Disclaimer- I don't own anything Tolkien created. Nor do I own Led Zeppelin

Author's note- I like Led Zeppelin and Lord of the Rings. This is a stupid story.

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Chapter one- A great Idea!

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"I don't understand why everybody always makes fun of me." Gimli the Dwarf said in frustration. He was in a small pub, sitting at a table by a window with his friends Legolas and Boromir. "Am I really that bad?"

"Yes." Boromir said, not looking up from where he was scratching BOROMIR WAS HERE on the table.

"Well, just to let you know, Mister Man, you arn't so pleasing yourself." Boromir snorted. "Fine." The Dwarf answered, slamming his fist down on the table that it startled half of the people in the pub. "Legolas, who's better looking: Me or Boromir?"

The Elf did not respond. He was busy, cranning his neck over the crowd. "Where is Aragorn?" He said at last.

"Aragorn?" Boromir asked, looking up. "He wasn't one of the choices."

"I said, 'Where is Aragorn,' not 'I choose Aragorn.'"

"Oh." Boromir grinned sheepishly and went back to his carving.

"He's getting drinks." Gimli said, puffing on his pipe. "Now, who is better looking: Me or Boromir?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?" Legolas asked. Gimli cast an evil look at both Boromir and Legolas just as Aragorn returned, carring four pints of ale in his arms.

"Aragorn, who's better looking: me or Boromir?"

"Boromir." Aragorn said, sitting down and taking a sip of his ale. Again Gimli glarred at Boromir, who grinned back at him triumphantly. Then the table went quiet. Gimli cast evil glares at anybody who looked at him, Legolas was singing softly to himself, Boromir continued carving, and Aragorn sipped on his ale thoughtfuly.

"Life has gottan really dull." Aragorn said after many long minutes.

"What do you mean?" the other four asked as all four of them took a swig of their ale in unison.

"I mean that life has become boring. We have nothing to do. This life has lost it's appeal. We wander, day by day, searching for something that we know doesn't exist-" Gimli and Boromir exchanged confused glances, and Legolas began to zone off into his own world. "-Everyday, we wander the same path, going around in circles!" His voice was getting louder and he stood up, delivring his speech as though he were the Presidant of the United States, "It is time that we take a stand! Time we get off this path, and venture off into the Unknown!" Gimli and Aragorn looked shooked.

"Er, Aragorn?" the Dwarf asked uncertainly. The people in the pub were all staring at Aragorn. Some were snickering, others were laughing, some looked confused. Boromir pulled Aragorn back down into his seat.

"There's nothing to see here." He said, waving his hands about in a mysterious fasion. The people gave him odd looks, then turned away. "Works every time." he said, chuckling to himself.

Legolas, who was still zoned out began to sing to himself: (in the tune of Led Zeppelin's Stariway to Heaven)
"It's old Ladies in shorts,
Who turn glitter to gold,
And they're buying a stariway to medicine..."

"That's it!" Aragorn shouted so loud that it sent several birds in a tree outside of the window flying in fear.

"Hush!" Legolas said, finnaly awoken from his dream state.

"Oh, um, alright." Aragorn said, looking sheepish and said, quitely, "I have a brilliant idea. Let's start a band."

"A band?"

"A Band. Legolas could sing, I'll play the guitar-"

"- I'll play drums!" Gimli said.

"Right. That leaves-" Aragorn paused dramaticaly, "-the Bassist!" Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli all looked at Boromir expectantly.

Boromir looked uncomfortable. "You want me to play Bass? What's a Bass? Is it a type of horn?"

"No." Aragorn answered. "It is a four stringed guitar used for rytham."

Boromir tried to comprehened this without success. "Used for rytham? Does that mean you hit it with a stick, or use it to play the drums?"

"Oh, just use your Horn!" Legolas said, "We'll see what we can do with that!"

"So it's settled then." Gimli said and smiled.

"Yes. Let's go upstairs and start planning!"

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