Your Eyepatch

Notes: This is a parody of Your Song, from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack. It's suppose to be Schu singing to Farf. Warnings: Yaoi, Lime Disclaimer: I don't own Weiß Kreuz or Your Song.

My gift is my telepathy

But I'm singing for you,

And you can tell everybody

You've heard me sing.

I may be quite terrible but

I'll soon be done.

Hope you don't care,

I hope you don't care,

That I put down in wo-ords

How wonderful life is,

Now you're chained to my bed.

Straddle your hips

As I bind up your wrists,

Now some of the square knots

Well they, they've got me quite pissed,

But the ropes been knind

While spreading your legs.

It's for physcos like you who

Aren't opposed to bondage.

So excuse me forgetting,

But these things I do-o.

You see, I've forgotten

If your eyepatch is

Black or navy-y,

But the thing is

I really love you.

Yours is the coolest eyepatch

I've ever se-en.

And you can tell everybody

You've heard me sing,

I may be quite terrible but

I'll soon be done.

Hope you don't care,

I hope you don't care,

That I put down in wo-ords,

How wonderful life is,

Now you're chained to my bed.

Hope you don't care,

I hope you don't care,

That I put down in wo-ords,

How wonderful life is,

Now you're chained to my bed.

~Owari~