Mitsui whistled nonchalantly on the train to Ryonan High. The carriage was
empty as everyone gave him a wide berth. Okay, maybe not him, but his
companions at least- a certain boisterous redhead who loomed over everyone
in an intimidating manner, and a shorter, supposedly conspicuous guy who
kept sniggering every few minutes. Truth be told, if he didn't know them he
would probably avoid them also. Not that he didn't try- the two kept close
at his heels even when he'd tried to shake them off. Why he even bothered
he had no idea.
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy!
Mitsui: What?
Sakuragi: What are you going to do there? O.o
Mitsui pointedly ignored him.
Sakuragi: Mitchy! Dare you ignore the tensai! I'm asking you something here! X/
Miyagi: Oi Mitsui-san. There's no point pretending u don't know us. Everyone knows.
Sakuragi: Yeah, you should feel privileged that you are in the company of the tensai and Ryochin! =D
Mitsui sighed.
Sakuragi: Why are you so quiet all of a sudden? O.o
Mitsui: Yare yare~ I'm trying to think.
Sakuragi: About?
Mitsui(trying not to lose his cool and at the same time, not to lose his train of thought): About what I'm going to do there.
Miyagi: *snigger*
Sakuragi(curiously): But why do you even bother? O.o
Mitsui: What do you mean?
Sakuragi: It should be pretty easy don't you think?
Miyagi: Yeah, what could be so hard about it?
Mitsui(sighing): Well, I suppose you're right. It can't be THAT hard to get one of them to try on these babies..(takes out the stockings from his back pocket)
The other passengers shrink further back in the other cabins, trying to put as much distance between themselves and the red-haired, laughing punk, the studded, sniggering guy and the blue-haired hentai. {A/N: *snigger* Mitchy, Mitchy...if only you knew}
Mitsui crept stealthily towards the gym. Or what he thought was the gym. Boy, was he confused when he was bopped on the head violently by several ballerinas who didn't take too kindly to peeping toms.
Mitsui sat on the ground, rubbing his throbbing head while his so-called friends laughed at his erm, misfortune.
Sakuragi(guffawing); NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Serves you right Mitchy! I always knew you were a sissy but still! NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD
Mitsui: Urusai baka! X/
Miyagi: Geez Mitsui-san. Wait till I tell everyone what a pervert you are! HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Mitsui: Urusai kono bakas! It's not like that was intentional! Give me a break will you? .
The laughing duo did what was expected. They just laughed harder.
Mitsui: *sigh*
He started to wander off in another direction, hoping somehow to find the gym.
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy, maybe you should ask for directions.
They had been wandering around, lost, for approximately five minutes that, to the impatient threesome, seemed like eternity.
Mitsui(disbelieving): What? Ask for directions? Me? Why don't you do it then since you're the tensai!
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHA!!!! I know I'm a tensai! You flatter me! NYAHAHAHA!!!! (stops laughing abruptly) But you can't trick me! The tensai never asks for directions! Never!
Mitsui: Yare yare~ Miyagi?
Miyagi(sputtering): M-me? You want me to ask for directions?
Mitsui nods.
Miyagi: NO WAY! You go ask! XP
Mitsui: BAKERU! Who do you think I am, asking people for directions! Mitsui Hisashi doesn't ask for help from people you understand! {A/N: darling Mitchy has INTENTIONALLY forgotten the, uh, HELP he asked for, just moments before, with Rukawa. Fortunately for him, the other two aren't so quick}
And so, the three of them walked about Ryonan High's compound, lost, indignant and sulky for five more minutes. (A/N: this is what happens when your ego's too big for your own good}
Sakuragi(finally fed up with walking around lost): I'll go ask since the tensai is so nice.
Miyagi, Mitsui: Yare yare~ @-@ *rolls eyes*
Sakuragi(catching sight of someone): Oi! Smiley! Do you know where the gym is?
Miyagi: .....
Mitsui: ....
Smiley, oops Sendoh does a double take on seeing them.
Sendoh(blinking): Sakuragi-kun? Miyagi? Mitsui-san? O.O What are you guys doing here?
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! The mind of a tensai is hard to figure is it not?
*collective sweatdrop from the other three*
Mitsui: So, Sendoh, on your way to practice?
