TITLE: "Reprise"

AUTHOR: Doctor Strangelove (strangelove317@hotmail.com)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: None in this part.
SPOILERS: Up to the end of Season 6 for Buffy and Season 3 for Angel. Takes place about a month after that.
FEEDBACK: I'd love it.
DISCLAIMER: Joss owns all the Buffy and Angel characters. I own the songs they sing. Disney owns the actual version of "Under the Sea", I'm just mocking theirs.

"Reprise"

Written by: Doctor Strangelove

EXT. - THE PACIFIC OCEAN, BEACH IN LOS ANGELES - THE SUN'S STARTING TO SET (ESTABLISHING SHOT)

EXT. - DEEP IN THE OCEAN, A BOX IS RESTING ON THE BOTTOM - SUN SETTING (ESTABLISHING SHOT)

INT. - INSIDE THE BOX - SUN SETTING

[We see Angel, still trapped inside the box, only he's looking paler, thinner, and weaker, having been trapped in a box for over a month. He's not entirely there and starts to talk to himself.]

ANGEL

They all tried to warn me. That Quortoth had made my son a mess. And all my hoping for something better, just got me trapped down here.

[Angel's head moves back and forth to the beat as a very familiar tune begins to play. Angel sings.]

ANGEL [cont'd]

So thrilled when my son came back,
Thought it was gonna be great.
Should've listened to the others,
That was my first mistake.

Now look at this box around me,
Right here on the ocean floor.
Four tiny walls surround me,
What did he do this for?

Under the sea,
Under the sea.
And no, it's no better
Down where it's wetter,
Take it from me.

That girl, Justine, got her way,
Been under here for 37 days.
And she's gloatin'
While I'm just floatin',
Under the sea.

Up there we could've been happy,
If it hadn't been for Holtz.
No, I can't blame him for why I'm not happy,
'Cause none of it was his fault.

But Justine won't be so lucky.
She's in for a worser fate.
One day when I get outta here,
Oh, it's gonna be so great.
Oh yes!

Under the sea
Under the sea
No she won't beat me
Try it and she'll see,
It'll never be.

All the time of mine she took,
I'm not gonna let her off the hook.
But I'll give her no troubles,
While I'm surrounded by bubbles.
Under the sea,
Under the sea.

And when I meet her,
I'm gonna beat her,
Intensely.
I'm so pissed, get out my way,
That bitch had better pray.

I won't forget it,
She's gonna get it.
But I'm under the sea.

Well, her I could shoot,
Or throw some darts,
Stab her with a knife,
That's really sharp.

Bash in her face,
Mean I know, but although,
Might not should fight with my soul.
Hey, what can I say,
She deserves the things,
I'm talking 'bout.
With vengeance have a brief fling,
The torture and all that,
Yeah, that's where it's at.
What hit her she won't know!

Under the sea,
Under the sea.
Revenge is the thing,
And all her screams,
Are music to me.

What pain I'll reek with this hands,
Oh that girl I just can't stand.
I'd love to smack her but I'm still trapped here,
Under the sea.

And I won't be found here, way down here,
Under the sea.

My son I failed, and now I am jailed,
That's why I gotta, get outta the water.
But I'm just stuck here.
Under the muck here.
Under the sea!

[The music end and Angel looks around, realizing what just happened.]

ANGEL [cont'd]

Okay. Mental Diary, Day 37: Cabin fever begins to sink in.

END OF TEASER