TITLE: "Reprise"
AUTHOR: Doctor Strangelove (strangelove317@hotmail.com)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: None really.
SPOILERS: Up to the end of Season 6 for Buffy and Season 3 for Angel.
Takes place about a month after that.
FEEDBACK: I'd love it.
DISCLAIMER: Joss owns all the Buffy and Angel characters. I own
the songs they sing.
A/N: Okay, I really was planning on finishing this all up on Christmas, but I
got distracted. I got Season 2 of Buffy on DVD and the Buffy video game, so I've
been watching and playing those almost not stop. Doesn't leave a lot of room for
writing. But I'm sitting here and I'm not leaving till I have finished this fic.
Promise.
"Reprise"
Written by: Doctor Strangelove
[Right where we left off, with the entire gang(s) staring at Hase and Anya, and the large hole in the wall.]
BUFFY
Okay, really, how much of Sweet are you copying? You hide out at the Bronze, you have a whole song stealing songs from his musical, and that is the exact same thing he said before the big musical finish.
HASE
Okay, the thing is.... well you see... it's like... Shut up!
BUFFY
Nice comeback.
HASE
I don't have time for you, Little Miss Slayer.
[A blue flash and suddenly Hase is standing next to Dawn, leaving Anya to fall to the floor.]
HASE [cont'd]
I'm here for the Chosen One.
DAWN
Um.
HASE
Yeah?
DAWN
I'm not the Chosen One.
[Pause]
HASE
Oh.
[He looks around and then teleports next to Cordelia.]
HASE [cont'd]
Are you Cordelia Chase?
CORDELIA
Yeah.
HASE
Okay, I'm here for her. I need to take you back to my boss.
CORDELIA
Your boss?
WILLOW
He said he worked for Wolfram & Hart.
WESLEY
Wolfram & Hart?
GUNN
Damn.
BUFFY
You know them?
[While everyone else is talking Giles walks over to pick up Anya and bring her back to the group.]
ANGEL
They're an evil law firm.
DAWN
I knew it!
CORDELIA
Okay, Hase was it? Your boss at Wolfram & Hart. Her name wouldn't happen to be Lilah Morgan, would it?
HASE
Yeah.
[The entire Fang Gang groans.]
ANGEL
Should've known.
XANDER
Okay, what's with all the groaning? Who is this chick?
GUNN
Evil lawyer. Hates Angel with a fiery passion. Major thorn in our sides.
SPIKE
She's your Big Bad.
ANGEL
Basically.
FRED
Big Bad?
BUFFY
Well it sounds like-
HASE
Hey!
[Everyone stops talking and focuses back on Hase.]
HASE [cont'd]
I'm here to kill this girl! The least you could do is pay a little attention.
CORDELIA
Kill me?
[Angel vamps out and walks up to Hase.]
ANGEL
I don't think so.
BUFFY
Um, Angel?
ANGEL
What?
[Hase raises one arm and smacks Angel into the staircase.]
BUFFY
He's really strong.
ANGEL
Oh.
CORDELIA
Well, you can't just take me without a fight. You've got to give us some chance to defend ourselves.
[Hase smiles wickedly.]
HASE
Alright.
[The ceiling turns into a smokey blue cloud and a large arcade machine falls to the ground.]
BUFFY
What is that?
DAWN
Dance Dance Revolution? Your big showdown is Dance Dance Revolution?
BUFFY
You know what this is?
DAWN
Yeah, Spike and I play it at the mall all the time. Right, Spike?
SPIKE
[Glares at Dawn.]
No.
DAWN
Oh, right. That was someone else.
[Mouths.]
Sorry.
[Angel stands up and starts to walk back to the group.]
ANGEL
So how does this work?
HASE
[Very dramatic.]
Three rounds. Three songs. Whoever wins two, wins.
ANGEL
I meant how does the game work.
HASE
Oh. Um, let's see. See the pad on the floor? Symbols are going to go across the screen that look like that. Whenever they pass the thing at the top, you step on the pad. Got it?
BUFFY
Yeah. Let's go.
[Buffy jumps up onto the machine and Hase walks up to stand next to her. He pushes some buttons, searching for a song. A fast and hard rock song starts.]
DEEP MALE VOICE
It's a showdown,
A throwdown,
Bitch I smack that ho down.
HASE
Well?
BUFFY
For a musical demon you have crappy taste. Pick something else.
HASE
Fine. I think this'll be more to your liking.
BUFFY
[Looks at the screen.]
"Something to Sing About"?
[A slow beat starts.]
FEMALE JAPANESE VOICE
Life's a show.
Life's a show.
[The beat picks up and becomes a fast techno song. Buffy and Hase begin to dance to it, following the patterns on the screen.]
FEMALE JAPANESE VOICE
Life's a show and we all play our...
Parts!
And when the music...
Starts!
We open up our...
Hearts!
[The voice changes to Japanese and we do close ups of Buffy's determined face, her feet moving fast on the pad, and her screen, arrows landing on good, great, and a few perfects. Then they see a calm Hase, feet moving quick like a, well, a bunny's, and his screen, all perfects. The singer goes back to English.]
FEMALE JAPANESE VOICE
There was no pain!
There was no doubt!
No pain!
No doubt!
Until they puuuuuuuulled me out...
[The beat gets even faster and she goes back to Japanese. Buffy is getting tired and is missing more and more of the steps. Hase is moving unbelievabley fast (Thanks to the magic of CGI). The tempo is lightning quick now and Buffy slows down when she notices Hase is smoking. As the song nears it's end Hase bursts into flames. After a few moments, he's completely gone. The song ends.]
FEMALE JAPANESE VOICE
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it.
[Buffy steps away from the machine as everyone stares at in confused.]
SPIKE
Well, that was...
BUFFY
Really weird.
CORDELIA
Oh yeah.
BUFFY
Guess he didn't have anyone to save him. Huh.
ANGEL
Well, I guess it's over.
BUFFY
I guess so.