Sendoh: Pretty much. I'm late though, by, erm, a quarter to an hour. *laughs sheepishly* ^0^
Miyagi(curious): Doesn't Uozumi-san get mad at you? O.o
Sendoh(laughing and rubbing the back of his head): Ahahaha~ yeah. And Taoka- sensei too. ^0^\\
Mitsui(mad gleam in his eye): Sendoh. *-*
Sendoh(cocks head): Mitsui-san? ^-^
Mitsui(a strange, sadistic, crooked smile spreads over his face): Sendoh. *W*
Sendoh: Mitsui-san. ^-^
Mitsui(completely smirking by now): Sendoh.
Sendoh(confused but decides what the heck, he'll play along, being the good sport that he is): Mitsui-san. ^-^
Sakuragi(looking hard from one to the other): Ne, Ryochin, is Smiley's disease contagious? Mitchy seems to have been infected. O.O
Miyagi(decides he'd rather not know):...
Mitsui: Take me to your leader.
Sakuragi, Miyagi: O.O;;;;;;
Sendoh: Okay. ^-^
Mitsui: But first.....(whispers something in his ear)
Sendoh smiles. Wait, he's already smiling, so his smile, err widens. {A/N: Just exactly how much can one person smile? O.O;;}
Miyagi(thinking): Uh-oh.
Sakuragi: ? Somehow, I have a bad premonition about this... Don't tell me please. Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Mitsui(sniggering): If you insist.
Sendoh just smiles.
{A/N: *snicker*}
Sendoh: Sorry I'm late!
Taoka sensei(looking just about as mad as anyone can get, which is, err, pretty bad): Sendoh! What have I told you about arriving on time?! Haven't you learnt anything? Just because you- -
Sendoh(thinking): Yare yare~ I get this all the time
Uozumi: Sendoh Akira! I just told you this morning to arrive at least five minutes before practice! And you had the cheek to promise me fifteen minutes before!
Sendoh(cheekily): Well, I did keep my word, technically. I came fifteen minutes earlier than usual. ^-^
Uozumi(roaring): Forty five minutes late is as bad as an hour late Sendoh Akira! X/
Sakuragi(from beyond the door): Ooooooo..I hear a gorilla mating call.
Miyagi, Mitsui: *snigger*
Sendoh tries not to snort. He IS standing before an enraged coach and a raving mad, erm, gorilla.
Sendoh(thinking): Do not laugh Sendoh. Laugh and you're dead meat. Do NOT laugh.
Uozumi blinks.
Uozumi: That voice, sounds....familiar...(thinks)...sounds awfully like..
Taoka sensei(face darkening): That rude boy..
Both: Sakuragi Hanamichi....
Sakuragi burts in through the door at the mention of his name.
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You called boss saru? And you too ji-ji? The tensai is here at your service! NYAHAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! =D
Everyone looks horrified. Except Sendoh of course.
Koshino: W-what are you doing here you brat?!!!
Ikegami: .......(thinks) I should have known that voice belonged to none other.
Hikoichi: Sakuragi-san! What brings you to Ryonan? Are you checking things out? Are you spying on us? Are you here to visit? Are you- -
Uozumi: What are you doing here?
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! If only you knew!!!!! =D
Mitsui(coming up behind him): Please excuse him, he doesn't have any manners. Good afternoon to you, Taoka sensei, and you, Uozumi, and Ikagami, and Koshino, and Fukuda, and Hikoichi and erm(forgets everyone else's name), everyone else... ^-^
Uozumi: Mitsui? What is the meaning of this? *glare*
Mitsui: Well, see...
Miyagi(popping out): Hello! ^-^
Uozumi: *blink* Not you too? What are the three troublemakers of Shohoku doing in my gym? Explain yourselves!
Mitsui: Well see...
Sendoh(helpfully): They're here to conduct an experiment actually. ^-^
Everyone: Experiment? O.o
Mitsui: Yeah, an experiment. And we desperately need your help.
*clears throat* Ahem. This fic is strictly none yaoi. It's not because I detest yaoi or anything, nor is it because I fear antagonizing the non-yaoi readers. It's because I promised a non-yaoi fic and I will not fail to deliver!
Besides, I don't do yaoi. Suman. ^-^ ------- sorry to disappoint ^-^;;
To all who reviewed, yes, I DO check the reviews sometimes ^-^ -------
kaitou naname
kanasimi rj-chan
silhouette panther
unchained
lazuli ten-chan sapphi-chan sLL and Hisashi Loves Yelen whom I have a truce with now..
