TITLE: "Reprise"

AUTHOR: Doctor Strangelove (strangelove317@hotmail.com)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS:
SPOILERS: Up to the end of Season 6 for Buffy and Season 3 for Angel. Takes place about a month after that.
FEEDBACK: I'd love it.
DISCLAIMER: Joss owns all the Buffy and Angel characters. I own the songs they sing.

"Reprise"

Written by: Doctor Strangelove

EXT. WOLFRAM AND HART BUILDING [ESTABLISHING SHOT] - NIGHT

INT. LILAH MORGAN'S OFFICE - NIGHT

[Lilah is staring down at her desk doing work. We see the air in front of her start to ripple and a large, shadowy figure steps out slowing coming up to her desk.]

LILAH
[Without looking up.]

Did you get her?

[The figure comes out out of the shadows, and is revealed to be Hase, carrying an unconscious Anya.]

HASE

I got it.

[Lilah stands up and walks over to the giant rabbit.]

LILAH

Good. Because Ms. Chase is going to be an intregal part of the coming battles. Or, she was going to be an intregal part. After we kill her, she won't be too intregal to anyone. Where was she?

HASE

Found her in some little town called Sunnydale.

[Anya's eyes start to flicker open.]

LILAH

The Hellmouth? Hmm, not that surprising. Put her up on my desk.

[Hase tosses a now very conscious Anya up on Lilah's desk. Lilah turns to look and we see her face fall. Music starts to play.]

LILAH

I send you out for one simple assignment,
Something's gone missing, want you to find it.
A prominent player in the prophecies,
And her presence here, we certainly need.

I'm only going to say this once, let me be clear,
And try to get this through your thick rabbit ears.
You kidnapped the girl, but your job's not done,
For you see, she's not the Chosen One!

HASE

What? No way! Can't be!
Followed you instructions to a tee.
She fits the description perfectly!

LILAH

Hmm, don't care.
Don't want that girl there.
And your job won't be done,
Till you get me the Chosen One.

ANYA

Well, what's wrong with me?
I'm smart and strong. Super sexy.
Why this girl so special anyhow?

LILAH
[Spoken.]

We're gonna kill her.

ANYA

I'll be shutting up now.

HASE

Hey, it's hard. Finding the one.
It ain't a lot of fun.
Hardest job under the sun.

LILAH

Hey, look I understand,
This is a difficult plan.
I get it, I feel ya,
But I'll still be pissed till I get Cordelia!

ANYA
[Mouthing]

Cordelia?

HASE

Yeah, okay, I know it,
Didn't think I'd blow it,
I can do it, let me show it.

LILAH

If you'll get out of my way,
I'll give you one more day.
Device a plot, set a trap,
And could you cut the musical crap?

[The music ends.]

LILAH

Better. Now you've got one more day to get the girl to me. I'm not going to bother telling you what will happen if you don't. But you're not going to like it. Now get out.

[Hase hurriedly trys to leave.]

LILAH [cont'd]

And take her with you.

HASE

Oh, right!

[Hase grabs Anya and the two vanish in a blue flash again.]