Legolas gets Legless
A/N: One again thank you all for reviewing I like to know what people think of my stories (doesn't everyone?) and your comments help me make the story better.
To the people who asked me where I get my ideas from and what I'm planning for this story I can honestly say I have no idea! I always let my stories tell themselves…so as to where the story will go next your guess is as good as mine until I actually start to write.
Although sometimes I have a vague idea of where I want the story to go (Salysha you read my mind!)
So anyway this chapter is dedicated to all my lovely reviewers…sorry for making you all wait so long for another chapter!
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Aragorn wasn't having a very good morning.
He awoke to the sound of the Hobbits, Gimli and Boromir at the entrance of the cave trying to get the horn of Gondor back from Legolas who was blowing on it loudly and running around swinging his tunic in the air.
He got up and walked outside
Boromir saw him
"Aragorn! Get over here and restrain your Lover before we get swamped by orcs!"
Legolas heard this through his consistent trumpeting and started to laugh and shout "Lover" at the top of his voice.
Then to everyone's surprise, dropped the horn of Gondor and his tunic and made a flying leap at Aragorn, toppling him over.
"Loverloverloverloverloverloverloverloverloverloverloverloverlover" he squealed and pinned the man to the ground as he lay on his back trying to get back the air knocked out of him.
Over the Elf's babble he heard laughing from the rest of the fellowship and Boromir say something along the lines of "Get a room"
"Don't just stand there, help me!" Pleaded the ranger.
Boromir just laughed at him "You move him, he seams quite happy there if I say so myself. I don't want to be the one to come in the way of two lovers"
At this Legolas started to babble again "Loversloversloversloversloversloversloversloverslovers"
"I can't move him he's an Elf! He's too strong!"
The hobbits laughed at Aragorn's vain attempts to move the blond Elf pinning him to the ground.
"Do you think its time for second breakfast yet Pip?"
"Do you know what Merry? I think it is! Come now lets all go and find some food"
And with that the hobbits went off into the forest in search of mushrooms
Gimli followed, axe at the ready, laughing and mumbling something under his breath about men being weak "Cannot even move a crazy Elf!" he laughed and disappeared into the forest after the hobbits.
"Boromir help me please! This is not funny we must continue on!" Aragorn pleaded with the man of Gondor
"I can understand you wanted to keep this relationship secret Aragorn. I mean after all you have Arwen waiting for you, but don't worry I'll make sure its kept a secret" And with that he tapped his nose and went to pack up his things.
"Boromir! Nothing is going on with Legolas and me! He pays more attention to trees, nature and protecting the fellowship than he does to anything else"
Legolas' head snapped up and moving faster then should be possible for an Elf in his state, jumped off Aragorn and with much less grace scrambled up a tree.
"You've hurt his feeling now Aragorn! Go apologise or we'll never get going"
Aragorn realised Boromir was right and went to the tree and climbed up looking for Legolas.
It was at this point the rest of the fellowship returned with the food they had gathered.
"Why is Aragorn climbing a tree?" Asked Frodo
"He's going for Legolas little one"
From the branches the Ranger could hear catcalls and verses of "Aragorn and Legolas sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
The normally tolerant ranger was finally starting to get annoyed and shouted down "If I've told you all once I've told you a thousand times there's nothing going on between Legolas and me end of story!"
The response came with calls of "Sure there isn't" and "Whatever you say Aragorn"
He could tell they were winking suggestively by the tone of their voices.
He cried out in frustration. And jumped down from the tree, his eyes burning with rage.
"Look all that happened last night was Legolas got scared when I mentioned Bob." He said with gritted teeth
The fellowship looked puzzled.
"Who is Bob?" Asked Sam
"Bob was a spider and -"
"Aiii!! Spider!!"
Before he could move out of the way Legolas had fallen from the tree and had landed right on top of Aragorn.
Boromir, Gimli and the Hobbits all burst out laughing at the sight of the brave Ranger and heroic Elf crumpled at the base of the tree in a tangle of limbs.
"Legolas get off me we have to get going!"
"Spiderspiderspiderspiderspiderspider!" Legolas clung to Aragorn like is very immortal life depended on it
"Not again Legolas!"
tbc…
A/N: Hehe sorry to leave it there but I'll get a new chapter out soon enough I Promise!
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