Science With Vader

Chapter 2

Carrying out our plan.

DISCLAIMER: insert same disclaimer from chapter 1 here

ON WITH THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

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GT picked up the pay phone and put in the change that we 'borrowed' from her brother. She dialed the number, then thrust the phone at me.

"Why the hell do I have to do this?" I asked.

"Because I said so moron." GT answered.

I glared and gave her the finger.

The other end of the line picked up. "What the hell do you want?"

"Hello, is this Boba Fett?" I asked smoothly.

"Yes." came the reply.

I screamed and dropped the phone.

GT picked up the phone, trying not to laugh at the look of pure terror on my face. "Pardon my partners lack of composure..." She began, in a smooth accent.

I smacked her upside the head. She appeared not to notice.

"We will pay you the grand sum of.." We quickly pooled all our money. "Eleven dollars and nineteen cents to dispose of a Mr. Roszie."

"Lemme guess. He's your science teacher." Boba Fett asked.

"Yes." GT replied.

"You're in luck. We have a back to school special on right now. Your science and math teacher for only ten dollars." Boba Fett told us.

"He teaches us both subjects." GT replied.

"Well, you seem like a bad kid. I'll give you half off."

"Deal."

"Great. Leave the money at the pay phone. I'll come by later."

"Okay bye."

"Wtf was that about?" I asked.

GT looked at the phone still in her hand. "I have no idea."

"Is that any different from usual?'

GT showed no notice of my words. Until she casually extended her middle finger in my direction.

THE NEXT DAY IN SCIENCE....

"I wonder who Roszie's replacement will be." I wondered. None of us knew this, as we had all skipped homeroom.

"Where's Mr. Roszie?" asked the girl named Courtney.

"We have no idea," GT and I said, crossing our fingers behind our backs.

The door opened slowly....and Darth Vader walked in.

He paused. Inhale Exhale. "Kids, I am your science teacher.

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