Yu-gi-oh Adverts- - chapter 1

*Yami and Yugi are sitting at a table with their plates infront of them*

*Yugi takes all the gravy and pores it onto his dinner*

*Yami looks in the gravy tin and finds it empty*

Yami: *frowns*

Yugi: *rubs hands together and picks up his knife and falk* yummy!

Yami: *smirks* I've got something to tell ya.

Yugi: *eats a bit of chicken* mm?

Yami: I'm pregnant.

Yugi: *goes pale* h-how? Y-our male, aren't you?

Yami: magic. *smirks wider*

Yugi: *faints*

Yami: *swaps plates with Yugi and smells gravy* arr pissto.

Tea: *suddenly walks in* IS IT MINE YAMI-KUN!?

Yami: *grabs plate and runs to bedroom and locks door* MY GRAVY!

MINE! MWWWAAAA!!! *takes deep breath* MWWWAAAA!!!

Amy: Cut! fantastic work people, next!

Yami: please review! And tell us if you like it!

Amy: arr, Yami, your so hot!!!

Yami: *gives Amy a nervous glance* actually I'm cold!!!

Amy: thanks for helping me write this fic Yami-kun!

Everyone: Yeah!

Yami: arr, it was nothing.

Amy: don't you think Yami's hot?

Tristen: oh please.

Joey: don't you dare start that again!

Y.Amy: please R+R

Yami: 'till next time people.

Everyone: bye!!