Title: Self-Emotive Deflection
Author: atheniandream/Jawbreakerchick/Paisleychick, my alter egos :)
Email: atheniandream@aol.com
Content Warnings: thought, Humor, slight romance, slight sexual innuendo
Pairings: Sam/Jack,
Spoilers: None,
Season: 6
Rating: G
Summary: They really should stop; it's getting them into trouble.....
Author's notes: Sequel to HIS AVERSION THERAPY, This one goes out to jrsost@ptd.net,
Who said that the second should be longer, well here, I think it is!!! :)
Feedback is necessary for survival!!!! :)
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double
Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands.
No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may
not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Self-Emotive Deflection
This, was a very bad idea...............
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"Uh Major Cart-Colonel O'Neill!!!"
Doh.
Her lips disconnected from mine, her hands took a hasty retreat and my eyes opened to she see the shock in hers, which is really not
what I need right now, so I look away from hers to three others', oh joy.
"Sir, um, Fraser, Jonas....Hi."
For anyone unfamiliar with the Handbook entitled "Sam Carter's most memorable expressions", this one should be added to it.
She kind of looks like a deer caught in headlights, crossed between the 'Carter' angry face number two.
Anyhoo, we all, as a group just stand there, little Fraser looks like a turtle rigged to heavy explosives, and Jonas, God Dammit!
Is smiling? And well General Hammond, I quote, did not appreciate the scene.
Thank god, Carter pipes up.
"Uh, General Sir, we can explain-"
He, didn't look pleased. And cut her off too. The bastard!!!!
"And you will, in my Office Major, at 13:00, after my last meeting with Sg-4."
At, I did what any respecting male would have done, I tried to leave, but guess who stopped me.
"Colonel? You too please."
"Yes, sir, 13:00" I shouted down the hallway, walking as fats as my bad knee would carry me.
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I looked at my watch briefly as I pretended to actually do work, have fun with that one. Oh, 12:48, yay.
Knock Knock.
"Come in unless you don't want to." original reply, I'll grant you.....Like I give a shit..
Aww man an I was just startin' to feel better, you know? About this mornings' 'encounter' of the overfriendly kind?
Like I could forget..
"Carter," I reply calm and well, ya know, just calm.
"Sir,"
Nothing.
What I mean by nothing is that she actually didn't do anything, she just kinda stood, there, ya, know as you do....
"You want something Carter, otherwise we're gonna be late for the meeting-" I stress 'meeting' lightly, obvious to much for as she
blows, metaphorically speaking, really.
"WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT!"
Mhmmmmmmphrggghhhhhhnnnnn...
"What?" I really am confused "There's nothing to talk about Carter," I remind her casually, but she doesn't give two.
"YOU STUCK YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT! I know that I couldn't comment at the time and all,"
Could she be sarcastic? I think her CO is having too much of an influence!
"What, and do didn't! Carter we made a mistake, we'll explain that to Hammond,"
I was still sitting down by my desk and Carter was still standing beside it, although I had the suspicion that she didn't want to be
there, her hands by her sides in fists, sporadically twitching and shaking.
"What if it's not?" She looked at me as if she'd just got wired, here eyes were serious and stern, I love Carter, but she was starting to
scare me now.
"What?" I stood up, from this I was shocked, sure react to a kiss, but react like this? I know that I'm not the most intelligent of
people, heck just by Carter being in my office the general IQ of this room had to have gone up a few, but, even through my limited
commonsense, wasn't she being slightly irrational???
I slowly got up from my desk and walked the mere few inches to explain this to her, her hair was wild, her eyes hazy and even the
most casual observer had to notice the serious edgy feel-look to her, edgy look to her...seriously.
"Carter, we-"
She ignored me, something she'd been doing a lot lately and...........It happened again, darn it!
But this time, Samantha Carter, was visibly not shocked and fully willing to reciprocate with fiery intention, hands searching, teeth
pulling, kisses burning, until my conscience shouted-
"CARTER!" I grabbed her shoulders, shouting into her mouth.
She went very stiff all of a sudden.
Uh Oh.
I think I broke her.
"Carter?"
BR
"Uh-Huh." Was she annoyed with me?
BR
"Were, uh late for the meeting."
"Oh." Yes Carter, oh. Hey, wait up!!!....
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Denial is the devils dessert.......well, kinda
{"I speak my mind, that's why I don't say much."}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At 13:02, a very rigid Major and painfully pensive Colonel sat waiting for the meeting in the office of one Major General George
Hammond, which would most definitely determine the future of our careers, darn.
Sitting up in the chair, I stifled a look at her, something that I hadn't actually done for a while. Bad idea.
"What?" She really is angry with me!
"Wha-nothin'." I looked away so quick my lips could be found hangin' around my left ear.
