunno, Vicky wazzya say?" asked Fawn.
"I'm not as think you as drunk I am!" shouted Vicky defensively.
"Yeah me too!" said a completely lost Fawn.
"Uh huh. OK, everyone, these are the um, girls you're going to be staying with, um, have fun!" said Mr Whitebell who hurriedly drove away as soon as everyone was out.
"Girls? If you want, I know an extremely good spell that gets rid of drunkeness straight away?" said Mr Dumbledore.
"Huh? OK." Said The drunken duo.
"Undrunkeo." Said Dumbledore pointing his wand at the girls.
With a burst of blue light, Fawn and Vicky were on their feet in an instant and just stared into Dumbledore's eyes as if trying to see right through him.
"Saesa omentien lle." Said Fawn holding her hand out to Dumbledore.
(A/N: Evish for 'Pleasure Meeting you'. There will be more Elvish in the story, translations will be after.)
Dumbledore just looks at her completely confused and asks, "Sorry, what did you say?"
While the students in the background looked thoroughly and utterly lost.
"Llie n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina." Said Vicky nastily with an evil smirk while Fawn laughs silently behind her hand.
(A/N: You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.)
Prof. McGonagall who by now was extremely upset for being left out of the conversation, said angrily, "Do you mind speaking a language we all understand? Thank you girls."
Fawn, who had a rather nasty smirk on her face said, "Antolle ulua sulrim." (A/N: Much wind pours from your mouth.)
"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!" Exclaimed Fawn, "Tanya awra!"
(A/N: By the seas and stars! And That hurt!')
For Vicky had stood on her foot.
At that Dumbledore, McGonagall and Figg decided they had had enough and beckoned the students to set up camp in the field.
"Amin nowe ron n'kelaya." Said Vicky in relief.
(A/N: I thought they'd never leave.)
"Ha ha, did you see their faces when they saw we weren't going to speak English? It was so funny." Said Fawn with a big smile on her face.
"Maybe we should be nice?..........Nah!" said Vicky more to herself than anyone who would actually listen.
"That Spangaer seemed to be semi-intelligent, don't you think Vicky?" said a very thoughtful Fawn.
(A/N: Spangaer - bearded one.)
"Hm? What? Yeah.......He's an Istar, actually they all are. 'Cept the witches." Said Vicky thoughtfully.
"Ed' i'ear ar' elenea! They are tulien." Said a very upset Fawn, pointing to the bunch the Gryffindors coming their way.
"Uuma dela." Said Vicky.
(A/N: Don't worry.)
"Hey, wassup babes?" asked James.
"Are they referring to us?" asked Fawn to Vicky.
"Probably, ar who gives a fuck? I'm gonna get somethin' to eat." Mumbled Vicky. "Tenna' tul're san'." Said Vicky over her shoulder, with all the intentions of letting Fawn deal with these idiots on her own.
(A/N: Until later then.)
"Mankoi amin?" muttered Fawn.
(A/N: Why me?)
End of Chapter 2: Hardly any Elvish next chapter as Fawn and Vicky decide to speak English for their visitors.