Disclaimer: Alright, I'll say it again. Even if it makes me depressed. I
don't own Tenchi Muyo! So. don't sue, you'll get nothing, so there! : -P
(Uh. hehe. in case I forgot to tell you, this takes place after the 3rd
Tenchi movie)
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I'm strong, and so cold.
******* "Wow Sasami, this is great!" Ryoko said between mouthfuls of food.
"Yes Sasami, maybe it would be better though, if this monster wasn't eating it all!" Ayeka pointed at Ryoko who stared at her blankly with a piece of rice hanging out from her mouth.
"Ayeka!" Sasami scolded, "Leave Ryoko alone, she hasn't had a big meal in awhile."
'I wish she didn't bring that up. Damn the Haruna!' Ryoko placed her chopsticks down on the table. "Yeah Ayeka, listen to your sister," she teased and stood up, "You wouldn't want to upset anyone, would you?" Ryoko made her way towards the door and opened it half way, "To let you guys know, Mihoshi and Kiyone are back from duty," and she stepped into the living room.
"What?" Tenchi asked. "How she know-" being cut off from his question by a loud splash from outside Mihoshi came running inside with an angry Kiyone trying to strangle her.
Everyone sweat dropped as Ryoko yelled in a "I told you so!"
"Hmm. Yes. she did tell us so." Katsuhito folded his napkin to look like a crane. Washu's eye twitched. Tenchi sighed and decided to join Ryoko in the living room.
"Hey," he sat next to her watching the television. "Jerry Springer? This show is so disturbing."
"I know, it's funny," Ryoko changed the channel. "How about the Love Connection!" She winked at Tenchi.
Tenchi sweet dropped, "Maybe later."
"What, you want me to sing again?" Ryoko cleared her throat, "I put a spell on you." She laughed, "It was like a freakin' musical!"
"Yeah," he laughed and looked at his watch, "Oh crab cakes! I said I'd meet the guys at the mall to get a slice of pizza!"
"Crab cakes?"
"Er. What you want me to say, hmm. let's see. There's tauter sauce, peanut brittle-"
"Can't you just swear?" Ryoko asked as Tenchi got up and put is coat on.
"Swear?! No way! I'm the goody-goody on this show! Anyway. I said I'd meet my school friends at the mall, so I got to catch the bus! Dad's so mean, he won't let me borrow the van!" Tenchi started to run towards the door.
"Can I come?" She asked still siting on the couch. Tenchi stopped in mid- air from running balancing on his left leg.
He turned around slowly to look at her. 'Oh no.'
"Please?" She intertwined her fingers together; "We don't get to spend much time together. since. Haruna."
'She's right. But.' Tenchi thought. "You really want to hang out with me, Kazuhiko, and Umanosuke?" Tenchi asked. (A/N: You know Kazuhiko the big nose ugly guy, and Umanosuke Tenchi's other friend with big ears?)
"If I get to be with you." She sighed, "You don't want me there, do you?"
Tenchi held his hands up in protest, "No, it's not that it's just." he scratched the back of his head, "You know how the guys are."
She tilted her head and stood up, "I don't care"
Tenchi checked his watch again, "Ugh. come on," he grabbed her by the wrist and ran to the open door. "Going to the mall!" he called back.
Sasami dried her hands on a towel and watched them run off, "Oh those kids of mine. wait." Ayeka growled, 'Damn you Ryoko!'
"We're going to miss the bus," he started to run faster and looked back at the laughing Ryoko. The bus was just a few feet away to the stop. Tenchi felt his feet rise from the ground.
"Almost there. Just chill out," Ryoko said and stood before the open door to the bus. "See?" she pushed him on and climbed the steps herself.
Ryoko took a seat in the back and Tenchi sighed as he plopped down. "No need to thank me," Ryoko smirked.
"Thank you?! It's your fault we almost missed it," he laughed.
"But if it wasn't for me then. I wouldn't be coming at all!" She put her head on his shoulder as he blushed.
"Ryoko." He said as her hair tickled his nose. "I said you could come. But this is not, I repeat, not a date. Do you know mad Ayeka will be if you go boasting about this?"
"How about. I don't tell her, but I still call it a date?" She smiled and covered her ears humming loudly.
