A/N - So, uh, yeah.... it's been a LONG time.... *ducks cruciatus curse*.... I'm sorry! I hope I have some readership left! If not, I hope you like this anyway!
Chapter 11 - Guess who's back.... (aka Draco)
Soooo...... the Mudblood's with the Weasel! Ha! From what I've heard, Potter's not happy - turns out he wanted some action! The tension is mounting between the three, which leads to...... MY BRILLIANT PLAN!
Potter loves Granger, Weasley loves Granger, Granger loves Weasley. Something's got to give. Or at least it would, if this was that simple. According to that idiot, Longbottom, Granger is only with Ron to screw Potter up. I, yes I - the brilliant, ingenious (and above all incredibly evil in my own little way) Draco Malfoy, am going to help Potter get his way. Yes - you did hear that correctly.
I am going to offer Potter the chance to win his girl (through a few little things I have stashed away for blackmail purposes), IF.... and only if.... he joins with me on the 'not so dark side', which we all know he will! Ha! Together we will kick Voldy and all his death eater buddies, including my disillusioned father, to the other side of this little universe!
Speaking of Voldy, the pathetic excuse for an evil wizard, I have heard through my incredibly reliable yet stupid sources that he plans to attack Hogwarts within the next two weeks. This is the best news ever! Now all I have to do is inform Dumbledore, win his trust, stop the stupid Dark Lord, and then..... take over the world - with Potter and his mudblood friends as my minions! The plan cannot fail!
Except for one teensy tiny thing: my father. If he gets wind of this, there won't be any 'me' left to take over the world. I think he suspects something's not 'right' about me already. He's always talking with Crabbe and Goyle seniors, asking what I'm getting up to, how many mudbloods I've offended, how many idiots I've cursed, and how many evil plans I've hatched - you know, the usual. He's also been in close talks with Snape, but that just might be to do with Snape's spy work against the death eaters. Anyway, the point is that he's... well, I don't really know how to articulate this, but..... he's measuring my evilness. I think he wants to take me out of school as soon as he can to join with his imbecile friends. If he gets even the slightest inkling of me not wanting to, he will probably kill me. Or at least stop my pocket money. Damn!
Other than that, life is surprisingly good at the moment. Word has not got out about me renouncing the Death Eaters, so the evil reputation has not been tarnished, I am the only student to have obtained 100% in my potion's homework this year, and I've only had two detentions this week. But, I ask you, how was I supposed to know that Longbottom would have an adverse reaction to the flesh eating slug repellent I slipped in his pumpkin juice?
Yeah, so I have to go now.... McGonagall's making me weed Hagrid's vegetable patch to get rid of the cabbages that didn't make it thanks to me! The injustice! That's servant work! She'd better just wait until my father finds out.....
On second thoughts - maybe not.
Draco.
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A/N - Once again, I am incredibly sorry for not having updated for this long. The next one will come sooner... not that that's a difficult thing to achieve.....
Please review! Please?
Rachel x