Finally the gas hit the flame.
"This wouldn't have happened if this wasn't' for you."
Huh?
BR
"Excuse me?"
"You KISSED ME?"
Uh huh, that I did.
BR
"Excuse me missy, who kissed me back?" I point the finger. Missy?
"Oh......................."
Yea got ya yeah!
"Bite ME!"
Excuse me.
"What?" I was both intrigued and very insulted, causing for closer interrogation. our seats were already besides
one another, but I leant in even closer to her to bring in the punch, so to speak.
"You heard me...." Her tone just reached a whole new low......
"What?" I think I went from defensive to shy in 5 seconds or, new record? I couldn't tell, I already had a hand on her shoulder and
my mouth to her neck, well she asked for it!!!
Just when I was starting to enjoy myself, I was once again interrupted, quite rudely I think, my lips slid off her neck leaving a vibrant
crimson welt. Cool, nice work....
"Colonel, Major, What is going on!"
Ummm...
"Sir, " I greeted, Carter however wasn't affected and didn't greet her superior officer
The General did not look pleased, whoops......maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll forget I'm here.....la lala la la laa..
"Well, Colonel would you like to start explaining yourselves, know doubt you can speak for both of you."
Can I?
'Well, Sir actually, that's kind of not true, it um, it started with-"
"He kissed me." Well, that was rude, but to the point- hey that not just it!
"Well she kissed me back!" I tried to meet her eyes in shock of her outburst, but she wouldn't meet my gaze, she was either
a)Ashamed, b)Thinking c)Pissed at me or d) None of the above, just pensive, very very pensive.
"Colonel, Major finger pointing is not the option of this, you were both involved, but what I want to know is why?"
Hmm, that's a thinker.......
Actually, Why? I don't remember wanting to kiss her when I came into her lab, I mean I wanna kiss her all the time, but I'd
never actually do it. so what made me?
This obviously went through Carter's mind, so it was B) then.
She kind of looked at me as if I'd stuck a snake in her head, and then as if I'd forgotten to wear my pants today. I knew that wasn't
true, but I glanced at them just to make sure.
"Look I'm going to have to record this, you had to many witnesses, I'm sorry, I am, I know how much you-" She really wants to
interrupt even today huh?
She stopped the General abruptly.
"It wont' happen again Sir, look, I know you're probably not going to believe me, with the history between myself and
Colonel O'Neill, but I think I can explain this. Colonel you weren't thinking about kissing me before you came into my lab,
were you?" Her face searched mine for some kind of agreement.
Don't lieDon't lieDon't lieDon't lie, Initial thought Jack.
"Yewahnnno. No."
I turned to General Hammond sharply, shaking my head.
"No."
"Where are you going with this, Major?"
"I was examining a device Sg-4 brought back from P4D-992, I they theorized that it was a mobile Heat sensor, which transfers
signals into the brain, enabling the user to see what the device projects. I had thought that it was something else due to the circuitry
and it could be something else. The heat sensor reaction the user sees, could actually be a-"
At her findings, I don't if I was more relieved that it wasn't our fault or that she wasn't mad at me.
"What?" I rudely interrupted, I admit this.
"An Emotion detector."
"A what?"
Exactly General, A what?
"It could read emotion in the from of a heat sensor. It's possible, Narim gave me an emotive recorder. It recorded his feelings for,
me. This could be a sensor of the same kind, and come to think of it, I kind of looks the same as the technology need from that
kind of thing."
Wait? Narim gave her a-You mean it not my fault.
"So it's not my fault?"
"Uh, No Sir." That Smile, Ahh, I like it, It soothes me.....
"Right, okay then Major, If you find that your theories are correct, then all notification of the events at hand will be dropped, as long
as that display is never seen again you here?"
"Yes Sir, thank you." That smile again.
"Thank god."
Woo HOo!!
Cut a long story short, she was right. she always is, Sg-4 went back to the planet but all it needed was that chemical analysis to
confirm it, it turns out that it releases pheromones, or hormones, or whatever, I wasn't listening, but well done to Carter
anyway. In a way, I'm kind of disappointed that she was heightened by emotion to get that close to me, but I soon got over that.
I don't' regret what we did, but I would have preferred it at another time. We didn't' talk about what happened between us, because,
well-
"Colonel, that's a mop."
"Oh, So it is."
"Ouch!"
".....Sorry. It was that broom....."
"I know that now, "
"Oh yeah....."
"Sshhhh..."
We're still doing it.
------------------Ignorance is bliss.....--------------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like it, Hate it love it? Send us ya feed anyway, you know you want to!!!