"Ryoko! Ryoko!"
"Hum, hum, de, hum hum!" She hummed her own song. "Doo be doo be doo! Don't I sing great, my Tenchi?"
Tenchi laughed and nodded his head, 'It's been awhile since she called me that.' Ryoko put down her hands and placed one on her lap and the other on Tenchi's hand. Tenchi blushed, "We have to meet them at 3:00, it's 2:30 now, we should get there in time."
"Why are you so uptight? Haven't you ever heard of fashionable late?"
"Hey Tenchi, who's the girl?" Umanosuke asked and eyed Ryoko up.
Kazuhiko grabbed him in a headlock, "Is she your girl friend? Cause if you say no I'm going to date her!"
"Ew!" Ryoko said but covered her mouth quickly. 'That's so gross. Tenchi! Please save me!'
Tenchi got out from Kazuhiko's headlock and ran his fingers threw his hair. Ryoko nodded her head yes fast, 'Please Tenchi!' He looked at her eyes, which showed fright.
'She isn't scared of dyeing but dating this guy.' he laughed inside his head, "Yeah, she's my girlfriend."
Ryoko smiled and stood close to Tenchi. "Thanks," she whispered to him.
'Little Ryoko, what are you doing?' Washu's voice popped up in Ryoko's head as the walked in the entrance to the mall.
'Nothing.'
'Where are you then?'
'The mall. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!' Closing off the connection between mother- daughter Tenchi extended his hand to Ryoko and she more than happily took it.
"Tenchi, where are we going to eat?" Kazuhiko asked snorting threw his big nose.
Tenchi shrugged, "We just had lunch like three hours ago-"
"We? You two are living together?" Tenchi's friend Umanosuke gasped. Tenchi pulled on the collar of his shirt with his free hand.
"Uh." Tenchi searched for something to say.
Ryoko grabbed him in a hug, "Yes, we are very much in love! He's just to shy to pop the question! He already meet my friends, so I'm meeting you today!" Tenchi blushed as her chest pressed against him.
Kazuhiko elbowed Tenchi in the rib; "Did you get lucky yet?" (A/N: (O_O) I just wrote that?! Wait. A guy's saying it so.)
"Kazuhiko!" Tenchi yelled as Ryoko let go from the hug.
"Oh Tenchi, you shouldn't be shy about this kind of thing! Of course we made love!" Ryoko smirked. "I'm not modest about it. You're so humble, my Tenchi." Tenchi's eye twitched.
'I saved her from Kazuhiko now she's taking this way to far!' Tenchi smiled, 'I'll play along.' Evil laughter filled his head as he slipped his arm around her waist. "Who wants pizza?" He asked and walked in front of his friends with Ryoko by his side.
Kazuhiko and Umanosuke looked at each other then back to the 'couple'. "What just happened there?" Kazuhiko asked.
"We got hoaxed Kazuhiko, we got hoaxed."
"Oh Umanosuke."
A/N: Wow! Wasn't that fun! *Looks at Tenchi and Ryoko* say it!
Tenchi: What?
Ryoko: No way! I am not lowering my standards to tell the preview of the next chapter!
A/N: Come on! A lot of authors do it!
Tenchi: Wouldn't you be copying then?
A/n: Shh. no one has to know! (_)
Ryoko: I'm not gonna say it! (o.o)
Tenchi: Me either. (^_^')
A/N: You're gonna say it and you're gonna enjoy it! (_)
Ryoko: And if I don't?!
A/N: I'll make the worst, saddest story ever! And Tenchi. I'll make you get Ayeka!
Ryoko+Tenchi: *Gulp* Don't do that!
A/N: SAY IT!
Ryoko: Alright, alright, in the next chapter-
Tenchi: Or episode, whatever you want to call it!
Ryoko: . right. Me and Tenchi (Along with his friends) spend the rest of the day at the mall!
Tenchi: And then we have to answer Ayeka's questions. wait that's not fun. (;_;) don't make us do it!
A/N: *Ignores Tenchi* You heard 'em. I wanna try to get five more reviews before my next chapter, and I'm sorry that this one was stupid too, I still have no ideas for it.
Ryoko: (Mumbles) You never have any ideas.
A/N: THAT'S IT! (_) I didn't want to do this, but angst here we come!!!
