Live from New York, its Saturday Night Live!!!

[the credits of SNL]

Starring.

[some people]

and a shapeless blob of matter!!!

Shapeless Blob: What am I????

Musical guest: two old men and a gorilla!!!

And your host.some lazy slug we picked up off of the street!

Our ratings are so low it's not funny!!! [pun intended!!!]

A Little Girl: Hello. It's so great to host Saturday Night Live.

[audience boos]

Little Girl: You know, I grew up watching this show, and.[someone flings a shoe at the little girl from the audience hitting her in the head].I really loved it.[gets shot in head].especially when it was still funny.

Audience Member: You suck!!!!

Little Girl: You know, especially that sketch you used to have."Sprockets"? With the German existentionalist and his monkey?

Audience Member: Somebody shut her up!!!!

Little Girl: I really loved that sketch.I have all of the episodes on tape and I watch them over and over again.

Audience Member: Someone, put her out of our misery!!!

Little Girl: Yup. What was his name.Dieter?[pronounces it wrong] Yeah.I'd have to say this.I'm his biggest fan!!!! I have the word "Dieter" written all over my room in my own blood, even the ceiling!!!! AAARGH!!!

Audience Member: What the hell is she saying?

Little Girl: And I want to marry him.

Some SNL Guy: But, little girl, he's old, and ugly, and.German, and played by Mike Myers!!!!

Little Girl: What?

SNL Guy: Forget it.

Little Girl: Stick around! We have a wonderful show!!! Two old men and a gorilla are here!!!!