Dimension Mania
Chapter 3
"Oomph, man, why couldn't the landings be softer? First we were tangled, now we've been dropped in the middle of a park on our butts!!! I don't think I'll be able to sit for a while," moaned Usagi, rubbing her sore caboose. The girls got up and began to look around. Apparently they were in an enclosed-like area of metal; there were clouds and blue skies but only metal beyond. Everything else seemed normal enough. After walking a ways, they found a nice, little café to eat at. As they entered the restaurant, they couldn't help but notice the five cute boys in the corner booth; two girls were also hanging out with them. Hotaru and Usagi chose a seat near the teens and ordered, all the while sneaking peaks at them. While they were waiting for their food, two well built guys walked in and headed strait for them.
"Hey girls, wanna come sit with us? We'll keep ya' company, then we could go by my place maybe, how's that sound? Hotaru rolled her eyes and Usagi smirked mischievously.
"Let me think….um, no," Hotaru said looking bored. The first guy began to get angry and the second cracked his knuckles.
"Look, we ain't gonna take no for an answer. So ya' better say yes or we'll have to…persuade ya', ain't that right Sean?" The first man, who was actually quite short, said.
"Yeah Antone, that's right," said the second guy, the perfect contrast to Sean. Simply put, he was BIG. Hotaru looked over at Usagi, who nodded. They stood up feigning defeat, before turning and kneeing both men in the 'lucky charms'. The guys doubled over in pain and the girls gave each other a high five. Sean and Antone hurried out of the café, and the rest of the occupants applauded. Only then did Hotaru notice that on of the five 'hotties' had come over to their booth, probably meaning to help them.
"Wow! I was going to interfere, but I see you babes already handled it!" His eyes twinkled merrily and his long, brown, braid swung a bit.
"Who are you calling babe buster?" Hotaru snapped her eyes ablaze.
"Hey! No need to get feisty! I was just teasing you spitfire!" the boy yelled defensively.
"Spitfire? Did you just call me spitfire? And feisty! Who says I'm being feisty? I just hate people calling me babe! Geez, I get defensive and you call me more names. You must be some kind of idiot!"
"Now listen here, I'm not an idiot! God, you can't take any jokes can you? You're an original hellcat!"
"Hellcat? Well you're a dike!"
"WHAT? Why, you bimbo!"
"Moron!"
"Slut!"
"Pig!"
"Fatso!"
"Why you little…" Hotaru was cut off by a smack to her head, courtesy of Usagi.
"Hota-chan! You don't even know the guy and you're already calling him names! Sorry mister, she's a little off in the head. By the way, I'm Usagi Tsukino and she's Hotaru Tomoe. May I ask your name?" Usagi said, ignoring Hotaru's shouts.
"I'm Duo Maxwell! Sorry about that too, I get a little carried away sometimes. Anyways, would you two like to eat with me and my friend?" He asked smiling.
"It's my friends and I you dolt," Hotaru grumbled. Duo grinned wider.
"Sure, we'd love to!" Usagi replied. They headed over to the corner, but Hotaru was still glaring at Duo.
"Looks like one onna has some sense and is not drooling over Maxwell," said a Chinese guy from the table. Duo smirked.
"So, you mean Sally is drooling over me Wu-man? I'm flattered!" the braided boy shot back.
"Do not call me Wu-man Maxwell!"
"Sure thing Wu-man. It won't ever happen again Wu-man!" Steam was pouring out of "Wu-man's" ears.
"ARG!"
"Wufei! I told you no katanas at the table!" yelled a woman from next to the irate boy. She flipped back her blond pigtails and smiled. "Besides, you know I only drool over Zechs."
"ONNA!"
She tsked at him, glaring playfully. "It's Sally Wufei, SALLY!" Usagi chuckled at the couple's banter, along with the rest of the table. Well, most anyway. Hotaru was still glaring at Duo, who was starting to freak.
"Hotaru quit it; let's introduce ourselves first and then you can go back to staring at Duo." Hotaru's head snapped to her direction.
"Usa-chan! I was not staring, I was plotting the many ways to go about his death," she said calmly.
"Sure you were. Anyways, I am Usagi Tsukino and this love struck girl is Hotaru Tomoe. We're pleased to meet you," Usagi said, ignoring the growl Hotaru sent her. She smiled and ducked and uppercut from the girl. Duo chuckled and unfortunately ended up on the receiving end.
"Ow! Boy do you hit hard for a girl! Well, you know me already, and you probably know Wu-man and Sally too. That blond dude over there is Quatre r-something Winner, and his girlfriend with the weird eyebrows is Dorothy. The guy with the gravity defying bangs is Trowa, he doesn't talk much. Oh! Silent-in-love-with-his-laptop in the corner is Heero. Word of advice, don't piss him off, he's a little trigger happy. So….um, why don't I just…um…head for the…house…now? EEP! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo ran out of the café and headed down the street. Quatre shook his head and paid the tab, getting up to follow Duo. He looked over to the two girls standing awkwardly.
"You're welcome to join us at my house; I hope you didn't get an awful impression of us. Duo is just a little…hyperactive," he said, holding open the door. Usagi shrugged and smiled at him, thanking him for his hospitality. It was bound to be an interesting experience, though she had the strangest feeling that they wouldn't be here too long.
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Hey, sorry it's really short, and sorry it took so long, but now I have my laptop so I should be typing more often. The only problem is, I'm starting to not like this very much, and if someone wants to pick it up and finish it they can. I have chapter 4 written, I just need to change it drastically before putting it up. Sorry again! (Though I don't think too many people will care)