Thank you, thank you, thank you! *bows and bows and bows and bows*
ITAIII!!! X/ *wince* I think I sprained my back.. ^-^;;
Oh, and nii-sama, thank you for reviewing all my fics as well. I know you're only doing that to make up to me but it's not working. I'm still mad at you _ and even if I'm not, I'm still not talking to you. Hnn. XP~
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy!
Mitsui: What?
Sakuragi: What are you going to do there? O.o
Mitsui pointedly ignored him.
Sakuragi: Mitchy! Dare you ignore the tensai! I'm asking you something here! X/
Miyagi: Oi Mitsui-san. There's no point pretending u don't know us. Everyone knows.
Sakuragi: Yeah, you should feel privileged that you are in the company of the tensai and Ryochin! =D
Mitsui sighed.
Sakuragi: Why are you so quiet all of a sudden? O.o
Mitsui: Yare yare~ I'm trying to think.
Sakuragi: About?
Mitsui(trying not to lose his cool and at the same time, not to lose his train of thought): About what I'm going to do there.
Miyagi: *snigger*
Sakuragi(curiously): But why do you even bother? O.o
Mitsui: What do you mean?
Sakuragi: It should be pretty easy don't you think?
Miyagi: Yeah, what could be so hard about it?
Mitsui(sighing): Well, I suppose you're right. It can't be THAT hard to get one of them to try on these babies..(takes out the stockings from his back pocket)
The other passengers shrink further back in the other cabins, trying to put as much distance between themselves and the red-haired, laughing punk, the studded, sniggering guy and the blue-haired hentai. {A/N: *snigger* Mitchy, Mitchy...if only you knew}
Mitsui crept stealthily towards the gym. Or what he thought was the gym. Boy, was he confused when he was bopped on the head violently by several ballerinas who didn't take too kindly to peeping toms.
Mitsui sat on the ground, rubbing his throbbing head while his so-called friends laughed at his erm, misfortune.
Sakuragi(guffawing); NYAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Serves you right Mitchy! I always knew you were a sissy but still! NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! XD
Mitsui: Urusai baka! X/
Miyagi: Geez Mitsui-san. Wait till I tell everyone what a pervert you are! HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD
Mitsui: Urusai kono bakas! It's not like that was intentional! Give me a break will you? .
The laughing duo did what was expected. They just laughed harder.
Mitsui: *sigh*
He started to wander off in another direction, hoping somehow to find the gym.
Sakuragi: Oi Mitchy, maybe you should ask for directions.
They had been wandering around, lost, for approximately five minutes that, to the impatient threesome, seemed like eternity.
Mitsui(disbelieving): What? Ask for directions? Me? Why don't you do it then since you're the tensai!
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHA!!!! I know I'm a tensai! You flatter me! NYAHAHAHA!!!! (stops laughing abruptly) But you can't trick me! The tensai never asks for directions! Never!
Mitsui: Yare yare~ Miyagi?
Miyagi(sputtering): M-me? You want me to ask for directions?
Mitsui nods.
Miyagi: NO WAY! You go ask! XP
Mitsui: BAKERU! Who do you think I am, asking people for directions! Mitsui Hisashi doesn't ask for help from people you understand! {A/N: darling Mitchy has INTENTIONALLY forgotten the, uh, HELP he asked for, just moments before, with Rukawa. Fortunately for him, the other two aren't so quick}
And so, the three of them walked about Ryonan High's compound, lost, indignant and sulky for five more minutes. (A/N: this is what happens when your ego's too big for your own good}
Sakuragi(finally fed up with walking around lost): I'll go ask since the tensai is so nice.
Miyagi, Mitsui: Yare yare~ @-@ *rolls eyes*
Sakuragi(catching sight of someone): Oi! Smiley! Do you know where the gym is?
Miyagi: .....
Mitsui: ....
Smiley, oops Sendoh does a double take on seeing them.
Sendoh(blinking): Sakuragi-kun? Miyagi? Mitsui-san? O.O What are you guys doing here?
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! The mind of a tensai is hard to figure is it not?
*collective sweatdrop from the other three*
Mitsui: So, Sendoh, on your way to practice?
Sendoh: Pretty much. I'm late though, by, erm, a quarter to an hour. *laughs sheepishly* ^0^
Miyagi(curious): Doesn't Uozumi-san get mad at you? O.o
Sendoh(laughing and rubbing the back of his head): Ahahaha~ yeah. And Taoka- sensei too. ^0^\\
Mitsui(mad gleam in his eye): Sendoh. *-*
Sendoh(cocks head): Mitsui-san? ^-^
Mitsui(a strange, sadistic, crooked smile spreads over his face): Sendoh. *W*
Sendoh: Mitsui-san. ^-^
Mitsui(completely smirking by now): Sendoh.