Tenchi: NO! It makes me all depressed and mushy inside.
A/N: What? All right NVM! No angst!
I'm strong, and so cold.
******* "Wow Sasami, this is great!" Ryoko said between mouthfuls of food.
"Yes Sasami, maybe it would be better though, if this monster wasn't eating it all!" Ayeka pointed at Ryoko who stared at her blankly with a piece of rice hanging out from her mouth.
"Ayeka!" Sasami scolded, "Leave Ryoko alone, she hasn't had a big meal in awhile."
'I wish she didn't bring that up. Damn the Haruna!' Ryoko placed her chopsticks down on the table. "Yeah Ayeka, listen to your sister," she teased and stood up, "You wouldn't want to upset anyone, would you?" Ryoko made her way towards the door and opened it half way, "To let you guys know, Mihoshi and Kiyone are back from duty," and she stepped into the living room.
"What?" Tenchi asked. "How she know-" being cut off from his question by a loud splash from outside Mihoshi came running inside with an angry Kiyone trying to strangle her.
Everyone sweat dropped as Ryoko yelled in a "I told you so!"
"Hmm. Yes. she did tell us so." Katsuhito folded his napkin to look like a crane. Washu's eye twitched. Tenchi sighed and decided to join Ryoko in the living room.
"Hey," he sat next to her watching the television. "Jerry Springer? This show is so disturbing."
"I know, it's funny," Ryoko changed the channel. "How about the Love Connection!" She winked at Tenchi.
Tenchi sweet dropped, "Maybe later."
"What, you want me to sing again?" Ryoko cleared her throat, "I put a spell on you." She laughed, "It was like a freakin' musical!"
"Yeah," he laughed and looked at his watch, "Oh crab cakes! I said I'd meet the guys at the mall to get a slice of pizza!"
"Crab cakes?"
"Er. What you want me to say, hmm. let's see. There's tauter sauce, peanut brittle-"
"Can't you just swear?" Ryoko asked as Tenchi got up and put is coat on.
"Swear?! No way! I'm the goody-goody on this show! Anyway. I said I'd meet my school friends at the mall, so I got to catch the bus! Dad's so mean, he won't let me borrow the van!" Tenchi started to run towards the door.
"Can I come?" She asked still siting on the couch. Tenchi stopped in mid- air from running balancing on his left leg.
He turned around slowly to look at her. 'Oh no.'
"Please?" She intertwined her fingers together; "We don't get to spend much time together. since. Haruna."
'She's right. But.' Tenchi thought. "You really want to hang out with me, Kazuhiko, and Umanosuke?" Tenchi asked. (A/N: You know Kazuhiko the big nose ugly guy, and Umanosuke Tenchi's other friend with big ears?)
"If I get to be with you." She sighed, "You don't want me there, do you?"
Tenchi held his hands up in protest, "No, it's not that it's just." he scratched the back of his head, "You know how the guys are."
She tilted her head and stood up, "I don't care"
Tenchi checked his watch again, "Ugh. come on," he grabbed her by the wrist and ran to the open door. "Going to the mall!" he called back.
Sasami dried her hands on a towel and watched them run off, "Oh those kids of mine. wait." Ayeka growled, 'Damn you Ryoko!'
"We're going to miss the bus," he started to run faster and looked back at the laughing Ryoko. The bus was just a few feet away to the stop. Tenchi felt his feet rise from the ground.
"Almost there. Just chill out," Ryoko said and stood before the open door to the bus. "See?" she pushed him on and climbed the steps herself.
Ryoko took a seat in the back and Tenchi sighed as he plopped down. "No need to thank me," Ryoko smirked.
"Thank you?! It's your fault we almost missed it," he laughed.
"But if it wasn't for me then. I wouldn't be coming at all!" She put her head on his shoulder as he blushed.
"Ryoko." He said as her hair tickled his nose. "I said you could come. But this is not, I repeat, not a date. Do you know mad Ayeka will be if you go boasting about this?"
"How about. I don't tell her, but I still call it a date?" She smiled and covered her ears humming loudly.
"Ryoko! Ryoko!"
"Hum, hum, de, hum hum!" She hummed her own song. "Doo be doo be doo! Don't I sing great, my Tenchi?"