Author: atheniandream/Jawbreakerchick/Paisleychick, my alter egos :)
Email: atheniandream@aol.com
Content Warnings: thought, Humor, slight romance, slight sexual innuendo
Pairings: Sam/Jack,
Spoilers: None,
Season: 6
Rating: G
Summary: They really should stop; it's getting them into trouble.....
Author's notes: Sequel to HIS AVERSION THERAPY, This one goes out to jrsost@ptd.net,
Who said that the second should be longer, well here, I think it is!!! :)
Feedback is necessary for survival!!!! :)
Disclaimer: Stargate Sg-1 and its characters are the property of Stargate (II) Productions, Showtime/Viacom, MGM/UA, Double
Secret Productions, and Gekko Productions. This story is for entertainment purposes only and no money exchanged hands.
No copyright infringement is intended. The original characters, situations, and story are the property of the author. This story may
not be posted elsewhere without the consent of the author.
Self-Emotive Deflection
This, was a very bad idea...............
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Uh Major Cart-Colonel O'Neill!!!"
Doh.
Her lips disconnected from mine, her hands took a hasty retreat and my eyes opened to she see the shock in hers, which is really not
what I need right now, so I look away from hers to three others', oh joy.
"Sir, um, Fraser, Jonas....Hi."
For anyone unfamiliar with the Handbook entitled "Sam Carter's most memorable expressions", this one should be added to it.
She kind of looks like a deer caught in headlights, crossed between the 'Carter' angry face number two.
Anyhoo, we all, as a group just stand there, little Fraser looks like a turtle rigged to heavy explosives, and Jonas, God Dammit!
Is smiling? And well General Hammond, I quote, did not appreciate the scene.
Thank god, Carter pipes up.
"Uh, General Sir, we can explain-"
He, didn't look pleased. And cut her off too. The bastard!!!!
"And you will, in my Office Major, at 13:00, after my last meeting with Sg-4."
At, I did what any respecting male would have done, I tried to leave, but guess who stopped me.
"Colonel? You too please."
"Yes, sir, 13:00" I shouted down the hallway, walking as fats as my bad knee would carry me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I looked at my watch briefly as I pretended to actually do work, have fun with that one. Oh, 12:48, yay.
Knock Knock.
"Come in unless you don't want to." original reply, I'll grant you.....Like I give a shit..
Aww man an I was just startin' to feel better, you know? About this mornings' 'encounter' of the overfriendly kind?
Like I could forget..
"Carter," I reply calm and well, ya know, just calm.
"Sir,"
Nothing.
What I mean by nothing is that she actually didn't do anything, she just kinda stood, there, ya, know as you do....
"You want something Carter, otherwise we're gonna be late for the meeting-" I stress 'meeting' lightly, obvious to much for as she
blows, metaphorically speaking, really.
"WE DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT!"
Mhmmmmmmphrggghhhhhhnnnnn...
"What?" I really am confused "There's nothing to talk about Carter," I remind her casually, but she doesn't give two.
"YOU STUCK YOUR TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT! I know that I couldn't comment at the time and all,"
Could she be sarcastic? I think her CO is having too much of an influence!
"What, and do didn't! Carter we made a mistake, we'll explain that to Hammond,"
I was still sitting down by my desk and Carter was still standing beside it, although I had the suspicion that she didn't want to be
there, her hands by her sides in fists, sporadically twitching and shaking.
"What if it's not?" She looked at me as if she'd just got wired, here eyes were serious and stern, I love Carter, but she was starting to
scare me now.
"What?" I stood up, from this I was shocked, sure react to a kiss, but react like this? I know that I'm not the most intelligent of
people, heck just by Carter being in my office the general IQ of this room had to have gone up a few, but, even through my limited
commonsense, wasn't she being slightly irrational???
I slowly got up from my desk and walked the mere few inches to explain this to her, her hair was wild, her eyes hazy and even the
most casual observer had to notice the serious edgy feel-look to her, edgy look to her...seriously.
"Carter, we-"
She ignored me, something she'd been doing a lot lately and...........It happened again, darn it!
But this time, Samantha Carter, was visibly not shocked and fully willing to reciprocate with fiery intention, hands searching, teeth
pulling, kisses burning, until my conscience shouted-
"CARTER!" I grabbed her shoulders, shouting into her mouth.
She went very stiff all of a sudden.
Uh Oh.
I think I broke her.
"Carter?"
BR
"Uh-Huh." Was she annoyed with me?
BR
"Were, uh late for the meeting."
"Oh." Yes Carter, oh. Hey, wait up!!!....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Denial is the devils dessert.......well, kinda
{"I speak my mind, that's why I don't say much."}
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At 13:02, a very rigid Major and painfully pensive Colonel sat waiting for the meeting in the office of one Major General George
Hammond, which would most definitely determine the future of our careers, darn.
Sitting up in the chair, I stifled a look at her, something that I hadn't actually done for a while. Bad idea.