Sendoh(confused but decides what the heck, he'll play along, being the good sport that he is): Mitsui-san. ^-^
Sakuragi(looking hard from one to the other): Ne, Ryochin, is Smiley's disease contagious? Mitchy seems to have been infected. O.O
Miyagi(decides he'd rather not know):...
Mitsui: Take me to your leader.
Sakuragi, Miyagi: O.O;;;;;;
Sendoh: Okay. ^-^
Mitsui: But first.....(whispers something in his ear)
Sendoh smiles. Wait, he's already smiling, so his smile, err widens. {A/N: Just exactly how much can one person smile? O.O;;}
Miyagi(thinking): Uh-oh.
Sakuragi: ? Somehow, I have a bad premonition about this... Don't tell me please. Don't tell me. I don't want to know.
Mitsui(sniggering): If you insist.
Sendoh just smiles.
{A/N: *snicker*}
Sendoh: Sorry I'm late!
Taoka sensei(looking just about as mad as anyone can get, which is, err, pretty bad): Sendoh! What have I told you about arriving on time?! Haven't you learnt anything? Just because you- -
Sendoh(thinking): Yare yare~ I get this all the time
Uozumi: Sendoh Akira! I just told you this morning to arrive at least five minutes before practice! And you had the cheek to promise me fifteen minutes before!
Sendoh(cheekily): Well, I did keep my word, technically. I came fifteen minutes earlier than usual. ^-^
Uozumi(roaring): Forty five minutes late is as bad as an hour late Sendoh Akira! X/
Sakuragi(from beyond the door): Ooooooo..I hear a gorilla mating call.
Miyagi, Mitsui: *snigger*
Sendoh tries not to snort. He IS standing before an enraged coach and a raving mad, erm, gorilla.
Sendoh(thinking): Do not laugh Sendoh. Laugh and you're dead meat. Do NOT laugh.
Uozumi blinks.
Uozumi: That voice, sounds....familiar...(thinks)...sounds awfully like..
Taoka sensei(face darkening): That rude boy..
Both: Sakuragi Hanamichi....
Sakuragi burts in through the door at the mention of his name.
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! You called boss saru? And you too ji-ji? The tensai is here at your service! NYAHAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!! =D
Everyone looks horrified. Except Sendoh of course.
Koshino: W-what are you doing here you brat?!!!
Ikegami: .......(thinks) I should have known that voice belonged to none other.
Hikoichi: Sakuragi-san! What brings you to Ryonan? Are you checking things out? Are you spying on us? Are you here to visit? Are you- -
Uozumi: What are you doing here?
Sakuragi: NYAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! If only you knew!!!!! =D
Mitsui(coming up behind him): Please excuse him, he doesn't have any manners. Good afternoon to you, Taoka sensei, and you, Uozumi, and Ikagami, and Koshino, and Fukuda, and Hikoichi and erm(forgets everyone else's name), everyone else... ^-^
Uozumi: Mitsui? What is the meaning of this? *glare*
Mitsui: Well, see...
Miyagi(popping out): Hello! ^-^
Uozumi: *blink* Not you too? What are the three troublemakers of Shohoku doing in my gym? Explain yourselves!
Mitsui: Well see...
Sendoh(helpfully): They're here to conduct an experiment actually. ^-^
Everyone: Experiment? O.o
Mitsui: Yeah, an experiment. And we desperately need your help.
*clears throat* Ahem. This fic is strictly none yaoi. It's not because I detest yaoi or anything, nor is it because I fear antagonizing the non-yaoi readers. It's because I promised a non-yaoi fic and I will not fail to deliver!
Besides, I don't do yaoi. Suman. ^-^ ------- sorry to disappoint ^-^;;
To all who reviewed, yes, I DO check the reviews sometimes ^-^ -------
kaitou naname
kanasimi rj-chan
silhouette panther
unchained
lazuli ten-chan sapphi-chan sLL and Hisashi Loves Yelen whom I have a truce with now..
Thank you, thank you, thank you! *bows and bows and bows and bows*
ITAIII!!! X/ *wince* I think I sprained my back.. ^-^;;
Oh, and nii-sama, thank you for reviewing all my fics as well. I know you're only doing that to make up to me but it's not working. I'm still mad at you _ and even if I'm not, I'm still not talking to you. Hnn. XP~