Tenchi laughed and nodded his head, 'It's been awhile since she called me that.' Ryoko put down her hands and placed one on her lap and the other on Tenchi's hand. Tenchi blushed, "We have to meet them at 3:00, it's 2:30 now, we should get there in time."
"Why are you so uptight? Haven't you ever heard of fashionable late?"
"Hey Tenchi, who's the girl?" Umanosuke asked and eyed Ryoko up.
Kazuhiko grabbed him in a headlock, "Is she your girl friend? Cause if you say no I'm going to date her!"
"Ew!" Ryoko said but covered her mouth quickly. 'That's so gross. Tenchi! Please save me!'
Tenchi got out from Kazuhiko's headlock and ran his fingers threw his hair. Ryoko nodded her head yes fast, 'Please Tenchi!' He looked at her eyes, which showed fright.
'She isn't scared of dyeing but dating this guy.' he laughed inside his head, "Yeah, she's my girlfriend."
Ryoko smiled and stood close to Tenchi. "Thanks," she whispered to him.
'Little Ryoko, what are you doing?' Washu's voice popped up in Ryoko's head as the walked in the entrance to the mall.
'Nothing.'
'Where are you then?'
'The mall. Now LEAVE ME ALONE!' Closing off the connection between mother- daughter Tenchi extended his hand to Ryoko and she more than happily took it.
"Tenchi, where are we going to eat?" Kazuhiko asked snorting threw his big nose.
Tenchi shrugged, "We just had lunch like three hours ago-"
"We? You two are living together?" Tenchi's friend Umanosuke gasped. Tenchi pulled on the collar of his shirt with his free hand.
"Uh." Tenchi searched for something to say.
Ryoko grabbed him in a hug, "Yes, we are very much in love! He's just to shy to pop the question! He already meet my friends, so I'm meeting you today!" Tenchi blushed as her chest pressed against him.
Kazuhiko elbowed Tenchi in the rib; "Did you get lucky yet?" (A/N: (O_O) I just wrote that?! Wait. A guy's saying it so.)
"Kazuhiko!" Tenchi yelled as Ryoko let go from the hug.
"Oh Tenchi, you shouldn't be shy about this kind of thing! Of course we made love!" Ryoko smirked. "I'm not modest about it. You're so humble, my Tenchi." Tenchi's eye twitched.
'I saved her from Kazuhiko now she's taking this way to far!' Tenchi smiled, 'I'll play along.' Evil laughter filled his head as he slipped his arm around her waist. "Who wants pizza?" He asked and walked in front of his friends with Ryoko by his side.
Kazuhiko and Umanosuke looked at each other then back to the 'couple'. "What just happened there?" Kazuhiko asked.
"We got hoaxed Kazuhiko, we got hoaxed."
"Oh Umanosuke."
A/N: Wow! Wasn't that fun! *Looks at Tenchi and Ryoko* say it!
Tenchi: What?
Ryoko: No way! I am not lowering my standards to tell the preview of the next chapter!
A/N: Come on! A lot of authors do it!
Tenchi: Wouldn't you be copying then?
A/n: Shh. no one has to know! (_)
Ryoko: I'm not gonna say it! (o.o)
Tenchi: Me either. (^_^')
A/N: You're gonna say it and you're gonna enjoy it! (_)
Ryoko: And if I don't?!
A/N: I'll make the worst, saddest story ever! And Tenchi. I'll make you get Ayeka!
Ryoko+Tenchi: *Gulp* Don't do that!
A/N: SAY IT!
Ryoko: Alright, alright, in the next chapter-
Tenchi: Or episode, whatever you want to call it!
Ryoko: . right. Me and Tenchi (Along with his friends) spend the rest of the day at the mall!
Tenchi: And then we have to answer Ayeka's questions. wait that's not fun. (;_;) don't make us do it!
A/N: *Ignores Tenchi* You heard 'em. I wanna try to get five more reviews before my next chapter, and I'm sorry that this one was stupid too, I still have no ideas for it.
Ryoko: (Mumbles) You never have any ideas.
A/N: THAT'S IT! (_) I didn't want to do this, but angst here we come!!!
Tenchi: NO! It makes me all depressed and mushy inside.
A/N: What? All right NVM! No angst!