"What?" She really is angry with me!
"Wha-nothin'." I looked away so quick my lips could be found hangin' around my left ear.
Finally the gas hit the flame.
"This wouldn't have happened if this wasn't' for you."
Huh?
BR
"Excuse me?"
"You KISSED ME?"
Uh huh, that I did.
BR
"Excuse me missy, who kissed me back?" I point the finger. Missy?
"Oh......................."
Yea got ya yeah!
"Bite ME!"
Excuse me.
"What?" I was both intrigued and very insulted, causing for closer interrogation. our seats were already besides
one another, but I leant in even closer to her to bring in the punch, so to speak.
"You heard me...." Her tone just reached a whole new low......
"What?" I think I went from defensive to shy in 5 seconds or, new record? I couldn't tell, I already had a hand on her shoulder and
my mouth to her neck, well she asked for it!!!
Just when I was starting to enjoy myself, I was once again interrupted, quite rudely I think, my lips slid off her neck leaving a vibrant
crimson welt. Cool, nice work....
"Colonel, Major, What is going on!"
Ummm...
"Sir, " I greeted, Carter however wasn't affected and didn't greet her superior officer
The General did not look pleased, whoops......maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll forget I'm here.....la lala la la laa..
"Well, Colonel would you like to start explaining yourselves, know doubt you can speak for both of you."
Can I?
'Well, Sir actually, that's kind of not true, it um, it started with-"
"He kissed me." Well, that was rude, but to the point- hey that not just it!
"Well she kissed me back!" I tried to meet her eyes in shock of her outburst, but she wouldn't meet my gaze, she was either
a)Ashamed, b)Thinking c)Pissed at me or d) None of the above, just pensive, very very pensive.
"Colonel, Major finger pointing is not the option of this, you were both involved, but what I want to know is why?"
Hmm, that's a thinker.......
Actually, Why? I don't remember wanting to kiss her when I came into her lab, I mean I wanna kiss her all the time, but I'd
never actually do it. so what made me?
This obviously went through Carter's mind, so it was B) then.
She kind of looked at me as if I'd stuck a snake in her head, and then as if I'd forgotten to wear my pants today. I knew that wasn't
true, but I glanced at them just to make sure.
"Look I'm going to have to record this, you had to many witnesses, I'm sorry, I am, I know how much you-" She really wants to
interrupt even today huh?
She stopped the General abruptly.
"It wont' happen again Sir, look, I know you're probably not going to believe me, with the history between myself and
Colonel O'Neill, but I think I can explain this. Colonel you weren't thinking about kissing me before you came into my lab,
were you?" Her face searched mine for some kind of agreement.
Don't lieDon't lieDon't lieDon't lie, Initial thought Jack.
"Yewahnnno. No."
I turned to General Hammond sharply, shaking my head.
"No."
"Where are you going with this, Major?"
"I was examining a device Sg-4 brought back from P4D-992, I they theorized that it was a mobile Heat sensor, which transfers
signals into the brain, enabling the user to see what the device projects. I had thought that it was something else due to the circuitry
and it could be something else. The heat sensor reaction the user sees, could actually be a-"
At her findings, I don't if I was more relieved that it wasn't our fault or that she wasn't mad at me.
"What?" I rudely interrupted, I admit this.
"An Emotion detector."
"A what?"
Exactly General, A what?
"It could read emotion in the from of a heat sensor. It's possible, Narim gave me an emotive recorder. It recorded his feelings for,
me. This could be a sensor of the same kind, and come to think of it, I kind of looks the same as the technology need from that
kind of thing."
Wait? Narim gave her a-You mean it not my fault.
"So it's not my fault?"
"Uh, No Sir." That Smile, Ahh, I like it, It soothes me.....
"Right, okay then Major, If you find that your theories are correct, then all notification of the events at hand will be dropped, as long
as that display is never seen again you here?"
"Yes Sir, thank you." That smile again.
"Thank god."
Woo HOo!!
Cut a long story short, she was right. she always is, Sg-4 went back to the planet but all it needed was that chemical analysis to
confirm it, it turns out that it releases pheromones, or hormones, or whatever, I wasn't listening, but well done to Carter
anyway. In a way, I'm kind of disappointed that she was heightened by emotion to get that close to me, but I soon got over that.
I don't' regret what we did, but I would have preferred it at another time. We didn't' talk about what happened between us, because,
well-
"Colonel, that's a mop."
"Oh, So it is."
"Ouch!"
".....Sorry. It was that broom....."
"I know that now, "
"Oh yeah....."
"Sshhhh..."
We're still doing it.
------------------Ignorance is bliss.....--------------------
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Like it, Hate it love it? Send us ya feed anyway, you know you want to!!!